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what a GOAT. rewatched 2013 game 6 courtesy of NBA youtube Im sure some of you have seen it.
has any human being in the history of human beings had a greater 1.2 seconds on this earth than ray allen from when he caught the ball to when he released it?
now we know why they call him jesus. still has skip bayless triggered to this day. never gonna forget the shouting at the bar when he did that shit - of course I went out for game 7 as well :roll:
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SouBeachTalents
04-02-2020, 09:49 PM
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I have zero doubt that ray allen is clutch in the bedroom as well. his cunnilingus form and technique is probably the product of thousands of reps. I bet he hits the bullseye on a girls face from halfway across a darkened room.
sort of like what he did to skip - he's still triggered to this day :roll::roll:
https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1244005273682886661
DoctorP
04-02-2020, 10:02 PM
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I have zero doubt that ray allen is clutch in the bedroom as well. his cunnilingus form and technique is probably the product of thousands of reps. I bet he hits the bullseye on a girls face from halfway across a darkened room.
sort of like what he did to skip - he's still triggered to this day :roll::roll:
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Im trying to find the image that he used as his display pic so I can use it as my avatar but no luck so far. I would change my description to "sugarray20"
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guess Im just gonna have to stick with this for now
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DoctorP
04-02-2020, 10:09 PM
Ray Allen, the Jesus. Dudes a ****ing 3ball machine. Never seen a more textbook form.
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"you coming to bed tonight?"
"nah sorry babe I'm gonna stay up and watch some ray allen highlights. its gonna be a while so just take care of yourself."
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tpols
04-02-2020, 10:36 PM
the craziest part about that shot is he was in a position to get the rebound.
Bosh crowded him out and he instinctualy backed up like link doing back hops away from a boss. Caught and released quick strike, and swished it.
That ball didnt hit rim.
I was at a popular spot far from my area and the international lebron hater community was going OFF at that bar. kawhi missed a freethrow, no one knew who he was just some kid, and some jamaican dude to my right was turning up yelling "pressure creates diamonds, and pressure busts pipes." some guy even called that lebron was going to brick a shot on the play after the comeback and that ray allen would hit a three. I swear to god.
the moment ray allen caught that shit I knew it was good. people were already too drunk for overtime - that ray allen 3 was the most hype shit I've seen in my life. its a snapshot frozen in my brain for life. :oldlol:
tpols
04-02-2020, 10:54 PM
some guy even called that lebron was going to brick a shot on the play after the comeback and that ray allen would hit a three. I swear to god.
that guy was a basketball prophet.
tpols
04-02-2020, 10:57 PM
it kinda makes sense. tony parker is an all time bad defender.
instead of glue'ing ray, he burrowed down low following the action.
Any decent defender would know to defend the 3 pt line in a 3 pt game smh. Bosh couldve slam dunked it there and it would've ended the Heat's season.
it was a pretty busy place not even a sports bar and I was with one of my good boys after we crushed a shift at work - place was dead in the 3rd quarter it felt like a miami choke because they were so hyped up - when ray hit that three it was the most orgasmic sports climax Ive ever seen. I think the heat had as many haters as any sports team ever but the clutchness of the comeback had everyone jumping up and down. I dont think we'll ever get that shit in a finals game or series again. :oldlol:
it kinda makes sense. tony parker is an all time bad defender.
instead of glue'ing ray, he burrowed down low following the action.
Any decent defender would know to defend the 3 pt line in a 3 pt game smh. Bosh couldve slam dunked it there and it would've ended the Heat's season.
by the way one of the underrated points about that finals series is how lebron was destroying every star pointguard back then. the heat literally used to use lebron as their point-guard lockdown defender because tony parker was destroying everyone in those playoffs. bron was passive in the first few games so man was that 4th quarter burst timely. :roll:
tpols
04-02-2020, 11:03 PM
I dont think we'll ever get that shit in a finals game or series again. :oldlol:
probably not. lebron is a once in a looong generation talent and the Heat were dynasty expected. Ray Allen literally saved all of their legacy in one fell swoop like never was seen before.
probably not. lebron is a once in a looong generation talent and the Heat were dynasty expected. Ray Allen literally saved all of their legacy in one fell swoop like never was seen before.
whether someone was a hater or a fan I think both groups were satisfied by the godly entertainment of the heat experiment.
everyone except kg and pierce they watched ray get another ring for their rival team.
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highwhey
04-02-2020, 11:13 PM
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tpols
04-02-2020, 11:16 PM
whether someone was a hater or a fan I think both groups were satisfied by the godly entertainment of the heat experiment.
everyone except kg and pierce they watched ray get another ring for their rival team.
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yea true... it was the most exciting finals of the past decade or more perhaps.
game 1 was even a total classic nobody remembers.
