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Cleverness
07-25-2020, 05:00 PM
As the discussion of coronavirus stimulus 2.0 ramps up, I decided to create my own stimulus package. Let's compare the Democrats' proposed plan to mine.

(Of course, my plan was to never have any lockdowns to begin with, but if we're going with a stimulus package anyway, might as well make the best of it)

House Democrats plan:

•1,815 pages
(https://s.wsj.net/public/resources/documents/House_Stimulus2_051220.pdf?mod=article_inline)
•$3.5 trillion dollars

•$0.3 trillion for $1200 checks to some Americans.

•Rest mainly goes to special interest.

For example, just scrolling through it for a couple of minutes, there's $30,000,000 for grants to (special interest) combat violence against women. ‘‘Community Oriented Policing Services’’, $300,000,000. "State and Local Law Enforcement Assistance’’ $500,000,000 is to establish and implement policies and procedures to prevent COVID-19. And so on.


Cleverness' plan:

•1 page

•$3.5 trillion dollars

•$3.5 trillion dollars as $16,746 checks to every American over 18 years old.


Which stimulus plan is better? The one I came up with in about 30 seconds or the one that's 1,815 pages created by 232 house Dems?

Norcaliblunt
07-25-2020, 05:02 PM
I’m voting for Clever.

MrFonzworth
07-25-2020, 05:35 PM
Good God OP is a loser.

LAmbruh
07-25-2020, 06:10 PM
Good God OP is a loser.

+1 :oldlol:

scuzzy
07-25-2020, 06:20 PM
After going unnoticed for 7 years on ISH, Cleverness has finally found his purpose as the corona truther guy

Shogon
07-25-2020, 06:26 PM
Both plans are total cocksucking bullshit, but I vote for Cleverness' plan.

RRR3
07-25-2020, 06:46 PM
Obviously your plan is better to anyone who isn’t a complete corporate stooge.

msbutthurt
07-25-2020, 07:18 PM
Bruh and Fonzie's Saturday


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and Blunt

bladefd
07-25-2020, 07:35 PM
I'm with Cleverness' plan, but I bet you Donald Trump/Republicans are having none of what you are selling

Rocket
07-26-2020, 09:43 AM
I vote none of the above.

RRR3
07-26-2020, 09:47 AM
Poor people should starve.
:facepalm

msbutthurt
07-26-2020, 10:19 AM
Poor people should starve.


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