bison
06-05-2020, 07:37 PM
If lebron wins you know the haters are gonna explode out the hole like roaches scrambling and crying ‘asterisk ring! Asterisks ring!’ Lebron has had such a weird career. Dubbed the chosen one, failed year after year in Cleveland, colluded with Miami for cheap rings (and STILL went 2/4), biggest villain in the league, goes to back to Cleveland and has the greatest individual nba finals/comeback in history. And then the encore for the greatest redemption in nba history? He goes to LA and puts up a box office dud. Until AD arrives, then LeChingChong colludes with China, has a great season with the lakers which includes giving an obituary to Kobe, and the world goes to hell with the nba canceled. LeMalcolmX spends the summer condemning racism, nba comes back and lebron wins his fourth ring in the Corona Cup finals in front of an empty neutral gym in Orlando Florida.
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