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Shogon
08-25-2020, 08:19 AM
Fill in the blank.

AlternativeAcc.
08-25-2020, 08:30 AM
RRR3.

Warriorfan would call the police before the boys starting pummeling him and taking his insulin needles

MrFonzworth
08-25-2020, 08:47 AM
If we're being brutally honest, considering some of the folks we have here, Mask the Embiid is getting jumped for sure.

I'll be looking for bobopenguin for obvious reasons.

ArbitraryWater
08-25-2020, 09:24 AM
I don't know, but SOMEONE is getting these hands

Wally450
08-25-2020, 09:31 AM
Have any posters met in person?

Didn't poido and plowking play one on one a couple years back?

RRR3
08-25-2020, 09:38 AM
RRR3.

Warriorfan would call the police before the boys starting pummeling him and taking his insulin needles
None of the posters who don’t like me would show up because they’re all fat as shit. You included, tubby.

warriorfan
08-25-2020, 10:11 AM
None of the posters who don’t like me would show up because they’re all fat as shit. You included, tubby.

Especially alternative account. Dude is 100% a cringeworthy, fat, recluse. :lol

Patrick Chewing
08-25-2020, 10:13 AM
RRR3. Dude is just a loser. Losers must be punished.

BigKobeFan
08-25-2020, 10:14 AM
That fat mexican highweight

Shogon
08-25-2020, 10:18 AM
None of the posters who don’t like me would show up because they’re all fat as shit. You included, tubby.

I don't particularly like you and I'm 6'8" 225... I've also been hitting the weights for almost the past year, so... yeah...

Not that I'm violent or have any desire to beat your ass, because I'm not and I don't.

FKAri
08-25-2020, 10:38 AM
I don't particularly like you and I'm 6'8" 225... I've also been hitting the weights for almost the past year, so... yeah...

Not that I'm violent or have any desire to beat your ass, because I'm not and I don't.

I don't particularly like you and I'm 6'11'' 270... I'm also 0.3% body fat and have a 69'' vertical and when I get aroused I become wider than I am tall. And my underwear comes apart like Bruce Banner's. So don't bend over in front of me to make me aroused. You wouldn't like me when I'm aroused. so... yeah...

And I am violent and I do have a desire to beat your ass because I can and I will. And after what I just told you, you should know damn well what I'll be beating that ass with.

Shogon
08-25-2020, 10:39 AM
I don't particularly like you and I'm 6'11'' 270... I'm also 0.3% body fat and have a 69'' vertical and when I get aroused I become wider than I am tall. And my underwear comes apart like Bruce Banner's. So don't bend over in front of me to make me aroused. You wouldn't like me when I'm aroused. so... yeah...

And I am violent and I do have a desire to beat your ass because I can and I will. And after what I just told you, you should know damn well what I'll be beating that ass with.

I'm glad that you think I'm lying, but I assure you that's your problem.

Patrick Chewing
08-25-2020, 10:53 AM
RRR3 said he was 6 feet 173 lbs earlier. He's on that Jewish diet.

highwhey
08-25-2020, 11:08 AM
I guarantee most of these dudes would act more chill in real life. I wouldn't fight anyone on here unless they swing first. Got too much to lose. And going to prison as a chicano sucks, you gotta choose between the chicanos or the paisas in prison, the side you don't choose will hate you. Dudes in prison be lusting for thicc bronze skinned hispanics too.

hold this L
08-25-2020, 11:09 AM
I don't particularly like you and I'm 6'11'' 270... I'm also 0.3% body fat and have a 69'' vertical and when I get aroused I become wider than I am tall. And my underwear comes apart like Bruce Banner's. So don't bend over in front of me to make me aroused. You wouldn't like me when I'm aroused. so... yeah...

And I am violent and I do have a desire to beat your ass because I can and I will. And after what I just told you, you should know damn well what I'll be beating that ass with.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/EBDJyCTj23f6ijH6BN/giphy.gif

****ing love ish

hold this L
08-25-2020, 11:11 AM
I guarantee most of these dudes would act more chill in real life. I wouldn't fight anyone on here unless they swing first. Got too much to lose. And going to prison as a chicano sucks, you gotta choose between the chicanos or the paisas in prison, the side you don't choose will hate you. Dudes in prison be lusting for thicc bronze skinned hispanics too.
90% of the people here would get together, grab drinks, talk shit and have a lot of fun together. Problem is the creepy minority that give vibes. A few select people are not all there.

highwhey
08-25-2020, 11:13 AM
90% of the people here would get together, grab drinks, talk shit and have a lot of fun together. Problem is the creepy minority that give vibes. A few select people are not all there.

