What your stat line would look like if a coach lost a bet and had to play you.

[Kblaze8855]

https://www.hostpic.org/images/2004062318100106.png

[Real Men Wear Green]

I would go ahead and use the 6th foul if I already had 5.

[baudkarma]

Damon Jones from the first game of the 2007 NBA finals. 12 minutes played. 0 FG. 0 FGA. 0 FT. 0 PTS. 0 FTA. 0 AST. 0 STL. 0 RB. 0 PF. 0 TOV. 0 BLK.

Dude played 12 minutes and literally did not do a single thing that showed up in the box score. I would go for 13.

[RRR3]

I wouldn’t be dumb enough to shoot and my teammates wouldn’t be dumb enough to pass to me.

Otherwise very accurate.

[red1]

plus minus doe? maybe he was a nightmare lockdown defender that night



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[zeerghit]

i averaged 35.6 here in Lithuania high school so. ill be better than 3ball( fake as f*ck clown) or fake coach for sure..

[red1]

I think a realistic goal is trying to get one rebound. points and assists aren't happening.



0 points 0 assists 0 offensive rebounds 1 defensive rebound 5 fouls and 5 turnovers


I think I could pull that off if I train hard for a few months and bring my A-game.


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[MrFonzworth]

i averaged 35.6 here in Lithuania high school so. ill be better than 3ball( fake as f*ck clown) or fake coach for sure..

A Lithuania high school is equivalent to 4th grade here in the states though so I'm not sure.

[zeerghit]

A Lithuania high school is equivalent to 4th grade here in the states though so I'm not sure.

well its still better than any asian main league..:lol

[highwhey]

:oldlol:

[Manny98]

A Lithuania high school is equivalent to 4th grade here in the states though so I'm not sure.

:roll::roll::roll:

[zeerghit]

:roll::roll::roll:

oh man retards is alredy here..

[warriorfan]

i averaged 35.6 here in Lithuania high school so. ill be better than 3ball( fake as f*ck clown) or fake coach for sure..

In a 3rd world country though. We know how b-ball over there is, we have seen LeBron23’s videos.

[zeerghit]

In a 3rd world country though. We know how b-ball over there is, we have seen LeBron23’s videos.

im keep hearing about that 3world.. how america is doingwith that virus s*t, any update?
btw lithuania won more olympic basketball medals > asia combine.. and we are only 2.5mln.. so f*ck off u proven f*g

[baudkarma]

plus minus doe? maybe he was a nightmare lockdown defender that night



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If you're asking about Jones? He was -3 that night. Pretty much Casper the friendly ghost.

[GimmeThat]

what happens when you run an offense based on where the ball is and could be going, instead of body motions.

[72-10]

Can we ban a mod?

[iamgine]

James Ray

https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/198212090WSB.html

[SouBeachTalents]

James Ray

https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/198212090WSB.html
How the fck do you turn the ball over 6 times in 4 minutes :oldlol:

[hiphopanonymous]

I don't know but I know I'd just be like f*ck it and play hard. Try to set screens try to rebound occasionally and attack the basket and dribble drive or shoot if I was open on offense or saw a lane when I got it - and I would run in transition hoping to catch outlet passes. Pass it or kick it out and hope not to turn it over if I see a play develop or defense collapse on me.

I'm sure I'd be a massive net negative not knowing any plays on both ends and being physically and skillfully inferior but like I said f*ck it, if I feel like I see daylight on offense I'm attacking, the coach can't bench me and the opportunity will never happen again.

Statline will depend more on the other team than me. If they don't want me to get the ball or score due to pride... I probably won't. If they just play me casually because they'll expect me to suck or not score, I might score until they decide they don't want me to score. If they were smart though, funneling the ball to me and letting me do the shooting would be a good strategy for the opposing team to win

[baudkarma]

Mark Bryant had an interesting stat line against the Lakers in 2000.

https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/200012220DAL.html

And I could totally do that. Maybe not the points or the rebounds, but I could easily foul out in 5 minutes.

[jlip]

James Ray

https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/198212090WSB.html

I would love to have seen those four minutes. There had to have been some "Shaqtin' a fool" moments in that.

[72-10]

It'd be better than Jerome Williams line but without the rebounds.