I need your help ISH

[KD7]

Their is this girl who works near me and I see her often and we make casual small talk and that but im not sure what to say to take it to the next level.

We have similar interests and I find her really attractive and I'm afraid falling into the friendzone.

I have never been in a serious relationship before so this stuff is new to me.

If anyone can give me advice I would really appreciate it

[Proctor]

:lol

[Shogon]

Assuming troll thread, but... be honest with yourself and her about what you want out of talking to her, first of all.

It doesn't sound in the slightest that you want to be her friend, which is fine, but you can only enter the friend zone willfully. She can't put you there.

Is she attentive when talking to you? Does she smile a lot?

Honestly, just ask her out to a coffee or something. Have a time and place in mind. If she doesn't want to go she will say so or she will make an excuse. If she is interested she will accept or she will suggest that she is not available on said date, but is available on another date.

If she accepts, go on the date. If she doesn't, move on.

Stop being an autist.

[DoctorP]

depends. how old are you?

[warriorfan]

Ask her out next time you see her. That’s it.

[KD7]

Assuming troll thread, but... be honest with yourself and her about what you want out of talking to her, first of all.

It doesn't sound in the slightest that you want to be her friend, which is fine, but you can only enter the friend zone willfully. She can't put you there.

Is she attentive when talking to you? Does she smile a lot?

Honestly, just ask her out to a coffee or something. Have a time and place in mind. If she doesn't want to go she will say so or she will make an excuse. If she is interested she will accept or she will suggest that she is not available on said date, but is available on another date.

If she accepts, go on the date. If she doesn't, move on.

Stop being an autist.
Isn't that a bit too forward, going from small talk to asking her out on a date :biggums:

[KD7]

depends. how old are you?
21

[Shogon]

Isn't that a bit too forward, going from small talk to asking her out on a date :biggums:

No.

You don't want to be her friend. You have no interest in that.

Get to the point.

What, do you want to know everything about her prior to going on a date? Uh... no. Just ask her out.

[DoctorP]

21

ask her if she wants to hang at a bar after work. if you cant make that happen, even w her saying no, just give up on dating and try to simp strippers and whores.

[Patrick Chewing]

Grab her by the *****.

[imdaman99]

Ask her if she wants to watch a Nets game with you. When she falls asleep you can gather up the courage to hold her hands.

[KD7]

No.

You don't want to be her friend. You have no interest in that.

Get to the point.

What, do you want to know everything about her prior to going on a date? Uh... no. Just ask her out.
I have literally never asked out a girl before :oldlol:

I'm not even sure if our feelings are mutual. She makes good eye contact and laughes at my joke I don't know if that's a good sign :confusedshrug:

[Shogon]

I have literally never asked out a girl before :oldlol:

I'm not even sure if our feelings are mutual. She makes good eye contact and laughes at my joke I don't know if that's a good sign :confusedshrug:

I understand. It's nerve wracking when you have no experience, especially at that age. The more you think about it, the more insecure you will be, and the more likely you are to **** it up.

It's going to work, or it isn't. Just do it. YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN BEING HER FRIEND. THAT IS PERFECTLY FINE. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

[KD7]

I'll try asking her out next time I see her :lol

[DoctorP]

I'll try asking her out next time I see her :lol

its not complicated. shes another human being.

stop putting the p ussy on a pedestal

[KD7]

its not complicated. shes another human being.

stop putting the p ussy on a pedestal
This shit is new to me

I'm scared she will say no and things would be awkward af

[Shogon]

This shit is new to me

I'm scared she will say no and things would be awkward af

It will only be awkward for you if you let it be awkward for you. If she says no? Guess what? Her loss.

[Stanley Kobrick]

whats her crypto folder look like

[Shogon]

whats her crypto folder look like

Your time is almost up. 2 years tops. Lap it up.

[coin24]

Definitely grab her by the pu.ssy:cheers: Or you can put her on a pedestal and sniff her seat and jerk off lonely like a good little transman

[Doomsday Dallas]

This shit is new to me

I'm scared she will say no and things would be awkward af


that's why you avoid women at the work place.

there is guaranteed awkwardness even if you do get to hook up with her.

get friend zoned and maybe sometime down the road a few years later you can make something happen.

[FultzNationRISE]

You need to show her the goods IMMEDIATELY.

If shes a size queen and you arent able to provide the fulfillment shes looking for, youre both just wasting your time.

Show up to the office in a bath towel, then corner her by the water cooler and drop the towel. Ask her what she thinks.

If she likes what she sees, she’ll kneel down and suck you. If she doesnt, youll be arrested.

Either way, it’s better to find out now than to wait.

[Axe]

I've heard that rushing to have a relationship is generally not a good idea

[MrFonzworth]

No.

You don't want to be her friend. You have no interest in that.

