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Patrick Chewing
10-12-2020, 10:42 AM
https://twitter.com/Madonna/status/1315419877822410753?s=20

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/12/01/34270668-0-image-m-32_1602461233851.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/12/00/34270138-8829457-image-a-20_1602460166600.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/12/01/34270134-8829457-_Get_out_there_Madonna_posted_a_trio_of_attention_ getting_new_se-m-39_1602461282544.jpg

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/NINTCHDBPICT000602184737.jpg

Meticode
10-12-2020, 11:02 AM
I never got into Madonna in the 80s and early 90s. Below is a picture of her when I liked her look the best and she was still in her prime with her figure. Pretty sure this was the last 90s or early 2000s. What I don't understand is how she can pay for all that money to get her face done now, but she chooses to have a big ass gap in her teeth?

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/bQ0AAOSwjpldU0FM/s-l400.jpg
https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/383329076436_/Madonna-Sexy-busty-evening-dress-Vintage-Photo-Original.jpg
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3dbbbec5329c32cf2c0a01ff2d6db045/tumblr_pn77wsHBd51r90m4vo1_1280.jpg

...that woman or alien in those first pictures is almost 63 years old.

Patrick Chewing
10-12-2020, 11:13 AM
She is clearly having a hard time accepting that she is in her 60's. The pink hair is a clear indication she is trying to come off as youthful again.

~primetime~
10-12-2020, 11:17 AM
It's like her and Lil Kim are morphing into the same alien...all celebs with plastic surgery addiction look the same...a creepy plastic looking alien

smh

Charlie Sheen
10-12-2020, 11:37 AM
She is clearly having a hard time accepting that she is in her 60's. The pink hair is a clear indication she is trying to come off as youthful again.

Happened to me last year. I bought some Jordan 1's that looked really out of place on my 40 year old feet :lol

brownmamba00
10-12-2020, 11:52 AM
She looks decent...kind of

Long Duck Dong
10-12-2020, 03:09 PM
Age is a bitch

https://scandalpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/16-Madonna-Naked-Nude-Topless.jpg

KennyPowers
10-12-2020, 03:44 PM
If the penises that have been inside her could speak, we'd get to hear 2,000 accounts

highwhey
10-12-2020, 03:47 PM
If the penises that have been inside her could speak, we'd get to hear 2,000 accounts
What about the ones that have been inside you? What would they say?

Patrick Chewing
10-12-2020, 04:02 PM
What about the ones that have been inside you? What would they say?

Only thing yours has been in is your hand.

brownmamba00
10-12-2020, 04:07 PM
Only thing yours has been in is your hand.

Sounds like his one has been your mouth for a long time


Take it out gringo

highwhey
10-12-2020, 04:37 PM
Sounds like his one has been your mouth for a long time


Take it out gringo

:roll:

Patrick Chewing
10-12-2020, 05:07 PM
Sounds like his one has been your mouth for a long time


Take it out gringo

And here comes the goat ****er to assist.

brownmamba00
10-12-2020, 05:20 PM
:roll:
https://www.gifs.nl/media/laughing-gifs-nSr7co.gif

Axe
10-12-2020, 05:44 PM
She is clearly having a hard time accepting that she is in her 60's. The pink hair is a clear indication she is trying to come off as youthful again.
At least you could tell that she still looks better than a lot of trannies.

Patrick Chewing
10-12-2020, 05:48 PM
It's like her and Lil Kim are morphing into the same alien...all celebs with plastic surgery addiction look the same...a creepy plastic looking alien

smh

Speaking of Lil' Kim

https://s.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/HT_lil_kim_as_160506_16x9_1600.jpg

starface
10-12-2020, 07:10 PM
Speaking of Lil' Kim

https://s.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/HT_lil_kim_as_160506_16x9_1600.jpg


It must be so weird when she has to take all that stuff off to shower etc. and it’s like literally morphing back and forth into a different human.

