Tip for the young guys, order for your girl / date when out to eat.

[Hey Yo]

Find out ahead of time (before server gets to your table) what she wants to drink. Order for both of you.

Once she decides what she wants for dinner and which sides.... order for her first and then follow up with you want.

Chicks dig that and todays servers will be impressed.

[imdaman99]

That's very gentlemanly of you. I'm with it though :cheers:

[warriorfan]

Make sure to tuck her napkin into her blouse and then cut up all of her steak into tiny pieces for her while you are at it.

[Penetrator]

OP nothing you do will impress the server when you drag your blow up doll to a restaurant

[MrFonzworth]

OP nothing you do will impress the server when you drag your blow up doll to a restaurant

Welcome back 'shew:cheers:

[highwhey]

Welcome back 'shew:cheers:

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[Table]

I tip my dates to eat my meat for dinner

[MrFonzworth]

:roll:

We all know shrimp dick isn't penetrating anything:roll:

[diamenz]

gah, bullshit.

[Vino24]

Op likes to give women free meals

[Table]

Op likes to give women free meals

Lol

[Table]

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[Penetrator]

We all know shrimp dick isn't penetrating anything:roll:

Hey look it's cashew dick mini wheels

How's the long days of PlayStation and forum trolling going?

[RRR3]

Welcome back 'shew:cheers:
:roll:

Why did soggy shew get banned?

[MrFonzworth]

:roll:

Why did soggy shew get banned?

Asked Jeff. Said something about posting gifs of Madison...? or something? Idk what that means.

[LAmbruh]

Poor Transhew and his 100 alts :roll::roll::roll:

[Proctor]

Poor Transhew and his 100 alts :roll::roll::roll:

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[RRR3]

Asked Jeff. Said something about posting gifs of Madison...? or something? Idk what that means.
:roll:

[Nanners]

Make sure to tuck her napkin into her blouse and then cut up all of her steak into tiny pieces for her while you are at it.

if you really like her you will give each bite of steak a couple chews to tenderize it before passing the bite on to her... like a couple beautiful swans or something

[hold this L]

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[Proctor]

Make sure to tuck her napkin into her blouse and then cut up all of her steak into tiny pieces for her while you are at it.

:roll::roll::roll:

[hateraid]

Meh. Most females are liberated and don't want to have a man speak for them. They're more interested if you can dine on the Y

[diamenz]

Meh. Most females are liberated and don't want to have a man speak for them. They're more interested if you can dine on the Y

yeah, just let the lady order first. the waiter should turn to them first anyway.

[CelticBaller]

thats fine an all until you date a feminist chick who somehow finds this offensive

[scuzzy]

Lift weights + eat healthy = bang hot chicks

[Shooter]

Welcome back 'shew:cheers:

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[pandiani17]

OK, I like women and all that, but I think some guys go over the top when trying to impress them, and do whatever it takes to get laid. Maintain a level of self-respect, fellas.

[KennyPowers]

OK, I like women and all that, but I think some guys go over the top when trying to impress them, and do whatever it takes to get laid. Maintain a level of self-respect, fellas.

I drop trow and say suck my shrimp dick. I say, hey lady you get the **** up out now, I gave you the sauce. Here is 5 dollars. A 1 dollar tip for swallowing the ask us about this sauce