Patrick "XXL" Chewing

[Im Still Ballin]

Fully loaded! :roll:

https://i.postimg.cc/KjRrYJbJ/8599-AAF3-1-BC6-4437-AE6-F-27-A23611-FC07.jpg

[warriorfan]

Round 2

Fight

[LAmbruh]

Fully loaded! :roll:

https://i.postimg.cc/KjRrYJbJ/8599-AAF3-1-BC6-4437-AE6-F-27-A23611-FC07.jpg

Chicken Patty :roll:

[Axe]

Snorlax is still asleep

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSvbFeZLF5cTW3mtfYvFg-5erP4RTAv6wNhlg&usqp=CAU

[dude77]

so I look up snorlax .. thought it was some cute little pudgy thing .. 6'11" 1014 lbs wtf lol

[highwhey]

so I look up snorlax .. thought it was some cute little pudgy thing .. 6'11" 1014 lbs wtf lol

patrick is 5'11 1014lbs

[Axe]

so I look up snorlax .. thought it was some cute little pudgy thing .. 6'11" 1014 lbs wtf lol
If I'm not mistaken, that meatball is the heaviest pokemon from the kanto region and he still weighs more than some 7ft rock/metal beast. So needless to say, he's not your average baymax.

[Hey Yo]

If I'm not mistaken, that meatball is the heaviest pokemon from the kanto region and he still weighs more than some 7ft rock/metal beast. So needless to say, he's not your average baymax.
LOL @ knowing this....

[diamenz]

i will not participate in bullying a fat man.

[Axe]

LOL @ knowing this....
Rofl because i used to play pokemon games for gba and nds back then when i was still in grade school.

[Stanley Kobrick]

no bullying

[MrFonzworth]

If I'm not mistaken, that meatball is the heaviest pokemon from the kanto region and he still weighs more than some 7ft rock/metal beast. So needless to say, he's not your average baymax.

Jesus, I can imagine you adjusting your glasses as you wrote this.

[Axe]

Jesus, I can imagine you adjusting your glasses as you wrote this.
Oh really? Cool story bro

[highwhey]

Jesus, I can imagine you adjusting your glasses as you wrote this.

:roll:

[Lakers Legend#32]

Chew Toy is a Trump supporter. Of course he's fat.

[ItsMillerTime]

Can't believe he thought we wouldn't notice the XXL. I mean that's at least like 300+ pounds right? Good god man.

[Hittin_Shots]

Can't believe he thought we wouldn't notice the XXL. I mean that's at least like 300+ pounds right? Good god man.

Depends on height, but he hasn't tried saying he's 7ft

[RRR3]

Can't believe he thought we wouldn't notice the XXL. I mean that's at least like 300+ pounds right? Good god man.
The main reason he’s getting shit is because he’s always harassing Highwhey about his weight and calling him fat. If he hadn’t done that and just been an overall asshole, he’d get way less shit. I don’t honestly give a shit that Chewing is fat tbh, but it’s absolutely hilarious to find it out given the things he’s said.

[ItsMillerTime]

The main reason he’s getting shit is because he’s always harassing Highwhey about his weight and calling him fat. If he hadn’t done that and just been an overall asshole, he’d get way less shit. I don’t honestly give a shit that Chewing is fat tbh, but it’s absolutely hilarious to find it out given the things he’s said.

That's what I'm saying. He constantly clowns you and highwey for how you guys look, yet he's too much of a fat pvssy to show himself. He's the classic "dish it out, but can't take it" guy.

[Manny98]

Jesus, I can imagine you adjusting your glasses as you wrote this.

:roll::roll::roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

:oldlol: Ya'll some straight up retards. I like my jerseys big.


Some of you come off as Medium size shirt wearing shrimps. When you're a power lifter like me, tight shirts with your nips piercing through is not a good look.

[Patrick Chewing]

The main reason he’s getting shit is because he’s always harassing Highwhey about his weight and calling him fat. If he hadn’t done that and just been an overall asshole, he’d get way less shit. I don’t honestly give a shit that Chewing is fat tbh, but it’s absolutely hilarious to find it out given the things he’s said.

Nothing but lies. I didn't even coin the term, "highweight". But it's catchy.

[RRR3]

:oldlol: Ya'll some straight up retards. I like my jerseys big.


Some of you come off as Medium size shirt wearing shrimps. When you're a power lifter like me, tight shirts with your nips piercing through is not a good look.
What the hell do you power lift? Big Macs?

