Cucumber pants

[Table]

Can you get in trouble for putting a cucumber in your pants and insinuating to a woman that you're huge so she will sleep with you, but when you enter she feels a baby carrot?



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[FourthTenor]

Can you get in trouble for putting a cucumber in your pants and insinuating to a woman that you're huge so she will sleep with you, but when you enter she feels a baby carrot?



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Absolutely not. It’s perfectly acceptable and works like a charm.


*according to a friend

[Long Duck Dong]

That's an Armenian cuke. Technically it's not a true cucumber. I love them though. They are crunchier and hold up better than regular cucumbers and very easy to grow. I'm surprised they haven't caught on more here in the states