SouBeachTalents
04-02-2020, 11:17 PM
I feel like one of the more underrated aspects of that ending was the Heat's rebound on LeBron's first miss. No bigs on the floor for either team, and in a mad scramble where 2-3 Spurs could've come up with it, it falls to Miller with LeBron right there to hit an open 3
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I feel like one of the more underrated aspects of that ending was the Heat's rebound on LeBron's first miss. No bigs on the floor for either team, and in a mad scramble where 2-3 Spurs could've come up with it, it falls to Miller with LeBron right there to hit an open 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVZD1BYFUfE&t=
bro mike miller is a ****ing legend. so ****ing underrated. him and battier. these guys are high IQ winners I wish lebron had them on the og cavs teams instead of delonte and mo trashcan williams.
tpols
04-02-2020, 11:21 PM
speaks to the randomness of the game.
that was a volleyball mess that pinballed it's way to the Heat.
Pop really ****ed up taking duncan out on both plays. Thinking he'd prevent an open 3, yet allowed the offensive board as a result. TWICE.
Shades of Horry.... you'd think he'd learn.
yea true... it was the most exciting finals of the past decade or more perhaps.
game 1 was even a total classic nobody remembers.
for sure bro. we all win. NBA is the GOAT league in all pro sports. and thats not even a debate anymore. :oldlol:
speaks to the randomness of the game.
that was a volleyball mess that pinballed it's way to the Heat.
Pop really ****ed up taking duncan out on both plays. Thinking he'd prevent an open 3, yet allowed the offensive board as a result. TWICE.
Shades of Horry.... you'd think he'd learn.
pure ****ing luck. its the reason why this haunts skip the way it does, he knows how just how close it was.
if ginobili and kawhi hadnt bricked a freethrow shot apiece, then his core argument from over a decade and a half ago would still stand :roll:
SouBeachTalents
04-02-2020, 11:29 PM
for sure bro. we all win. NBA is the GOAT league in all pro sports. and thats not even a debate anymore. :oldlol:
With Durant off the Warriors it's in MUCH better shape, that really weighed down excitement in the league. The NFL looks to be in really good shape though, if they stay healthy Mahomes & Jackson are gonna be hella exciting to follow
TheCorporation
04-02-2020, 11:33 PM
San Antonio Spurs had their stadium staff bring the ropes down toward the court to rope it off and block the fans from storming so that they could celebrate their ring.
Oh wait..Ray Allen had a different response:
"Get those MF ropes out of here"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjChqJvY4SA
GOAT
With Durant off the Warriors it's in MUCH better shape, that really weighed down excitement in the league. The NFL looks to be in really good shape though, if they stay healthy Mahomes & Jackson are gonna be hella exciting to follow
agreed that kd is a bitch and agreed that the NFL is in good shape, especially considering all of the CTE discussions and the hernandez coverage the last year. mahomes and jackson are the real deal the NBA is just the GOAT league period because of a million different factors.
and lebron is the GOAT athlete currently competing in all pro sports. :pimp:
DoctorP
04-02-2020, 11:34 PM
Allen > Wade ?
Anyone?
Allen > Wade ?
Anyone?
hell nah. :oldlol:
tpols
04-02-2020, 11:38 PM
pure ****ing luck. its the reason why this haunts skip the way it does, he knows how just how close it was.
if ginobili and kawhi hadnt bricked a freethrow shot apiece, then his core argument from over a decade and a half ago would still stand :roll:
i could understand a young green kawhi missing.
veteran Gino has little excuse.
he almost blew their shit with his wild antics even before that.
i guess you live and die with the flame.
speaks to the randomness of the game.
that was a volleyball mess that pinballed it's way to the Heat.
Pop really ****ed up taking duncan out on both plays. Thinking he'd prevent an open 3, yet allowed the offensive board as a result. TWICE.
Shades of Horry.... you'd think he'd learn.
you know it definitely haunts pop to this day. spurs deserved to win so I'm glad they won in 2014.
wade was done by 2014 so the spurs would've won that year regardless - to think that pop could've had that legendary 6/6 finals record if it wasnt for one Walter Ray Allen Jr. :roll:
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FireDavidKahn
04-03-2020, 08:54 PM
you know it definitely haunts pop to this day. spurs deserved to win so I'm glad they won in 2014.
wade was done by 2014 so the spurs would've won that year regardless - to think that pop could've had that legendary 6/6 finals record if it wasnt for one Walter Ray Allen Jr. :roll:
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Dude aint scared to tell the whole world how he's gonna **** you:oldlol:
Dude aint scared to tell the whole world how he's gonna **** you:oldlol:
no shame in our game. certified ray allen fam shit.
come over to her apartment point at her and tell her "get those ****ing clothes outta here"
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04-03-2020, 09:21 PM
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