[Patrick Chewing]

What the hell do you power lift? Big Macs?


I power lift all that money I make from having a job and not living at home mooching off my parents.

[Hittin_Shots]

I power lift all that money I make from having a job and not living at home mooching off my parents.

Moneys pretty light

[RRR3]

I power lift all that money I make from having a job and not living at home mooching off my parents.
Collecting money for being “disabled” due to your massive weight isn’t really a job, Chewy, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

[RRR3]

Moneys pretty light
Chewing isn’t.

[Patrick Chewing]

Collecting money for being “disabled” due to your massive weight isn’t really a job, Chewy, but whatever helps you sleep at night.


Only one disabled here is you judging by your pics. Could be a reason why you cannot find a job.


Honestly, I would hire you as I do need the help, but it does require heavy lifting, and we've established that isn't your forte. However, if I do need someone to sit around all day on the internet listening to Black Metal in an attempt to come off as edgy, you'll be the first to know.

[Proctor]

The XXL jersey photo is as bad of a flub as BigNBAfan.

The guy completely outed himself as grossly overweight. :hammerhead:

[highwhey]

The XXL jersey photo is as bad of a flub as BigNBAfan.

The guy completely outed himself as grossly overweight. :hammerhead:

it shows a pretty astounding lack of self awareness, one might say the flabber is blinding him from being self aware :oldlol:

[Patrick Chewing]

it shows a pretty astounding lack of self awareness, one might say the flabber is blinding him from being self aware :oldlol:

https://i.ibb.co/F56kcJF/6848-DFF3-7266-467-C-8733-6458-A2-BEAFFA.jpg


:oldlol::oldlol:

[Proctor]

it shows a pretty astounding lack of self awareness, one might say the flabber is blinding him from being self aware :oldlol:

"I like my jerseys big!"

:rolleyes:

[Shogon]

I don't care about defending or siding with anyone in this argument... makes no difference to me... but uh... I did have a 2XL jersey back when I was 180 lbs at 6'8" because I went to a game during Dwight Howard's rookie year and that was the only authentic size they had in stock... and I wore that thing... so... yeah... jerseys don't really mean a ton. I've since donated it... **** Dwight Howard. Straight to Goodwill. I still have my McGrady though and I think that it's an XL which was still too big. Damn those jerseys are long af. Anyways.

It's probable that he fills it out, but it's not a guarantee. It doesn't really mean anything and it's certainly not definitive proof of anything one way or the other.

[highwhey]

I don't care about defending or siding with anyone in this argument... makes no difference to me... but uh... I did have a 2XL jersey back when I was 180 lbs at 6'8" because I went to a game during Dwight Howard's rookie year and that was the only authentic size they had in stock... and I wore that thing... so... yeah... jerseys don't really mean a ton. I've since donated it... **** Dwight Howard. Straight to Goodwill. I still have my McGrady though and I think that it's an XL which was still too big. Damn those jerseys are long af. Anyways.

It's probable that he fills it out, but it's not a guarantee. It doesn't really mean anything and it's certainly not definitive proof of anything one way or the other.

nah, if it were someone else, i might give them the benefit of the doubt. the issue here is this guy was projecting self hate onto me.

and you're talking about 16 years ago...fashion was way different back then. :oldlol:

[ItsMillerTime]

:oldlol: Ya'll some straight up retards. I like my jerseys big.


Some of you come off as Medium size shirt wearing shrimps. When you're a power lifter like me, tight shirts with your nips piercing through is not a good look.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

How dumb do you think we are man? Bro you outed yourself as fat, just own it tubby.

[FultzNationRISE]

That's what I'm saying. He constantly clowns you and highwey for how you guys look, yet he's too much of a fat pvssy to show himself. He's the classic "dish it out, but can't take it" guy.


You constantly attack posters‘ political views in your shrill, man-pansy style, screeching about how theyre racist transphobic muslimphobes.

Yet you never actually put forth any substantive political thoughts of your own (as youre well known to have none whatsoever).

You just flip out on dudes like an uptight feminazi, yet provide the least amount of civil discussion.

So youre like the direct ISH archetype of what you just described.

[ItsMillerTime]

You constantly attack posters‘ political views in your shrill, man-pansy style, screeching about how theyre racist transphobic muslimphobes.