Like the austistic guy running the jstern and walkonwater accounts...

I agree with you on the select few. I wouldn't jump them, but i wouldn't want to be anywhere near them.

TheMan
08-25-2020, 11:17 AM
I don't particularly like you and I'm 6'11'' 270... I'm also 0.3% body fat and have a 69'' vertical and when I get aroused I become wider than I am tall. And my underwear comes apart like Bruce Banner's. So don't bend over in front of me to make me aroused. You wouldn't like me when I'm aroused. so... yeah...

And I am violent and I do have a desire to beat your ass because I can and I will. And after what I just told you, you should know damn well what I'll be beating that ass with.

:roll:

Table
08-25-2020, 11:17 AM
RRR3
https://i.ibb.co/JFjrbyn/IMG-20200825-095919.jpg

TheMan
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dx9rL21NYBA/maxresdefault.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYSopeqBRKo

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RashNiftyHorsefly-size_restricted.gif

LAmbruh
08-25-2020, 11:18 AM
I don't particularly like you and I'm 6'11'' 270... I'm also 0.3% body fat and have a 69'' vertical and when I get aroused I become wider than I am tall. And my underwear comes apart like Bruce Banner's. So don't bend over in front of me to make me aroused. You wouldn't like me when I'm aroused. so... yeah...

And I am violent and I do have a desire to beat your ass because I can and I will. And after what I just told you, you should know damn well what I'll be beating that ass with.

:roll:

Stanley Kobrick
08-25-2020, 11:23 AM
I don't particularly like you and I'm 6'11'' 270... I'm also 0.3% body fat and have a 69'' vertical and when I get aroused I become wider than I am tall. And my underwear comes apart like Bruce Banner's. So don't bend over in front of me to make me aroused. You wouldn't like me when I'm aroused. so... yeah...

And I am violent and I do have a desire to beat your ass because I can and I will. And after what I just told you, you should know damn well what I'll be beating that ass with.
:milton

Table
08-25-2020, 11:30 AM
LAmBruh
https://i.imgur.com/UjULDnS.gif

ItsMillerTime
08-25-2020, 11:41 AM
I don't particularly like you and I'm 6'11'' 270... I'm also 0.3% body fat and have a 69'' vertical and when I get aroused I become wider than I am tall. And my underwear comes apart like Bruce Banner's. So don't bend over in front of me to make me aroused. You wouldn't like me when I'm aroused. so... yeah...

And I am violent and I do have a desire to beat your ass because I can and I will. And after what I just told you, you should know damn well what I'll be beating that ass with.

Lmfao

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Shogon
08-25-2020, 11:52 AM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/EBDJyCTj23f6ijH6BN/giphy.gif

****ing love ish

The only way that would be funny is... if I were lying... which I'm... not? So, yeah...

FKAri
08-25-2020, 12:32 PM
The only way that would be funny is... if I were lying... which I'm... not? So, yeah...

But, like me you were clearly joking since you're not cringe enough to make a post like that with a serious face.

Shogon
08-25-2020, 12:33 PM
But, like me you were clearly joking since you're not cringe enough to make a post like that with a serious face.

It was just aimed at the fact that he said that everyone that dislikes him is "fat as shit." Nothing more, nothing less.

I know this board is full of 5'7" manlets, but... please.

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-25-2020, 12:38 PM
So, Shogon, not only do you think you are smarter than everyone else; you also *metaphorically* look down on people because of their height.

You ever try learning a thing called humility?

Shogon
08-25-2020, 12:43 PM
So, Shogon, not only do you think you are smarter than everyone else; you also *metaphorically* look down on people because of their height.

You ever try learning a thing called humility?

I am emotionally retarded. There, are you happy?

Also, by the way, how many tall people do you see walking around at 80 years old? Sure, they're out there... but damn man. Chances are I'm dead before all you ****ers, in terms of years lived.

ArbitraryWater
08-25-2020, 01:01 PM
The only way that would be funny is... if I were lying... which I'm... not? So, yeah...

I obviously don‘t think you‘re lying, but I still thought that was hilarious. You‘re too honest for some.

jstern
08-25-2020, 01:01 PM
Obviously it's going to be RRR3. But I don't think any one one ISH lacks that much self control to just start beating him up on sight.

