WTF??? Mia Malkova singing A Whole New World with some random nerd

[keep-itreal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxP1bz4k3G0

:oldlol:

[Meticode]

Not only is she really flexible with her body and throat, but she can sing too.

[CelticBaller]

Damn I forgot about her, bout to go on xvideos right now and do a quickie. Thanks op :cheers:

[Patrick Chewing]

Great voice. Now it

[highwhey]

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing]Great voice. Now it

[Patrick Chewing]

gotta get that last fap in before ww3 old man.


No way you make it out of basic training. I see a dishonorable discharge in your future.

Reason: Ate too much.

[highwhey]

No way you make it out of basic training. I see a dishonorable discharge in your future.

Reason: Ate too much.
and you wouldn't even be drafted bc you're 50 years old.

[Patrick Chewing]

and you wouldn't even be drafted bc you're 50 years old.


:pimp:

[bluechox2]

deepthroatinng actually can make you sing better I guess

[egokiller]

No way you make it out of basic training. I see a dishonorable discharge in your future.

Reason: Ate too much.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE HIGHWEIGHT?

Private Highweight:
Sir, a spicy beef burrito, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
A spicy beef burrito?

Private Highweight:
Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
How did it get here?

Private Highweight:
Sir, I took it from just over the boarder, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Are you allowed to eat spicy beef burritos, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
And why not, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Highweight!

Private Highweight
Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Then why did you try to sneak a spicy beef burrito in your foot locker, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Because you were hungry...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Highweight has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Highweight. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Highweight the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Highweight f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE SPICY BEEF BURRITO! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Open your mouth!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
They're payin' for it; YOU eat it!

[highwhey]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE HIGHWEIGHT?

Private Highweight:
Sir, a spicy beef burrito, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
A spicy beef burrito?

Private Highweight:
Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
How did it get here?

Private Highweight:
Sir, I took it from just over the boarder, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Are you allowed to eat spicy beef burritos, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
And why not, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Highweight!

Private Highweight
Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Then why did you try to sneak a spicy beef burrito in your foot locker, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Because you were hungry...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Highweight has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Highweight. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Highweight the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Highweight f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE SPICY BEEF BURRITO! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Open your mouth!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
They're payin' for it; YOU eat it!holy mother of cringe...:wtf:

Get some help man :biggums:

[warriorfan]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE HIGHWEIGHT?

Private Highweight:
Sir, a spicy beef burrito, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
A spicy beef burrito?

Private Highweight:
Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
How did it get here?

Private Highweight:
Sir, I took it from just over the boarder, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Are you allowed to eat spicy beef burritos, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
And why not, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Highweight!

Private Highweight
Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Then why did you try to sneak a spicy beef burrito in your foot locker, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Because you were hungry...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Highweight has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Highweight. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Highweight the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Highweight f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE SPICY BEEF BURRITO! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Open your mouth!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
They're payin' for it; YOU eat it!

:roll: :roll: :roll:

:applause:

[egokiller]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

:applause:

:oldlol:

[Patrick Chewing]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE HIGHWEIGHT?

Private Highweight:
Sir, a spicy beef burrito, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
A spicy beef burrito?

Private Highweight:
Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
How did it get here?

Private Highweight:
Sir, I took it from just over the boarder, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Are you allowed to eat spicy beef burritos, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
And why not, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Highweight!

Private Highweight
Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Then why did you try to sneak a spicy beef burrito in your foot locker, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Because you were hungry...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Highweight has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Highweight. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Highweight the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Highweight f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE SPICY BEEF BURRITO! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Open your mouth!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
They're payin' for it; YOU eat it!


https://media0.giphy.com/media/YzvPqrOVoS9tC/source.gif


Highweight

[bluechox2]

Real question, where’s the rest of the video at...

[diamenz]

[QUOTE=bluechox2]Real question, where

[Long Duck Dong]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE HIGHWEIGHT?

Private Highweight:
Sir, a spicy beef burrito, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
A spicy beef burrito?

Private Highweight:
Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
How did it get here?

Private Highweight:
Sir, I took it from just over the boarder, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Are you allowed to eat spicy beef burritos, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
And why not, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Highweight!

Private Highweight
Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Then why did you try to sneak a spicy beef burrito in your foot locker, Private Highweight?

Private Highweight:
Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Because you were hungry...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Highweight has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Highweight. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Highweight the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Highweight f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE SPICY BEEF BURRITO! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Open your mouth!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
They're payin' for it; YOU eat it!

:oldlol:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/cb82fe457e4da285d34c09b5c8248cda/tumblr_nregj7eRt71s5tqvso1_500.gifv

Ok now who has the photo of highwey holding his rifle with his cute little army hat on? :oldlol:

[diamenz]

^how did they manage to sync everyone in that gif in a perfect loop and why aren't they getting paid for it?

[ArbitraryWater]

^how did they manage to sync everyone in that gif in a perfect loop and why aren't they getting paid for it?

dafuq?

[diamenz]

dafuq?

if you aren't into video editing u prob wouldn't be able to appreciate it.

[ArbitraryWater]

if you aren't into video editing u prob wouldn't be able to appreciate it.

well he didnt sync anything lol

he just cut it off nicely