Get to the point.

What, do you want to know everything about her prior to going on a date? Uh... no. Just ask her out.

This. I agree with the weirdly tall lanky bowl cut freak that needs to be put on a list. The worst she says(actually, knowing OP, the worst HE says) is no and you move on.

[msbutthurt]

Slide it in.





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[warriorfan]

You need to show her the goods IMMEDIATELY.

If shes a size queen and you arent able to provide the fulfillment shes looking for, youre both just wasting your time.

Show up to the office in a bath towel, then corner her by the water cooler and drop the towel. Ask her what she thinks.

If she likes what she sees, she’ll kneel down and suck you. If she doesnt, youll be arrested.

Either way, it’s better to find out now than to wait.

Yes. Make some small talk like you have been doing and then drop something inconspicuously and ask if she can pick it up. Then when she bends down arch your back out and give her a nice front row view of the package. Try to keep it subtle but still make sure to get really close. Also wear something that compliments your package. Maybe even try to get a little chub going beforehand.

If asking her out doesn’t work, then try this.

[diamenz]

link her to this forum and say "these are my friends".

[Bawkish]

ask her what she thinks of Bron's gray beard

then get her to talk about MJ's 1-9 record

[Axe]

ask her what she thinks of Bron's gray beard

then get her to talk about MJ's 1-9 record
:roll:

[GimmeThat]

first, ask the supreme court to strike down Obama Care, so whatever that comes out of your mouth isn't just piss. Next thing you know, you'll be sitting down at the food court, while some girl approaches you, looking at the taco meat on your plate and offer you some lemonade because there was a buy 1 get 1 half off deal going on

[rawimpact]

Stopped reading at the first word 'Their [sic]'

[Im so nba'd out]

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Yikes! this really hurts your tough guy alpha act you've had on here

You will never recover from this thread.....very beta

[MrFonzworth]

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Yikes! this really hurts your tough guy alpha act you've had on here

You will never recover from this thread.....very beta

What? OP admitted already he was into trannys. You thinking he's alpha says more about you than him:confusedshrug:

[KD7]

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Yikes! this really hurts your tough guy alpha act you've had on here

You will never recover from this thread.....very beta

You literally stan the biggest beta bitch in the NBA :roll:

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[jstern]

What? OP admitted already he was into trannys. You thinking he's alpha says more about you than him:confusedshrug:

Though not my kind of alpha, Manny being able to say to us, "F*ck you guys, I don't care if it has a dick I'm f-ing the shit out of that" is a type of alpha. You sometimes see it in the top dogs in prison. He's being definite, not giving two cents on what anyone here thinks. He sees, he likes, he goes for it. Though seems to be having trouble with a real girl. He's not like the other ISH posters who like trannys that are more like, "Yeah, I could see myself dating a tranny, maybe... I don't know... some of them are cute... they're just people..."

You have to respect Manny for that.

[KD7]

Though not my kind of alpha, Manny being able to say to us, "F*ck you guys, I don't care if it has a dick I'm f-ing the shit out of that" is a type of alpha. You sometimes see it in the top dogs in prison. He's being definite, not giving two cents on what anyone here thinks. He sees, he likes, he goes for it. Though seems to be having trouble with a real girl. He's not like the other ISH posters who like trannys that are more like, "Yeah, I could see myself dating a tranny, maybe... I don't know... some of them are cute... they're just people..."

You have to respect Manny for that.

:roll::roll::roll:

[warriorfan]

Though not my kind of alpha, Manny being able to say to us, "F*ck you guys, I don't care if it has a dick I'm f-ing the shit out of that" is a type of alpha. You sometimes see it in the top dogs in prison. He's being definite, not giving two cents on what anyone here thinks. He sees, he likes, he goes for it. Though seems to be having trouble with a real girl. He's not like the other ISH posters who like trannys that are more like, "Yeah, I could see myself dating a tranny, maybe... I don't know... some of them are cute... they're just people..."

You have to respect Manny for that.

:roll:

[MrFonzworth]

Though not my kind of alpha, Manny being able to say to us, "F*ck you guys, I don't care if it has a dick I'm f-ing the shit out of that" is a type of alpha. You sometimes see it in the top dogs in prison. He's being definite, not giving two cents on what anyone here thinks. He sees, he likes, he goes for it. Though seems to be having trouble with a real girl. He's not like the other ISH posters who like trannys that are more like, "Yeah, I could see myself dating a tranny, maybe... I don't know... some of them are cute... they're just people..."

You have to respect Manny for that.

Fair point jstern.

[TheMan]

21

LMAO :roll:

[KD7]

LMAO :roll:
Why is that funny?