Yet you never actually put forth any substantive political thoughts of your own (as youre well known to have none whatsoever).

You just flip out on dudes like an uptight feminazi, yet provide the least amount of civil discussion.

So youre like the direct ISH archetype of what you just described.

https://media.giphy.com/media/ZgqJGwh2tLj5C/giphy.gif

[FultzNationRISE]

https://media.giphy.com/media/ZgqJGwh2tLj5C/giphy.gif


Indeed.

That about sums up your rhetorical wit.

[RRR3]

"I like my jerseys big!"

:rolleyes:
“I’m a power lifter” :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

“I’m a power lifter” :roll: :roll: :roll:


You're an unemployed pencil-necked dweeb who's never lifted a weight in his life.


Hey, did Mommy make you a sandwich today? Did you have to wait for Dad to finish in the bathroom before you can go clean your acne??

[Facepalm]

https://i.ibb.co/F56kcJF/6848-DFF3-7266-467-C-8733-6458-A2-BEAFFA.jpg


:oldlol::oldlol:
He might be an L, but at least he's no XXL

[Facepalm]

"I like my jerseys big!"

:rolleyes:

I see nothing wrong with that


https://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fat-guy.jpg

:roll:

[CelticBaller]

caught slipping lmao

[RRR3]

You're an unemployed pencil-necked dweeb who's never lifted a weight in his life.


Hey, did Mommy make you a sandwich today? Did you have to wait for Dad to finish in the bathroom before you can go clean your acne??
Holy shit, Fatty Patty, that’s a lot of projection there. Be honest, though, you’re eating right at this very moment, aren’t you?

[DoctorP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myCcQN5of_E

[Patrick Chewing]

Holy shit, Fatty Patty, that’s a lot of projection there. Be honest, though, you’re eating right at this very moment, aren’t you?

Which part of that was incorrect?

[DoctorP]

https://youtu.be/kBnnon_iZOM

[RRR3]

Which part of that was incorrect?
All of it besides me being between jobs at the moment :oldlol:

[highwhey]

He might be an L, but at least he's no XXL

:cheers:

[Horatio33]

Patrick Always Chewing

[DoctorP]

Patrick Always Chewing

https://media3.giphy.com/media/l0ErLeqamV3UOARsA/giphy.gif

[Facepalm]

Patrick Always Chewing

/Thread

[Patrick Chewing]

All of it besides me being between jobs at the moment :oldlol:


And you still live with your parents. Don't leave that part out.

[highwhey]

Patrick Always Chewing
https://emojipedia-us.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/thumbs/72/apple/237/skull_1f480.png

[RRR3]

We’ve had some good ones so far


Fatrick Chewing (everyone says this one but Red1 said it even before the XXL Jersey pic )
Patrick Always Chewing (Credit to Horatio33)
Fatrick Always Chewing (the natural conclusion to what Horatio said)
Fatty Patty (forgot who said this)
Chicken Patty (credit to Lambruh)
Gastrick Bypass Chewing (credit to Scuzzy)

[highwhey]

We’ve had some good ones so far


Fatrick Chewing
Patrick Always Chewing
Fatrick Always Chewing
Fatty Patty
Chicken Patty
Gastrick Bypass Chewing

RED1 coined fatrick, he was way ahead of everyone. how did he know?

[RRR3]

https://emojipedia-us.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/thumbs/72/apple/237/skull_1f480.png
Bro all this time he was actually just projecting on you. You’re downright skinny compared to Fatrick.

[RRR3]

RED1 coined fatrick, he was way ahead of everyone. how did he know?
Chewing just posts like he’s an angry obese man. Always obsessing about your weight and generally being a jerk. You can practically hear the Big Mac grease dripping onto his keyboard when you read his posts.

[MrFonzworth]

"I'm a power lifter"

:yaohappy:

You know who else wears XXL?


https://youtu.be/tAAAbwEtZRo

[Axe]

I bet chewing also looks like the boomer from left 4 dead.

[RRR3]

I bet chewing also looks like the boomer from left 4 dead.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/b/b5/Boomeridle_1.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20101024005739



:roll:

[72-10]

yeah that's not TOO LEAN, no?

[72-10]

Jesus, I can imagine you adjusting your glasses as you wrote this.

Just how thick are the glasses? More or less thick than your average shotglass?