TheMan
10-12-2020, 10:36 PM
Never was attracted to Madonna but she looks a whole lot better as a brunette.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcS_AzKiAJuBRML_w4yeEwjW8Jd1kb7 F7Xe6TQ&usqp=CAU

Getting old sucks

Axe
10-12-2020, 10:57 PM
Getting old sucks
Duh. A lot of women would love to live young forever if they could.

dude77
10-13-2020, 04:02 AM
Never was attracted to Madonna but she looks a whole lot better as a brunette.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcS_AzKiAJuBRML_w4yeEwjW8Jd1kb7 F7Xe6TQ&usqp=CAU

Getting old sucks


shiii yep youth undefeated

Derka
10-13-2020, 08:20 AM
"I got to admit, the only thing that freaks me out about Los Angeles is all the plastic surgery. I don’t get it. Why do people get plastic surgery, you know? Why can’t you just admit it’s over? You know? You had your time. Stop trying to look ****able in your 50s. It’s weird! With their faces yanked back… Looking all shiny, right? Not to mention they haven’t even figured it out, you know? Why would you get a face-lift? Can’t you look at other face-lifts and realize they haven’t worked all the bugs out yet? That’s what you wanna look like? Like you just lost a fight three days ago? Don’t be a hero. Let somebody else go in there… Take the ****ing beach. You lay back… Wait it out."

- Bill Burr

I think he said it best.

Long Duck Dong
10-13-2020, 02:45 PM
"I got to admit, the only thing that freaks me out about Los Angeles is all the plastic surgery. I don’t get it. Why do people get plastic surgery, you know? Why can’t you just admit it’s over? You know? You had your time. Stop trying to look ****able in your 50s. It’s weird! With their faces yanked back… Looking all shiny, right? Not to mention they haven’t even figured it out, you know? Why would you get a face-lift? Can’t you look at other face-lifts and realize they haven’t worked all the bugs out yet? That’s what you wanna look like? Like you just lost a fight three days ago? Don’t be a hero. Let somebody else go in there… Take the ****ing beach. You lay back… Wait it out."

- Bill Burr

I think he said it best.

Meanwhile Salma Hayek now 54. Still looks fvckable.

https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?q=85&c=sc&poi=%5B475%2C621%5D&w=1080&h=1440&url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2020%2F09%2F03%2F salma-hayek.jpg

TheMan
10-13-2020, 07:47 PM
Duh. A lot of women would love to live young forever if they could.

Not just women, bro. I wish I was still 25 instead of the wrong side of 40 :(

Doomsday Dallas
10-13-2020, 07:58 PM
Meanwhile Salma Hayek now 54. Still looks fvckable.

https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?q=85&c=sc&poi=%5B475%2C621%5D&w=1080&h=1440&url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2020%2F09%2F03%2F salma-hayek.jpg


Not interested anymore... no telling how many times Harvey Weinstein hit that just so she could further her career.

https://www.pedestrian.tv/content/uploads/2017/12/weinstein-hayek-637x397.jpg

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/producer-harvey-weinstein-with-salma-hayek-and-edward-norton-picture-id116538343

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/5th-april-2000-salma-hayek-harvey-weinstein-and-edward-norton-at-the-picture-id116076789?s=612x612


^ look at how uncomfortable Selma's face looks while Harvey is talking to her boyfriend at the time (Edward Norton).

That is the face of an uncomfortable woman.

SATAN
10-13-2020, 09:14 PM
Does she have an eating disorder?

Bimbo Coles
10-18-2020, 04:20 AM
She's an excellent argument for dying young.

Nanners
10-18-2020, 04:48 AM
Not interested anymore... no telling how many times Harvey Weinstein hit that just so she could further her career.


I doubt there are very many successful young woman in hollywood who have never traded their body for a role... and I dont just think this because of the fact that most hollywood producers are creepy as shit.

A lot of attractive young actresses (Jessica Lawrence for example) dont seem to be remotely bothered by exchanging sex for a role, and these women ultimately wind up setting the bar for all the other women competing for that role.

SATAN
10-18-2020, 05:20 AM
Wow what a scary world in Nanners' mind

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/buEPfCk7tsU/maxresdefault.jpg

SATAN
10-18-2020, 05:21 AM
Imagine thinking almost all women in show biz are solely there because they have sex with producers, directors ect :oldlol:

Nanners
10-18-2020, 05:34 AM
Imagine being so stupid that you think someone commenting on seedy/abusive aspects of hollywood is "scared" of the world :oldlol:

I am not attractive, young, or an actress... but yeah no doubt I am absolutely terrified of the abuse subjected to young acctresses.

Anyway, nice mask ******... please tell me more about how I am scared of the world :roll:

SATAN
10-18-2020, 05:55 AM
You prove how scared you are in 50% of your posts. You're almost the stereotypical conspiracy theorist. Not the cool one in They Live. The moron people shake their heads at because he "looked too far into things" aka went the wrong direction and became an ignorant asshole.

I'm trying to help you see the light.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5YqijYUumHI/maxresdefault.jpg

Nanners
10-18-2020, 06:23 AM
The protagonist of "They Live" is not a conspiracy theorist at all, you Simple Jack (your obvious film counterpart).

"They Live" is about a random average joe construction worker who happens to stumble upon some glasses that allow him to see reality as it truly is.

TBH there are dozens of conspiracy characters in films that are far better comparisons to me, the most obvious being Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory (the biggest difference between us is that I am more anti-semetic)... ffs I am probably more similar to that autistic retard kid in Mercury Rising than I am Roddy Piper in "They Live"

Patrick Chewing
11-28-2020, 02:31 PM
Madonna's new boyfriend.

https://i.ibb.co/cQ0fmyd/madfreak.png

Smoke117
11-28-2020, 08:27 PM
Not just women, bro. I wish I was still 25 instead of the wrong side of 40 :(

While aging does suck, we are lucky as men that we generally just age much better and many of us actually look better going into our late 30s, 40s than we did when younger.

Axe
11-28-2020, 08:31 PM
While aging does suck, we are lucky as men that we generally just age much better and many of us actually look better going into our late 30s, 40s than we did when younger.
That's why the idea of having a wife younger than you (by months or some years, whichever you prefer) is better than vice versa.

highwhey
11-29-2020, 03:58 PM
While aging does suck, we are lucky as men that we generally just age much better and many of us actually look better going into our late 30s, 40s than we did when younger.

for real lol.

i see why women in their late 30's start to panic bc their looks go down the drain very fast.

999Guy
11-30-2020, 05:47 PM
Not interested anymore... no telling how many times Harvey Weinstein hit that just so she could further her career.

https://www.pedestrian.tv/content/uploads/2017/12/weinstein-hayek-637x397.jpg

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/producer-harvey-weinstein-with-salma-hayek-and-edward-norton-picture-id116538343

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/5th-april-2000-salma-hayek-harvey-weinstein-and-edward-norton-at-the-picture-id116076789?s=612x612


^ look at how uncomfortable Selma's face looks while Harvey is talking to her boyfriend at the time (Edward Norton).

That is the face of an uncomfortable woman.
Her insides are 54. I bet her ***** is like a turducken.

And good point about Harvey just ravaging her with his alleged pig nose dick.

How many women did Harvey just flat out bang at will for years? Probably all of the ones in his movies that didn’t out him. A lot of the women that outed him barely had careers.



But I was wondering who was ****ing Madonna, cause she obviously hasn’t retired, and apparently a young black backup dancer. Ugh. Cannot imagine hitting that but the money has to be good.

I think I would be a whore of hers if the money was good and I had anonymity. I don’t want that extraterrestrial face following me in the public eye. :oldlol:

Jasper
11-30-2020, 08:13 PM
I never got into Madonna in the 80s and early 90s. Below is a picture of her when I liked her look the best and she was still in her prime with her figure. Pretty sure this was the last 90s or early 2000s. What I don't understand is how she can pay for all that money to get her face done now, but she chooses to have a big ass gap in her teeth?


...that woman or alien in those first pictures is almost 63 years old.

When she was a bunny she was probably the best ... many chicks when they get older ... become rails ...
(I guess it's better than being a porker)

TheMan
12-01-2020, 05:47 AM
While aging does suck, we are lucky as men that we generally just age much better and many of us actually look better going into our late 30s, 40s than we did when younger.

I'm not talking about losing the physically attractive part of growing older, more like getting out of your physical prime, as in I can't hoop like I used too...kids I would have no trouble defending back in the day blow by me now :( It's the realization that it's only gonna get worse from here on out...

TheMan
12-01-2020, 05:56 AM
I doubt there are very many successful young woman in hollywood who have never traded their body for a role... and I dont just think this because of the fact that most hollywood producers are creepy as shit.

A lot of attractive young actresses (Jessica Lawrence for example) dont seem to be remotely bothered by exchanging sex for a role, and these women ultimately wind up setting the bar for all the other women competing for that role.
Who's Jessica Lawrence?

