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taabhimself
02-17-2020, 10:32 PM
in terms of ONE DUNK, the single most pathetic display in the history of the dunk contest absolutely must go to larry hughes' third dunk in the 2000 dunk contest. (https://youtu.be/eI1if7ClBJ8?t=1671)

for a little context - this is obviously what would end up being one of the most electrifying dunk contests in NBA history, which was sorely needed given that the NBA had missed it the previous year due to the lock-out and, the year prior to that, had replaced it "NBA/WNBA 2 Ball" event, which probably deserves a post of its own. everyone remembers VC's antics in 2000. most people don't remember the first dunker of the evening - larry hughes.

larry missed his first dunk, a simple double-pump reverse which ricocheted off the back iron. "not able to hit on that first slam-dunk opportunity," marv albert noted. "larry hughes' name has surfaced in a number of trade rumors in recent weeks." he earned a weak 30 from the judges for his efforts. good panel, too - rick barry, george gervin, cynthia cooper, isaiah thomas, and a mic'd-up kenny smith.

"i think it hit off the back of my head," larry would tell cheryl miller. "don't worry, i got two more dunks to do."

indeed he did.

t-mac, steve francis, and VC dunked in succession following larry. each dunk successively got the crowd more and more hyped. by the time VC threw down his fully extended 360 windmill they were going insane.

and after a lackluster stackhouse dunk and a ricky davis miss, larry hughes was up again. time to fulfill that promise to cheryl.

for larry's second dunk, he proceeded to mistime two backwards, through-the-legs-and-off-the-backboard passes to himself from the free throw line. no worries, he thought, and switched things up to a smooth double pump reverse, leaping from one side of the rim to the other. except he missed. again. you can hear larry scream "GOD damn" after he lands.

"i think vince carter's got in everybody's brain a little bit," says danny ainge, commentating for TNT as hughes walks to half-court and covers up the mid-court camera so we can't gaze upon his visage in shame.

"trying to do something maybe they can't do."

t-mac, stevie franchise, and VC would do their thing again in the second round. the crowd was buzzing again. and after two more forgettable dunks from jerry stackhouse and ricky davis, we are brought to the most shameful sequence in dunk contest history. (https://youtu.be/eI1if7ClBJ8?t=1655)

as we come back from commercial, AI comes out to assist larry hughes with his final dunk of the first round. presumably what happens is iverson lobs it off the backboard to hughes, but we don't know, because the NBA is so over larry hughes' participation in this dunk contest, they don't even show the dunk. the camera stays steadfast on iverson (for good reason, he was just entering his white-hot prime and balling out of control).

"feeding off to..... larry hughes...... the crowd somewhat impressed," marv yawns. the camera follows larry to midcourt as he looks up hopefully at the replay, but the narrative has already forgotten him. 2 seconds later and reggie theus is already asking chris webber and KG about vince's last dunk - "have you ever seen a dunk like vince carter put on the first one?" reggie asks as they watch the replay on KG's panasonic camcorder. "never," say c webb and KG. "he was like an astronaut tonight."

and just like that, larry hughes' dunk contest career was forgotten.

taabhimself
02-17-2020, 10:33 PM
Bone bone bone bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
When there ain't no where to run (tell me what)
(When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you)
And whatcha gonna do
When there aint no where to hide (tell me what)
When judgment comes for you ('cause it's gonna come for you)
Let's all bring it in for wally, eazy sees uncle charlie
Little boo, god's got him and I'm gonna miss everybody
I only roll with bone my gang look to where they lay
When playing with destiny, plays too deep for me to say
Lil' layzie came to me, told me if he should decease well then please
Bury me by my grand-grand and when you can, come follow me
God bless you working on a plan to heaven
Follow the lord all twenty-four-seven days, God is who we praise
Even though the devil's all up in my face
But he keeping me safe and in my place, say grace
For the case to race with a chance to face the judge
And I'm guessing my soul won't budge
Grudge because there's no mercy for thugs
Oh what can I do it's all about our family and how we roll
Can I get a witness let it unfold
We living our lives to eternal our soul aye-oh-aye-oh
Pray, and we pray and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Still we laced, now follow me roll stroll
Whether is tell of his heaven
Come let's go take a visit of people that's long gone
Darris, wally, eazy, terry, boo
It's steadily creeping up on the family
Exactly how many days we got lasting
While you laughin we're passing, passing away
So y'all go rest y'all souls
'Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossreads
Y'all know y'all forever got love from them bone thugs baby
Now eazy's long gone
Really wish he would come home
But when it's time to die
Gotta go bye bye
All a thug could do is cry, cry
Why they kill my dog and man
I miss my uncle charles y'all
And he shoudn't be gone, in front of his home
What they did to boo was wrong
Oh so wrong, oh so wrong
Gotta hold on gotta stay strong
When the day comes
Better believe bone got a shoulder you can lean on (lean on)
Hey and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everday, everyday, everyday, everyday
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely

DoctorP
02-17-2020, 10:43 PM
Bone bone bone bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
When there ain't no where to run (tell me what)
(When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you)
And whatcha gonna do
When there aint no where to hide (tell me what)
When judgment comes for you ('cause it's gonna come for you)
Let's all bring it in for wally, eazy sees uncle charlie
Little boo, god's got him and I'm gonna miss everybody
I only roll with bone my gang look to where they lay
When playing with destiny, plays too deep for me to say
Lil' layzie came to me, told me if he should decease well then please
Bury me by my grand-grand and when you can, come follow me
God bless you working on a plan to heaven
Follow the lord all twenty-four-seven days, God is who we praise
Even though the devil's all up in my face
But he keeping me safe and in my place, say grace
For the case to race with a chance to face the judge
And I'm guessing my soul won't budge
Grudge because there's no mercy for thugs
Oh what can I do it's all about our family and how we roll
Can I get a witness let it unfold
We living our lives to eternal our soul aye-oh-aye-oh
Pray, and we pray and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Still we laced, now follow me roll stroll
Whether is tell of his heaven
Come let's go take a visit of people that's long gone
Darris, wally, eazy, terry, boo
It's steadily creeping up on the family
Exactly how many days we got lasting
While you laughin we're passing, passing away
So y'all go rest y'all souls
'Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossreads
Y'all know y'all forever got love from them bone thugs baby
Now eazy's long gone
Really wish he would come home
But when it's time to die
Gotta go bye bye
All a thug could do is cry, cry
Why they kill my dog and man
I miss my uncle charles y'all
And he shoudn't be gone, in front of his home
What they did to boo was wrong
Oh so wrong, oh so wrong
Gotta hold on gotta stay strong
When the day comes
Better believe bone got a shoulder you can lean on (lean on)
Hey and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everday, everyday, everyday, everyday
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely

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Celtics 1825
02-18-2020, 03:07 AM
Nah, the most shameful dunk contest moment in history was the one where the guy did a layup instead of a dunk

jstern
02-18-2020, 03:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yy3eUYlUU8

Wally450
02-18-2020, 10:48 AM
Blake bringing a Kia out, then dunking over the hood of it. :facepalm

n00bie
02-18-2020, 10:59 AM
Blake bringing a Kia out, then dunking over the hood of it. :facepalm

Definitely rigged. DeRozan should have made it to the 2nd round. Instead.. Kia paid the NBA to have their car there in the second round. Would have been less obvious if the car came out in the 1st round.

Phoenix
02-18-2020, 11:14 AM
Two words: Chris Anderson

JEFFERSON MONEY
02-18-2020, 06:26 PM
lulz why did he have to lob It from so faR away?

Arroyo8
02-18-2020, 06:38 PM
Armstrong im the old times