with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

[Stanley Kobrick]

not very common in the US but apparently Europeans really love them



https://i.postimg.cc/15yTWXLm/brondell-bidet-attachments-fs-10-31-1000.jpg (https://postimages.org/)


https://i.postimg.cc/bYxWHkVV/image.jpg (https://postimages.org/)


https://i.postimg.cc/pXkS3xHD/what-is-a-bidet.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[DoctorP]

japanese also have advanced bidets. americans like dry paper up the ass and will never change to those communist bidet users :lol

[Stanley Kobrick]

japanese also have advanced bidets. americans like dry paper up the ass and will never change to those communist bidet users :lol

i usually pamper myself pretty good with a 2 dry wipes (one down --> one up), then polish off with a wetwipe. septic friendly ones of course

[HylianNightmare]

My homies family does in the rental they let us use. Its amazing

[Long Duck Dong]

I have a business associate who told me the biggest "game changers" in the last 10 years of things he has bought for his home are his insta-pot, his smart tv and his Japanese bidet toilet. I hate using paper, I feel the need to shower after every sh!t so this might be perfect for me. Not sure what I'm waiting for

[Patrick Chewing]

Meanwhile, the Muslims are using this to clean their asses.

https://muslimobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/17217012.jpg

[Stanley Kobrick]

Meanwhile, the Muslims are using this to clean their asses.

https://muslimobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/17217012.jpg


still more respectable than this phenomenon



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0

[imdaman99]

Meanwhile, the Muslims are using this to clean their asses.

https://muslimobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/17217012.jpg

So? It's cleaner. You use water to clean everything in the world. And don't tell me you don't soap your ass in the shower with your hands. Imagine the nerve of some smelly dude that's spreading diseases like you to insult someone else.

[Stanley Kobrick]

So? It's cleaner. You use water to clean everything in the world. And don't tell me you don't soap your ass in the shower with your hands. Imagine the nerve of some smelly dude that's spreading diseases like you to insult someone else.

i agree. using water only is much more sanitary than paper only. i need to invest in a bidet

[scuzzy]

my Italian friends family has one and they love it

but what's the process?

wipe, squirt, wipe?

just squirt squirt and then wipe to dry off?

or just squirt and air dry?

[Patrick Chewing]

Yes, please explain. How does the ass get clean when there’s shit all over the anus and the surrounding cheek area? How do you know when you’re completely clean?

[brownmamba00]

:roll:

Grown ass men that don't know how to wash their ass^^

[bigkingsfan]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81cQgwe5M6L._SL1500_.jpg

[Pushxx]

I've had a bidet for 8 years and I walk across the house to use the toilet with the bidet because it's worth it.

[CelticBaller]

looks like gay shower/bathroom toy

[Stanley Kobrick]

https://i.redd.it/c1286i65bes41.jpg

[DoctorP]

My thoughts on Bidets are that if I picked up and smeared a bunch of dung with my hands Id rather wash them with water and soap than use paper towels.

[Stanley Kobrick]

My thoughts on Bidets are that if I picked up and smeared a bunch of dung with my hands Id rather wash them with water and soap than use paper towels.
i've heard using a bidet is quite like sticking your butt over jacuzzi jets. at first its overwhelming, but quickly becomes arousing and delightful

[DoctorP]

i've heard using a bidet is quite like sticking your butt over jacuzzi jets. at first its overwhelming, but quickly becomes arousing and delightful

more like a splash than a jet, really. but im sure a freak can up the pressure... gack

[Stanley Kobrick]

more like a splash than a jet, really. but im sure a freak can up the pressure... gack
i'm hoping for my first experience to be more of a water hose effect than just a squirt squirt. i want the full dose

[DoctorP]

i'm hoping for my first experience to be more of a water hose effect than just a squirt squirt. i want the full dose


I don't think you will be disappointed

[coin24]

The ones in Japan are awesome, you can choose the water temp and jet speed. Then it dries your butt after.

Other places in Asia just have the separate spray hose next to the toilet.

[Stanley Kobrick]

The ones in Japan are awesome, you can choose the water temp and jet speed. Then it dries your butt after.

Other places in Asia just have the separate spray hose next to the toilet.
:cheers:

[DoctorP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESmm0BU5U9s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7DjUUnejQo

[Lebron23]

We wash our butt with Soap.

[Stanley Kobrick]

We wash our butt with Soap.
:applause:

[Stanley Kobrick]

TIL that in Italy the installation of a bidet in a bathroom has been mandatory since 1975 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet#Society_and_culture)

[Axe]

This kind of thing is too gaudy for folks in NA. That's why it's unsurprisingly that they're not common there yet.

[Axe]

Also, they still think that tp is life.