[Rocket]

If the OP is truly 21 and does not know how to talk to a woman/girl then she is likely WAY out of his league. That being said he should just go for it. Ask her out. The worst thing she can do is say no. Sometimes you get lucky with women out of your league. I have been married to one for almost 30 years.

[KD7]

No one is out of my league :lol

When I was in my teens I was a short chubby kid with a squeaky voice so obviously females wouldn't pay attention to me which led to me being extremely socially awkward, especially around females

Thankfully I have shot up to 6 ft tall and I have lost 50+ pounds which has done wonders to my self esteem so I have started to talk to girls a lot more recently and I am no longer socially awkward :applause:

[coin24]

Though not my kind of alpha, Manny being able to say to us, "F*ck you guys, I don't care if it has a dick I'm f-ing the shit out of that" is a type of alpha. You sometimes see it in the top dogs in prison. He's being definite, not giving two cents on what anyone here thinks. He sees, he likes, he goes for it. Though seems to be having trouble with a real girl. He's not like the other ISH posters who like trannys that are more like, "Yeah, I could see myself dating a tranny, maybe... I don't know... some of them are cute... they're just people..."

You have to respect Manny for that.

:roll::roll:

[TheMan]

Why is that funny?
Because that's old as hell, bro. You mean to tell me you've never had a girlfriend before and you're 21? GTFOH troll, haha

[KD7]

On what planet is 21 "old as hell" :roll:

Like I said it's hard to have a girlfriend when you were 5'2 and chubby + socially awkward :facepalm

[LAmbruh]

On what planet is 21 "old as hell" :roll:

Like I said it's hard to have a girlfriend when you were 5'2 and chubby + socially awkward :facepalm

:roll::roll:

[Axe]

On what planet is 21 "old as hell" :roll:

Like I said it's hard to have a girlfriend when you were 5'2 and chubby + socially awkward :facepalm
And uncircumcised

[MrFonzworth]

And uncircumcised

This. Get that clipped ASAP if you haven't already.

[Axe]

This. Get that clipped ASAP if you haven't already.
Yeah cuz that girl he aims for might not be the type who likes smelly and filthy unshed foreskin of his tiny dragon so it could be a major turnoff for her

[warriorfan]

And uncircumcised

:roll:

Wow. Axe made his first ever half decent post. This is pretty shocking tbh.

[Axe]

:roll:

Wow. Axe made his first ever half decent post. This is pretty shocking tbh.
Last time i checked, I didn't even asked for your goddamn opinion, you hobo. ./.

[KD7]

Last time i checked, I didn't even asked for your goddamn opinion, you hobo. ./.

:roll:

[smellypooter]

On what planet is 21 "old as hell" :roll:

Like I said it's hard to have a girlfriend when you were 5'2 and chubby + socially awkward :facepalm


Ignore TheWoman. It doesn't know what gender it is and lost its virginity to its hand when it was 7. Which hole it stuck it in, who knows.

[warriorfan]

:roll:

Tbh it seems like you have a shattered self confidence and ego from being a bullied fat kid. You are still not really in shape and seem to be pretty socially awkward. Maybe you shouldn’t ask her out and stick to watching japanese cartoons by yourself instead.

[smellypooter]

Tbh it seems like you have a shattered self confidence and ego from being a bullied fat kid. You are still not really in shape and seem to be pretty socially awkward. Maybe you shouldn’t ask her out and stick to watching japanese cartoons by yourself instead.


Somebody for everybody. Eat a Pikachu, watch a celery.


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[KD7]

Tbh it seems like you have a shattered self confidence and ego from being a bullied fat kid. You are still not really in shape and seem to be pretty socially awkward. Maybe you shouldn’t ask her out and stick to watching japanese cartoons by yourself instead.
My self confidence and self esteem is at a all time high right now that I am 6ft and have dropped down to 185 pounds :applause:

I get females flirting with me occasionally nowadays so being ugly is no longer a problem for me. I just have too much pride to actually go through and ask a girl out as I'm afraid of getting rejected

[TheMan]

Ignore TheWoman. It doesn't know what gender it is and lost its virginity to its hand when it was 7. Which hole it stuck it in, who knows.

Hey Starface, looks like you're running out of alt accounts?

[TheMan]

OP, 21 is old for never having gotten your stick wet, most likely never even kissed a broad before? Hahaha, what a loser :oldlol:

[Manny98]

OP, 21 is old for never having gotten your stick wet, most likely never even kissed a broad before? Hahaha, what a loser :oldlol:
if you say so. I'm not in a hurry to lose my virginiity just so I can brag to my friends.

[Axe]

OP, 21 is old for never having gotten your stick wet, most likely never even kissed a broad before? Hahaha, what a loser :oldlol:
Yikes :roll:

[rawimpact]

OP, 21 is old for never having gotten your stick wet, most likely never even kissed a broad before? Hahaha, what a loser :oldlol:

Take it easy, there are plenty of muslims here that are practicing celibacy until their mom approves the right cousin and time.