[SouBeachTalents]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMjncBVheQw

[72-10]

salt chews

[tpols]

i dont get fat jokes lol... unless you're like 400 lbs and cant move, fat kids usually won fights. Mike tyson was a fat kid. An XXL is probably like 245 lbs which means the person can still move well and has superior strength.

[72-10]

it's kind of work out or go home

well if you're not gonna work out I'd suggest replacing pork or beef with chicken and fish

[coin24]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/b/b5/Boomeridle_1.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20101024005739



:roll:


glass houses transjew yikes

[Axe]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/b/b5/Boomeridle_1.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20101024005739



:roll:
Ugh... 🤮🤮🤮

[Axe]

Just how thick are the glasses? More or less thick than your average shotglass?
More thicker than an average hungarian sausage filled with juicy testicles

[RRR3]

glass houses transjew yikes
I’m 6 feet tall and 173.5 pounds the last time I checked. Stop projecting, fatty

[coin24]

I’m 6 feet tall and 173.5 pounds the last time I checked. Stop projecting, fatty

Your fat neck is probably 175 pounds who are you tying to kid soytits:roll:

[tpols]

I’m 6 feet tall and 173.5 pounds the last time I checked. Stop projecting, fatty

if you eat 100 g's of protein a day and lift you could be a strong 190+ bro. Being light isnt really something you necessarily want.

[RRR3]

if you eat 100 g's of protein a day and lift you could be a strong 190+ bro. Being light isnt really something you necessarily want.
I was lifting before the coronavirus hit. Got up to 175 on bench press. I have actually lost a lot of weight since then I was probably like 185 then.

[RRR3]

I call posters fat to feel better about weighing 398 pounds.
Fatty ‘shew :roll:

I’ve tended to notice you project your own flaws onto others (small weenie, wearing a diaper, living in your uncle’s basement), so I’m starting to suspect you’re absolutely
massively obese. I’m not fat by any objective measure. Out of shape without a doubt, but I don’t weigh nearly enough to be fat. I’m sorry you do :(

[Patrick Chewing]

173 pounds at 6 feet. A gust of wind would break this Transjew in half :oldlol:


Just cause you’re Jewish doesn’t mean you have to look like one circa 1945.

[RRR3]

Decent joke, but I’m not even skinny. I’m pretty out of shape tbh I’m just not fat. You have a warped view of what a healthy weight is.

[coin24]

173 pounds at 6 feet. A gust of wind would break this Transjew in half :oldlol:


Just cause you’re Jewish doesn’t mean you have to look like one circa 1945.

:lol:lol

[coin24]

Fatty ‘shew :roll:

I’ve tended to notice you project your own flaws onto others (small weenie, wearing a diaper, living in your uncle’s basement), so I’m starting to suspect you’re absolutely
massively obese. I’m not fat by any objective measure. Out of shape without a doubt, but I don’t weigh nearly enough to be fat. I’m sorry you do :(

I'm 6'1 95kg, so in pounds that's 210 ish? Been lifting for over a decade, train 4 to 5 times a week so in quite good shape actually.
If you fix your diet up and lift you'd feel better about yourself, probably wouldn't have to pretend to agree with others to try and be more popular. You might even meet a woman if you ditch that whiny apologetic loser attitude.

[RRR3]

A classic.

[Nanners]

https://i.ibb.co/N1wHsnk/rrr3.jpg

:roll:

cmon man, are people really supposed to believe that the soyboy in this image is 6ft 175lbs?


no way you have ever benched 190 with those little feminine shoulders, no way you are 6' 175 with that much extra weight on your face and neck

anyway the fact that this doughey robin d angelo impersonator would make fun of anyone elses appearance is hilarious... so thanks for the laugh

[Im Still Ballin]

The Chew Toy!

[RRR3]

The Chew Toy!
Gastrick!

[Mask the Embiid]

The Chew Toy!

Idk why this is so funny

https://media3.giphy.com/media/AFYfA31DZoiug31eky/200.gif

Poor poor patty. The chew toy for the rabid dogs of ish

[Lakers Legend#32]

You know for a fat guy, Chewing isn't very jolly.

[Axe]

Poopsie :ohwell:

[Lakers Legend#32]

Poopsie:oldlol:

[BigKobeFan]

Decent joke, but I’m not even skinny. I’m pretty out of shape tbh I’m just not fat. You have a warped view of what a healthy weight is.

you are more of a disgusting slob.

[SATAN]

What the hell do you power lift? Big Macs?

:roll:

[Off the Court]

"I like my jerseys big!"

:rolleyes:

:oldlol:

This thread is killing me :oldlol:

classic

[Lakers Legend#32]

Endless hours of entertainment at fat Poopsie's expense.

[Lebron23]

we’ve had some good ones so far


fatrick chewing (everyone says this one but red1 said it even before the xxl jersey pic )
patrick always chewing (credit to horatio33)
fatrick always chewing (the natural conclusion to what horatio said)
fatty patty (forgot who said this)
chicken patty (credit to lambruh)
gastrick bypass chewing (credit to scuzzy)

lmao

[SATAN]

What a thread.

[BurningHammer]

It's a fair game in this troll-infested message board. :oldlol:

[dunksby]

Bloody hell, Chewy getting chewed ITT :lol

[Axe]

Bloody hell, Chewy getting chewed ITT :lol
As always. Lmao.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Poopsie is IHS's whipping boy.

[MrFonzworth]

:roll:

[Lebron23]

https://scontent.fmnl8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/300710476_105161302324762_3879661721216896477_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=rkkb_rMf6tsAX9jVQ1D&_nc_ht=scontent.fmnl8-1.fna&oh=00_AfAi9wtj1z3abGWWdlg07h0cOx9GGL_X2uHQvqwLe5Q0 AA&oe=6474C246

[Patrick Chewing]

https://i.ibb.co/QK8Y1gB/louie.png

:roll:

[Lebron23]

https://i.ibb.co/QK8Y1gB/louie.png

:roll:

Still better looking than you fatso

[Patrick Chewing]

Still better looking than you fatso

Ahhh yes, comparing yourself to some random pic you found online knowing full well that's not me. Whatever makes you feel better, Little Louie. And everyone is better than looking than you, midget. Even RRR3.

[Lebron23]

Ahhh yes, comparing yourself to some random pic you found online knowing full well that's not me. Whatever makes you feel better, Little Louie. And everyone is better than looking than you, midget. Even RRR3.

That's you. Stop lying you son of a b1tch. You never play organize basketball since 1998.

[Patrick Chewing]

That's you. Stop lying you son of a b1tch. You never play organize basketball since 1998.

Prove that it's me. Where did you find that pic? What's my name? Post more pics of me just as easily as I can find you and post more pics of you. Every time I ask you to prove it's me, you back out like the lying little bitch that you are.

[Lebron23]

Prove that it's me. Where did you find that pic? What's my name? Post more pics of me just as easily as I can find you and post more pics of you. Every time I ask you to prove it's me, you back out like the lying little bitch that you are.

https://scontent.fmnl8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/300710476_105161302324762_3879661721216896477_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=rkkb_rMf6tsAX9jVQ1D&_nc_ht=scontent.fmnl8-1.fna&oh=00_AfAi9wtj1z3abGWWdlg07h0cOx9GGL_X2uHQvqwLe5Q0 AA&oe=6474C246

[Patrick Chewing]

Typical Little Lying Louie. Can't prove shit cause he ain't shit and lives in a world of shit over there in the jungle.

[Lebron23]

Typical Little Lying Louie. Can't prove shit cause he ain't shit and lives in a world of shit over there in the jungle.

I love you

[Patrick Chewing]

Lintik ka! Tamaan ka sana ng kidlat!

[Axe]

Lintik ka! Tamaan ka sana ng kidlat!
Speak english, you fat mf. :biggums:

[SATAN]

Typical Little Lying Louie.

You confessed that it is you.

[Lakers Legend#32]

https://scontent.fmnl8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/300710476_105161302324762_3879661721216896477_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=rkkb_rMf6tsAX9jVQ1D&_nc_ht=scontent.fmnl8-1.fna&oh=00_AfAi9wtj1z3abGWWdlg07h0cOx9GGL_X2uHQvqwLe5Q0 AA&oe=6474C246

Undisciplined Body

[Lebron23]

https://scontent.fmnl8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/300710476_105161302324762_3879661721216896477_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=rkkb_rMf6tsAX9jVQ1D&_nc_ht=scontent.fmnl8-1.fna&oh=00_AfAi9wtj1z3abGWWdlg07h0cOx9GGL_X2uHQvqwLe5Q0 AA&oe=6474C246

[Nanners]

https://i.ibb.co/qk8y1gb/louie.png

:roll:

lmao :oldlol: