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KennyPowers
09-25-2020, 11:42 PM
If you had a magic lamp with a jinn demon inside that has to grant you three wishes if you rub it off three times, what would you do with those three wishes?

1. I'd get a real life Ariana Grande replica that's also a transformer with wheels and wings so she can drive me places and fly me places as I ride her. Also, her breasts produce chocolate milk and her poo is made of hamburger so you always have a meal on the go. You can toke her farts to get baked. Her privates will remain unchanged and be used for their natural purpose, sex and golden showers. She never ages and is invincible.

2. A pet dragon squirrel with wings that can breathe fire and is invincible.

3. To be a highlander and the jinn has to commit suicide as my first victim so I can absorb its power.



What about you guys?

diamenz
09-25-2020, 11:47 PM
i'd wish for a million more magic lamps.

https://media.giphy.com/media/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY/giphy.gif

MrFonzworth
09-26-2020, 12:00 AM
I would wish OP would stop posting

KennyPowers
09-26-2020, 12:21 AM
I would wish OP would stop posting

I would have thought you'd spent that wish on losing your virginity. Very brave of you to continue trying on your own

Hakkim90cc
09-26-2020, 10:22 AM
OP is a 50 year old that wants an Ariana Grande replica so he can piss all over her.

Yeah

Stanley Kobrick
09-26-2020, 10:41 AM
OP is a 50 year old that wants an Ariana Grande replica so he can piss all over her.

Yeah
:milton

Jasper
09-26-2020, 01:39 PM
1) get rid of Trump

2) make kid's millionaire's (their lazy tard's might as well act rich as well)

3) find a mistress that likes to bang daily (LOL)

KennyPowers
09-26-2020, 01:52 PM
So what. I'm a fan of R kelly





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTPIyfTU7g

Patrick Chewing
09-26-2020, 03:38 PM
1) get rid of Trump

2) make kid's millionaire's (their lazy tard's might as well act rich as well)

3) find a mistress that likes to bang daily (LOL)

What a waste of a wish. Trump is gone in 4 years.


Anyway:

1. Bigger avatars on ISH
2. Unlimited supply of money
3. Unlimited supply of young hot women

highwhey
09-26-2020, 03:42 PM
aNA DE ARMAS

thats it