Gruppenführer
12-01-2020, 12:03 PM
Was in aller Welt ist das???

Street Hunger
03-31-2021, 04:54 AM
Madonna is 62 now, which doesn't feel right to say.

Gayfuk
03-31-2021, 06:13 AM
She is a practicing witch and mkultra handler.



https://cdnio.luscious.net/JustSupposin/411/lusciousnet_lusciousnet_madonna_nude_friedlander_1 841132521.jpg

Gayfuk
03-31-2021, 06:18 AM
Masonic television presents:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyspbDs3Nm0





Like a virgin. Touched for the billionth time. Like a virgin, I take a-rods c*ck just fine. Whew!

A rod... I don't care if his name is Todd Ooooooo

SATAN
03-31-2021, 08:16 AM
I've never seen anything like this in real life. It must be a witch!


https://cdnio.luscious.net/JustSupposin/411/lusciousnet_lusciousnet_madonna_nude_friedlander_1 841132521.jpg

You're going to get banned again

Nanners
03-31-2021, 09:27 AM
You're going to get banned again

dont be a rat

TheMan
03-31-2021, 11:56 AM
She is a practicing witch and mkultra handler.



https://cdnio.luscious.net/JustSupposin/411/lusciousnet_lusciousnet_madonna_nude_friedlander_1 841132521.jpg

Moar!

TheMan
03-31-2021, 11:58 AM
The protagonist of "They Live" is not a conspiracy theorist at all, you Simple Jack (your obvious film counterpart).

"They Live" is about a random average joe construction worker who happens to stumble upon some glasses that allow him to see reality as it truly is.

TBH there are dozens of conspiracy characters in films that are far better comparisons to me, the most obvious being Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory (the biggest difference between us is that I am more anti-semetic)... ffs I am probably more similar to that autistic retard kid in Mercury Rising than I am Roddy Piper in "They Live":lebronamazed:

Lebron23
04-01-2021, 06:58 AM
Madonna looks like Paris Jackson

TheMan
04-01-2021, 05:00 PM
Madonna looks like Paris Jackson

You mean Paris Jackson looks like Madonna since Madonna was first.

EagleFang
04-01-2021, 05:07 PM
:lebronamazed:


I like him even more now.

EagleFang
04-01-2021, 05:09 PM
Paris.... like Miley...

They were cute. Then they inked trash all over their body.

BurningHammer
04-01-2021, 07:47 PM
I prefer them aging gracefully and being youthful for their ages. Like Toni Basil:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT5dcBfuMts

Street Hunger
04-18-2021, 12:52 PM
Wonder if Dennis Rodman and Madonna still say hello sometimes

Smook A.
10-11-2022, 08:00 PM
Madonna looks like Paris Jackson

She looks more like Pete Burns (https://wreg.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/18/2016/10/pete-burns.jpg?strip=1)

Axe
10-16-2022, 08:25 PM
That wonderful time when she chose pippen over mj. :biggums:

KNOW1EDGE
10-16-2022, 08:38 PM
Age is a bitch

https://scandalpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/16-Madonna-Naked-Nude-Topless.jpg

So are botched plastic surgeries

ArbitraryWater
10-16-2022, 09:51 PM
couldnt believe what I was seeing

thats actually her


yuck yuck yuck

mental illness


and these people will tell you to vote for biden lol

Long Duck Dong
03-03-2023, 08:23 PM
Madonna's YOUNGER sisters :lol

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/resizer/X-zpmy9XF8Zex52PRBy1rTfCFEw=/576x326/smart/filters:quality(70)/cloudfront-ap-southeast-2.images.arcpublishing.com/nzme/XW7UQ7ZHKZOLFZC35VIPL2AMS4.png

Lebron23
03-03-2023, 11:48 PM
hehehe

Jasper
03-04-2023, 10:57 AM
She is clearly having a hard time accepting that she is in her 60's. The pink hair is a clear indication she is trying to come off as youthful again.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?510358-It-s-OK-to-Fap!!!

Jasper
03-04-2023, 11:02 AM
https://scandalpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/16-Madonna-Naked-Nude-Topless.jpg

I'd still bone here... boobs probably alittle flatter .. thats o.k.