[KD7]

Update - she had a f*cking boyfriend this whole time:facepalm

I'm done f*ck that hoe & her ugly ass boyfriend I can do better than her anyway she has no personality tbh

[KD7]

I feel sick to my stomach right now

F*ck this shit, why is my luck with woman so bad

I know for a fact that I am way funnier and better looking than that ugly ass dork she was with.

I don't get it

[Shogon]

Don't ever come here for advice. You ignored all of us. And for what? To waste 2 months of your life? Idiot.

It is ok that you don't want to be her friend. You don't want to be her friend. THAT'S FINE. Don't EVER let a girl gaslight you into that shit.

You wanted to bang her/girlfriend her up... you should have asked her out 2 months ago. You would have found out 2 months ago. Let me guess, you never even asked her out and only found out passively. Don't try to befriend them unless you genuinely just want to be friends. You're wasting your time and hers.

This is either a troll thread OR... never ask for our help again.

[KD7]

I'm not trolling I am fuming right now

Mostly at myself because I know should have been more assertive

[warriorfan]

Don't ever come here for advice. You ignored all of us. And for what? To waste 2 months of your life? Idiot.

It is ok that you don't want to be her friend. You don't want to be her friend. THAT'S FINE. Don't EVER let a girl gaslight you into that shit.

You wanted to bang her/girlfriend her up... you should have asked her out 2 months ago. You would have found out 2 months ago. Let me guess, you never even asked her out and only found out passively. Don't try to befriend them unless you genuinely just want to be friends. You're wasting your time and hers.

This is either a troll thread OR... never ask for our help again.

This has to be a troll thread.

[KD7]

This has to be a troll thread.
I'm not f*cking trolling man, I am serious

[Doomsday Dallas]

I'm not trolling I am fuming right now

Mostly at myself because I know should have been more assertive

assuming ur not trolling...

every person in this thread is having some kind of an issue related to a woman or sex.

I'm currently dealing with some heartache and regret right now... and yea, usually you just end up getting mad at yourself.

exercising will help if you're angry about it... just keep doing pushups until your less angry. get some cardio in.

[KD7]

assuming ur not trolling...

every person in this thread is having some kind of an issue related to a woman or sex.

I'm currently dealing with some heartache and regret right now... and yea, usually you just end up getting mad at yourself.

exercising will help if you're angry about it... just keep doing pushups until your less angry. get some cardio in.

Yh I am going to hit the gym tomorrow

[Pipes2.0]

Update - she had a f*cking boyfriend this whole time:facepalm

I'm done f*ck that hoe & her ugly ass boyfriend I can do better than her anyway she has no personality tbh

You're an idiot. You should've asked her out 2 months ago.

[Nilocon165]

Update - she had a f*cking boyfriend this whole time:facepalm

I'm done f*ck that hoe & her ugly ass boyfriend I can do better than her anyway she has no personality tbh
I hate the word incel, but this here? Ummmmm

[Axe]

Update - she had a f*cking boyfriend this whole time:facepalm

I'm done f*ck that hoe & her ugly ass boyfriend I can do better than her anyway she has no personality tbh
Lmfao issa prank and you just got pranked :lol

Poor Manny.

[jstern]

I know it's difficult with your past, your depression, and these Filipino girls from what I gather can be selective about guys of their own kind (and not foreigners). But you have to understand that some girls are going to have boyfriends, and thus your situation happens thousands of times per day.

You also have to keep in mind that you're very inexperienced, stop thinking that for some reason the first girl that you ever spent some time with was somehow the one. Try to be friendly with as many girls as you can, and eventually, truly like fishing, you're going to find one. But again, that's just one. And also understand that people have different personalities. There are some girls that truly think of guys talking to them as friends, and talk to them even though they have a bf. It's a complicated subject, but they're projecting their outlook into you, that it simply friendship and that you would understand. While most other girls, through dealing with guys shy away from any type of friendship because they don't want to deal with all the BS of some guy liking them while they have a bf.

I talk to many girls, and just a few weeks ago I went up to this girl, awesome thin body, we became friends. At one point she mentions her bf. And so what? I continue being friends with her, and have fun other ways. There are plenty of other girls. Keep that in mind, there are plenty of other girls, just keep interacting. I tried giving RRR3 similar advise, since he works at a campus.

The problem is that you might not have my personality and my experience, there are so many other factors and things to consider, and one post is not going to be enough. Experience is the key. You're the guy who doesn't give an F about others knowing that you would F the hell out of a tranny. A personality like that should be able to go through the flow, talk to as many girls as possible, and not care about rejection.

[solar.hands]

Youre 21. youll be alright :lebroncry: