brooks_thompson
06-11-2020, 01:57 AM
What if jersey sponsors also paid for the rights to rename the team/mascot? There’s some creative new team name opportunities to be had by having them relate to the company’s services provided or interests. This’ll probably bomb, but hopefully it’ll lead to some amusement or general absurdity. Some are more challenging than others, i.e. the Kings. Here’s the master list:
Los Angeles Clippers - Bumble Mobile Dating App
Miami Heat - Ultimate Software
Los Angeles Lakers - Wish Mobile Shopping App (ContextLogic)
New York Knicks - Squarespace
Atlanta Hawks - Sharecare
Charlotte Hornets - LendingTree
New Orleans Pelicans - Zatarain’s
Golden State Warriors - Rakuten
Denver Nuggets - Western Union
Detroit Pistons - Flagstar Bank
Sacramento Kings - Blue Diamond Almonds
Minnesota Timberwolves - Fitbit
Milwaukee Bucks - Harley Davidson
Toronto Raptors - Sun Life
Utah Jazz - SAP Qualtrics/5 for the Fight cancer charity by SAP Qualtrics
Orlando Magic - Disney
Boston Celtics - General Electric (GE)
Brooklyn Nets - Infor
Cleveland Cavaliers - Goodyear Tire
Philadelphia 76ers - StubHub
Chicago Bulls - Zenni Optical
San Antonio Spurs - Frost Bank
Houston Rockets - Rokit Phones
Phoenix Suns - PayPal
Memphis Grizzlies - FedEx
Indiana Pacers - Motorola (as of December 18, 2018)
Oklahoma City Thunder - Love’s Travel Stops and Country Stores (as of March 15, 2019)
Portland Trail Blazers - Biofreeze
Dallas Mavericks - Chime Mobile Banking App (previously 5miles) - as of 1/17/2020
Washington Wizards - Geico
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I’ll offer up for Memphis the Fed Ex Logistics. I like the idea of being a (singular) Logistic. The Logistics has a nice ring to it. Has kind of an ABA vibe.
Los Angeles Clippers - Bumble Mobile Dating App
Miami Heat - Ultimate Software
Los Angeles Lakers - Wish Mobile Shopping App (ContextLogic)
New York Knicks - Squarespace
Atlanta Hawks - Sharecare
Charlotte Hornets - LendingTree
New Orleans Pelicans - Zatarain’s
Golden State Warriors - Rakuten
Denver Nuggets - Western Union
Detroit Pistons - Flagstar Bank
Sacramento Kings - Blue Diamond Almonds
Minnesota Timberwolves - Fitbit
Milwaukee Bucks - Harley Davidson
Toronto Raptors - Sun Life
Utah Jazz - SAP Qualtrics/5 for the Fight cancer charity by SAP Qualtrics
Orlando Magic - Disney
Boston Celtics - General Electric (GE)
Brooklyn Nets - Infor
Cleveland Cavaliers - Goodyear Tire
Philadelphia 76ers - StubHub
Chicago Bulls - Zenni Optical
San Antonio Spurs - Frost Bank
Houston Rockets - Rokit Phones
Phoenix Suns - PayPal
Memphis Grizzlies - FedEx
Indiana Pacers - Motorola (as of December 18, 2018)
Oklahoma City Thunder - Love’s Travel Stops and Country Stores (as of March 15, 2019)
Portland Trail Blazers - Biofreeze
Dallas Mavericks - Chime Mobile Banking App (previously 5miles) - as of 1/17/2020
Washington Wizards - Geico
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I’ll offer up for Memphis the Fed Ex Logistics. I like the idea of being a (singular) Logistic. The Logistics has a nice ring to it. Has kind of an ABA vibe.