Went out with a jewish girl last night.

[DoctorP]

Sorry, Chewy, I think I know why you are why you are.

YIKES.

[999Guy]

On a scale from young Sarah Silverman to Scarlett Johansson, how Jewish does she look?

[DoctorP]

On a scale from young Sarah Silverman to Scarlett Johansson, how Jewish does she look?

She was Scarlett all the way


I almost married the Silverman type once.


I like both.

[DoctorP]

Craziest chicks Ive dated:

Chinese
Ukranian
Jewish
Cuban


I'm on the look out for Das Germans. Now I think I want a German chick

[Patrick Chewing]

What happened?

[DoctorP]

What happened?

The weirdest part of the date was when we were riding bikes together and she rode all the way ahead, making me catch up to her like a race and then pulling ahead again. I was drunk and tired. AT no point did she want to ride side-by-side.

At that point I'm like... "this girl is strange."

Then she waved at people she recognized and didn't even introduce me to anyone at the party.

ALso, awkward moments of silence. It sucks cuz the texts were going very well. Face-to-face is another story.


TOTAL FAIL

[DoctorP]

oh and she pulled a kind of Chewing moment when she began to brag about taking car service everywhere instead of taking the Subway because it's dirty.

What a perspective :lol
(low IQ?)


elitist c unt.

good riddance.

[diamenz]

how's her head game?

[DoctorP]

how's her head game?

she had teeth like butthead from beavis and butthead

[Patrick Chewing]

My kind of gal. You still have her number??

[DoctorP]

My kind of gal. You still have her number??

:lol

[DoctorP]

Chewy, you're not a bad dude but I def wouldn't wanna date a female you.

[Lakers Legend#32]

ScarJo's jewish?

[imdaman99]

At least 1 of us is getting some action :cheers:

Nvm, read the rest of the thread :lol did you think about showing her your doll collection?

[Long Duck Dong]

ScarJo's jewish?
Her mom is part Jewish

[DoctorP]

At least 1 of us is getting some action :cheers:

Nvm, read the rest of the thread :lol did you think about showing her your doll collection?

no way then shes gonna know about my other babes. are you clearly retarded on the regular or just sometimes?

-strutta

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Don't talk about females personal lives to others.

[DoctorP]

Don't talk about females personal lives to others.

dont tread on me, muzzy