East River Livn'
08-25-2020, 02:40 PM
Whoever tries to hide booze from Smoke117

highwhey
08-25-2020, 03:09 PM
people i would have a beer with:
hawker
shogun
patrickchewing
draz
rufus
arby
longduck
rr3
lambruh

ItsMillerTime
08-25-2020, 03:13 PM
Obviously it's going to be RRR3. But I don't think any one one ISH lacks that much self control to just start beating him up on sight.

Nah, it's going to be you :crazysam:

nightlight
08-25-2020, 03:16 PM
Nah, it's going to be you :crazysam:

Will you be able to forgive yourself if you're replying to a black poster?

ItsMillerTime
08-25-2020, 03:31 PM
Will you be able to forgive yourself if you're replying to a black poster?

alt lives matter!!!

Long Duck Dong
08-25-2020, 03:36 PM
people i would have a beer with:
hawker
shogun
patrickchewing
draz
rufus
arby
longduck
rr3
lambruh

:cheers:

You're buying first round. I'll take a Sam Adams

Patrick Chewing
08-25-2020, 03:50 PM
people i would have a beer with:
hawker
shogun
patrickchewing
draz
rufus
arby
longduck
rr3
lambruh

How drunk we getting bro??

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A, B, or C or ALL OF THE ABOVE??

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-25-2020, 04:04 PM
There will definitely be a lot of hatred and enmity towards bladefd and TheMan.

rawimpact
08-25-2020, 04:06 PM
There will definitely be a lot of hatred and enmity towards bladefd and TheMan.


Bullshit aside i don't think anyone really hates anyone here, or do they?

highwhey
08-25-2020, 04:13 PM
How drunk we getting bro??

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/47/9a/a5/479aa5b3f4f4e1b31086b0f4eff3a97c.gif

https://media.tenor.com/images/c8de835e3be08d15d345295cd543bbff/tenor.gif

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A, B, or C or ALL OF THE ABOVE??

:roll:

B for sure

Shogon
08-25-2020, 04:22 PM
people i would have a beer with:
hawker
shogun
patrickchewing
draz
rufus
arby
longduck
rr3
lambruh

:cheers:

tpols
08-25-2020, 04:56 PM
why are you under the impression tall people die earlier? The Netherlands has the tallest people in the world on average and a life expectancy of 82.

as long as youre not fat you're good, and 225 at 6'8 is skinny.

Shogon
08-25-2020, 04:59 PM
why are you under the impression tall people die earlier? The Netherlands has the tallest people in the world on average and a life expectancy of 82.

as long as youre not fat you're good, and 225 at 6'8 is skinny.

I just don't see them walking around.

tpols
08-25-2020, 05:07 PM
They also shrink and usually start having bad posture which lowers their height... seen it with my grandparents. Plus people in the past were shorter on average.

Manny98
08-25-2020, 05:21 PM
I love how everyone said RRR3

I don't have any animosity towards anyone here to the point i would fight them

It would be interesting to see how some of yall act when not behind a keyboard tho :lol

diamenz
08-25-2020, 05:42 PM
people i would have a beer with:
hawker
shogun
patrickchewing
draz
rufus
arby
longduck
rr3
lambruh

f*** you.

FourthTenor
08-25-2020, 05:55 PM
Nobody on ISH is beating anyone's ass. Anyone inclined to fight someone over e-beef is probably the type to already be in jail or out in the streets with BLM.

That said, if you're asking whom everyone would WANT to **** up first, just because they'd be horribly insufferable to be around?

ItsMillerTime is the overwhelming betting favorite.

And that's saying a lot, because there's a good dozen or so hardcore fakkits here at LEAST. But he takes the cake.

He is maracon numero uno.

highwhey
08-25-2020, 06:21 PM
f*** you.

:oldlol:

Axe
08-25-2020, 06:23 PM
I don't particularly like you and I'm 6'11'' 270... I'm also 0.3% body fat and have a 69'' vertical and when I get aroused I become wider than I am tall. And my underwear comes apart like Bruce Banner's. So don't bend over in front of me to make me aroused. You wouldn't like me when I'm aroused. so... yeah...

