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Kblaze8855
05-19-2020, 03:50 PM
For the 2000(and maybe even 90s) babies Gargamel is the evil wizard who was always after the Smurfs(Smurves?) He had great power no doubt but he really spent it beating up on beings that couldn’t compete. To use a line from the late great Big Pun

”What's happenin' now? ****** is hard as hell but they Gargamels
Pickin' on the smallest victim gives 'em heart to kill”

Essentially......



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With that in mind to whom or what in nba history do you award the Golden Gargamel trophy?




The 80s Lakers for their treatment of the western conference most years?


Bill Russell’s Celtics treatment of the entire NBA?

Shaq vs.....normal humans? Or even other lesser super humans for that matter:

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The 15-18 Cavs for how they did the East?


Karl Malone vs guards? Though he too didn’t hesitate to bully other large people. Out of respect for Drob I won’t post Karl knocking him out on his feet right under Shaq making light work of him.

The 01 Lakers I guess deserve a mention after sweeping the west as do the recent warriors for their romps.

No doubt someone will bring up the bulls in a league hurt by expansion.

Wilt Chamberlain for either being born 50 years early or being a time traveler to an era nobody could even imagine someone like him until he emerged?




So who do you give the Golden Gargamel? Who do you acknowledge as obviously powerful while also wishing you could see them take on someone their own size?

Kblaze8855
05-19-2020, 03:54 PM
When you have some time watch this nonsense....

The showtime lakers take a 40-4 first quarter lead vs the Kings


https://youtu.be/uwdRWIwCEPo

Kblaze8855
05-19-2020, 03:58 PM
https://youtu.be/vbBJQbt3hiA

Chick Hearn is just clowning. They took a 29-0 lead. Real bully shit.

Roundball_Rock
05-19-2020, 03:59 PM
A 39 win team made the WCF in 87'. :lol

Kblaze8855
05-19-2020, 04:19 PM
Those Sonics were better talent wise than their record but against a 65 win Laker team about to win back to back? Pretty much:


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fourkicks44
05-19-2020, 04:39 PM
Gargamel :oldlol:

That's some old school shit :oldlol:

Gargamel always lost tho Kblaze, remember?

Kblaze8855
05-19-2020, 04:53 PM
I’m not sure Gargamel didn’t actually create the smurfs. I know he created the female one as a trick.

Uncle Drew
05-19-2020, 05:00 PM
To use a line from the late great Big Pun

”What's happenin' now? ****** is hard as hell but they Gargamels
Pickin' on the smallest victim gives 'em heart to kill”

Beware is one of the hardest tracks of all time.

tpols
05-19-2020, 05:41 PM
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DiscreteHighlevelChimpanzee-size_restricted.gif



when i was in college if you joined a frat everybody got a nickname when they crossed that was meant to poke fun at them. There was a kid who got nicknamed gargamel because he sorta looked like him, but what made it especially ****ed up was he was addicted to "blues" percs and the such, which was what gargamel obviously, endlessly chased. So it had a double ****ed up meaning.

:lol

needless to say, he didnt like it.

eliteballer
05-20-2020, 08:55 PM
LeBron on Super Teams in the East...

Reggie43
05-20-2020, 09:18 PM
Back to back Finals Nets teams beating up on the east when it was at its worst count?

Kblaze8855
05-20-2020, 09:41 PM
I don’t know. The Nets weren’t that good either. Just beat out a weak group. Not sure they just bullied them though.

Lebron23
05-20-2020, 09:48 PM
I don’t know. The Nets weren’t that good either. Just beat out a weak group. Not sure they just bullied them though.

This. Lebron beat a much better version of the Nets in 2007

iamgine
05-20-2020, 09:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXS80_32tqM

j3lademaster
05-20-2020, 09:55 PM
It’s gotta be Wilt right? Like I gotta legit up the minutes so I can get these number on 2k. Imagine you’re averaging 50/25 and your closest competition is doing like 16/22. Wilt has a career 29/29 in h2h’s with Bill Russell who many consider the goat defender, while Russell avg’s something like 15/24. I don’t even know what a 34/55 game is supposed to look like in real life. Maybe that episode of pros vs average joes where they had regular people come one to try to grab a board against a recently retired Rodman.

DoctorP
05-21-2020, 01:11 AM
https://youtu.be/vbBJQbt3hiA

Chick Hearn is just clowning. They took a 29-0 lead. Real bully shit.

:lol the standing ovation was gold.

chick hearn "last time ive seen a score like this was in football.. they scored a safety.... im lying" :lol


a combo of excellent inside D and bad shooting by the Kings... this is the result.

Phoenix
05-21-2020, 04:22 AM
Gargamel :oldlol:

The Warriors in 2017 and 18? I mean the 18 Rockets were the only team to make them break a sweat.