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superduper
01-04-2020, 04:15 AM
Why is it that EVEN NOW, in 2020, players are coming out calling Kobe the GOAT? How uneducated are these people that compete at basketball in the highest possible level of competition in the universe? We MUST show all of these people Kobe's basketballreference page because clearly they haven't seen it. They must have NO IDEA what Kobe's FG% or VORP was.

It truly must hurt Bran stans deep down inside every single time someone prominent who has touched an NBA court in their lives comes out and calls Kobe the GOAT. This goes against all of their precious stats and literally the ONLY way they know how to "evaluate" basketball. The way they're SO CERTAIN that Bran is the "undisputed LeGOAT!!" but then every single day there's atleast one new quote telling them "nah kid... stfu and close that Microsoft Excel spreadsheet".

scuzzy
01-04-2020, 04:16 AM
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superduper
01-04-2020, 04:18 AM
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Quick... login to your other alts so you can mass 1* me STAT.

We MUST apply damage control here! :(

LAmbruh
01-04-2020, 04:19 AM
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Uncle Drew
01-04-2020, 04:19 AM
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Uncle Drew
01-04-2020, 04:19 AM
3AM meltdowns are the best. Keep the tears coming babyboi.

LAmbruh
01-04-2020, 04:21 AM
3AM meltdowns are the best. Keep the tears coming babyboi.

Superduper tears are some of the most delicious of all tears



Best served fresh (post game Lakers wins)

MrFonzworth
01-04-2020, 04:54 AM
OP easily the biggest bitch on ISH. Every single thread he makes he gets shut down and shit shoved down his throat.

Hittin_Shots
01-04-2020, 05:32 AM
OP easily the biggest bitch on ISH. Every single thread he makes he gets shut down and shit shoved down his throat.

You are a sad weirdo.

MrFonzworth
01-04-2020, 05:42 AM
You are a sad weirdo.
Congrats on your team making the 2015 playoffs!

Gileraracer
01-04-2020, 09:36 AM
Check Lebrons stats! (not the finals win percentage but the others)

He's GOAT!!! :mad: :mad:

StrongLurk
01-04-2020, 11:16 AM
Kobe has zero argument over MJ. Literally zero.

Keno
01-04-2020, 11:59 AM
Kobe has zero argument over MJ. Literally zero.

but but but opinions! :cry:

there’s a reason why kobe is top 15.

FireDavidKahn
01-04-2020, 12:00 PM
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