And I am violent and I do have a desire to beat your ass because I can and I will. And after what I just told you, you should know damn well what I'll be beating that ass with.
Cool story bro

ArbitraryWater
08-25-2020, 06:47 PM
people i would have a beer with:
hawker
shogun
patrickchewing
draz
rufus
arby
longduck
rr3
lambruh

Hombre :cheers:

Shooter
08-25-2020, 10:58 PM
I don't particularly like you and I'm 6'11'' 270... I'm also 0.3% body fat and have a 69'' vertical and when I get aroused I become wider than I am tall. And my underwear comes apart like Bruce Banner's. So don't bend over in front of me to make me aroused. You wouldn't like me when I'm aroused. so... yeah...

And I am violent and I do have a desire to beat your ass because I can and I will. And after what I just told you, you should know damn well what I'll be beating that ass with.

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

hold this L
08-25-2020, 11:00 PM
The only way that would be funny is... if I were lying... which I'm... not? So, yeah...
This is all jokes my guy, nothing serious. FK is known to write some absolutely crazy, but funny shit.

warriorfan
08-25-2020, 11:11 PM
All things considered I’m gonna have to give it a not that funny. Not trying to hate but he can do better.

highwhey
08-25-2020, 11:13 PM
Nobody on ISH is beating anyone's ass. Anyone inclined to fight someone over e-beef is probably the type to already be in jail or out in the streets with BLM.

That said, if you're asking whom everyone would WANT to **** up first, just because they'd be horribly insufferable to be around?

ItsMillerTime is the overwhelming betting favorite.

And that's saying a lot, because there's a good dozen or so hardcore fakkits here at LEAST. But he takes the cake.

He is maracon numero uno.

lmao you really hate the guy :oldlol:

highwhey
08-25-2020, 11:14 PM
Hombre :cheers:

one day i will visit Germany :cheers:

Patrick Chewing
08-25-2020, 11:17 PM
ItsMillerTime is a wretched individual. I want to bash his head in too.

hold this L
08-25-2020, 11:20 PM
AW where in Germany do you live?

FourthTenor
08-25-2020, 11:34 PM
AW where in Germany do you live?


I think he said Berlin, which Ive heard is Germany’s most hardcore artsy, leftwing/hipster city. He can fact check me on that tho. Im sure theres a lot of fun shit to do, but it probably sucks putting up with all the loonies. I’ll still swing thru for a visit if I can when Im in DE :rockon:

ItsMillerTime
08-26-2020, 06:22 AM
ItsMillerTime is a wretched individual. I want to bash his head in too.

Bring it you baby back bitch

ArbitraryWater
08-26-2020, 06:37 AM
I think he said Berlin, which Ive heard is Germany’s most hardcore artsy, leftwing/hipster city. He can fact check me on that tho. Im sure theres a lot of fun shit to do, but it probably sucks putting up with all the loonies. I’ll still swing thru for a visit if I can when Im in DE :rockon:

Ayo thats true.

But see me at the Corona demo in 3 days :rockon:

Tbh you dont really feel that leftwing too much. Its specific areas where its blatant, and then they all come out at the BLM demos or whatever.

but the hipster and artsiness for sure shines through.

and that weird alternative style/clothing, girls in loose jeans, big ass black shoes or whatever, black glasses..


AW where in Germany do you live?

Berlin is right

Overdrive
08-26-2020, 08:24 AM
I think he said Berlin, which Ive heard is Germany’s most hardcore artsy, leftwing/hipster city. He can fact check me on that tho. Im sure theres a lot of fun shit to do, but it probably sucks putting up with all the loonies. I’ll still swing thru for a visit if I can when Im in DE :rockon:

It's totally different from what you're used to in the US. Neither left or right are out on the street all day trying to convince others that their worldviews are shit.

Berlin is awesome.

hold this L
08-26-2020, 08:28 AM
Berlin was great, not as good as Munich though.

Man lazy sloths like r3tard wouldn't have fared well in the 40s would they:oldlol:
Shame we can't get rid of the losers of society like that anymore
Munich to me seems like a nice place to raise a family, Berlin is a good place to spend your 20s. I remember now AW told me before it was Berlin.

Both great cities

RRR3
08-26-2020, 09:25 AM
Berlin was great, not as good as Munich though.

Man lazy sloths like r3tard wouldn't have fared well in the 40s would they:oldlol:
Shame we can't get rid of the losers of society like that anymore
You are literally advocating for Nazism. It’s time to stop posting.

Gruppenführer
08-26-2020, 10:32 AM
Berlin was great, not as good as Munich though.

Man lazy sloths like r3tard wouldn't have fared well in the 40s would they:oldlol:
Shame we can't get rid of the losers of society like that anymore

Zwei große Städte. :applause: