starface
10-14-2020, 01:11 PM
Obvi theyre not havin a parade in LA this year, which is great anyway because not all the people who would have attended it are true fans who believed in the King.
But for those of us whove been ride or die the whole way, we deserve to gather and celebrate. And we deserve to do it with our big, beautiful elephant trunks swinging free, in salute to the man who practically invented the free swinging elephant trunk. Weve earned this damn moment.
Gonna work to secure a parade permit, hopefully on a Monday holiday when traffic is minimal. Im thinking either N Dakota or Michigan, where they arent enforcing public “lockdowns.” Because letÂ’s face it, government lockdowns are for baby dicked beta males and Lebron Haters. We dont play that.
We let our pythons roam, just like Lebron did when he fulfilled his promise to Kobe. We work hard, play hard, and GET hard. No impotent shit here.
We did it. And we deserve to celebrate.
NUDE.
But for those of us whove been ride or die the whole way, we deserve to gather and celebrate. And we deserve to do it with our big, beautiful elephant trunks swinging free, in salute to the man who practically invented the free swinging elephant trunk. Weve earned this damn moment.
Gonna work to secure a parade permit, hopefully on a Monday holiday when traffic is minimal. Im thinking either N Dakota or Michigan, where they arent enforcing public “lockdowns.” Because letÂ’s face it, government lockdowns are for baby dicked beta males and Lebron Haters. We dont play that.
We let our pythons roam, just like Lebron did when he fulfilled his promise to Kobe. We work hard, play hard, and GET hard. No impotent shit here.
We did it. And we deserve to celebrate.
NUDE.