View Full Version : Scenario: You find out your daughter has an Onlyfans account
keep-itreal
10-24-2020, 12:56 AM
what do you do?
:lebronamazed:
Stanley Kobrick
10-24-2020, 01:04 AM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FWTIedQ_tuc/hqdefault.jpg
KennyPowers
10-24-2020, 06:31 AM
If they are a Biden voter, they would anonymously sub to watch their daughter flick their bean as they jack their french fry dick for 5 seconds before prematuring
HylianNightmare
10-26-2020, 05:51 AM
Disown
Patrick Chewing
10-26-2020, 06:56 AM
TheMan: Signs up
CelticBaller
10-26-2020, 07:09 AM
if she is an adult she can do whatever the **** she wants
TheMan
10-26-2020, 10:48 AM
TheMan: Signs up
In a week, I will make you use a NAMBLA member avy
Second, what the hell is Onlyfans?
JEFFERSON MONEY
10-26-2020, 12:06 PM
No idea what this is, but to (try to) prevent this from happening---(it helps if) the father and the mother have to be pious and chaste to begin with and raise their children properly and teach them of the importance of modesty and chastity and protect them from evil influences.
Patrick Chewing
10-26-2020, 12:26 PM
No idea what this is, but to (try to) prevent this from happening---(it helps if) the father and the mother have to be pious and chaste to begin with and raise their children properly and teach them of the importance of modesty and chastity and protect them from evil influences.
Don't lie to us. You know damn well you would behead your own daughter.
Overdrive
10-26-2020, 12:58 PM
Don't lie to us. You know damn well you would behead your own daughter.
Or arrange a marriage with a 48 year old cousin.
JEFFERSON MONEY
10-26-2020, 01:09 PM
Don't lie to us. You know damn well you would behead your own daughter.
I understand that you feel very hurt in life. You don't feel peace inside. You feel very depressed, betrayed, and lots of things are going on that you can't control. Broken-hearted. Etc. But you must not let hatred simmer in your heart. A few days back you talked about eradicating Muslims off the face of this planet. That's not healthy. You must expunge this darkness from your heart, Pat. You must find a way to conquer these inner demons.
coin24
10-27-2020, 04:47 AM
Or arrange a marriage with a 48 year old cousin.
I’m sure he will get some fine goats in return
I understand that you feel very hurt in life. You don't feel peace inside. You feel very depressed, betrayed, and lots of things are going on that you can't control. Broken-hearted. Etc. But you must not let hatred simmer in your heart. A few days back you talked about eradicating Muslims off the face of this planet. That's not healthy. You must expunge this darkness from your heart, Pat. You must find a way to conquer these inner demons.
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baudkarma
10-28-2020, 07:24 PM
I'm like 'Wait, I have a daughter?"
JEFFERSON MONEY
10-30-2020, 08:52 PM
I’m sure he will get some fine goats in return
Wow, u so funny.
NOT.
Look at yourself coin24. You're among the most ignorant on this board, which means among the most ignorant on this world. You think having some muscles and living in Aussie make you something. Your brain is utterly deceived by the notion that living comfortably in Aussie somehow gives you any worth. It doesn't.
Meanwhile the people you insult have a level of morality and spirituality far, far, far higher than you. They survived in economic climates much rougher than you. They were probably much kinder, loyal, trustworthier to their family than you were. They are probably very pure-hearted, sweet, and kind as well. What they have in their hearts is more precious than anything you can materially accrue in a lifetime.
Those goats at least do their job of being of benefit to others. They are cute, kind, give milk and are nice companions. They are valuable commodities.
You have NO room to insult those people. 10 TIMES OUT OF 10 they are better, loyal, trustworthier people.
Do yourself a favor coin, and reinvestigate each action you have done since the beginning of your life. Then cry and cry and cry with regret and remorse.
JEFFERSON MONEY
10-30-2020, 08:54 PM
Or arrange a marriage with a 48 year old cousin.
On what basis does an imbecile atheist like yourself have to criticize other cultures?
Nanners
10-31-2020, 06:48 AM
On what basis does an imbecile atheist like yourself have to criticize other cultures?
On the basis that those cultures are retarded?
What basis does a subscriber to an ideology that enforces its outdated authoritarian idiocy via violence and repression have to criticize anyone else?
Meanwhile the people you insult have a level of morality and spirituality far, far, far higher than you. They survived in economic climates much rougher than you. They were probably much kinder, loyal, trustworthier to their family than you were. They are probably very pure-hearted, sweet, and kind as well. What they have in their hearts is more precious than anything you can materially accrue in a lifetime.
What the **** do you know about surviving rough economic climates? Didnt you enjoy a comfortable middle class upbringing in the NE US? An upbringing that ultimately translated into a quality college education and a decent job?
If you dont feel like the american way of doing things fits the narrow views that your religion has imposed upon you, then get maybe you should try moving to a muslim country.
coin24
10-31-2020, 09:07 AM
Wow, u so funny.
NOT.
Look at yourself coin24. You're among the most ignorant on this board, which means among the most ignorant on this world. You think having some muscles and living in Aussie make you something. Your brain is utterly deceived by the notion that living comfortably in Aussie somehow gives you any worth. It doesn't.
Meanwhile the people you insult have a level of morality and spirituality far, far, far higher than you. They survived in economic climates much rougher than you. They were probably much kinder, loyal, trustworthier to their family than you were. They are probably very pure-hearted, sweet, and kind as well. What they have in their hearts is more precious than anything you can materially accrue in a lifetime.
Those goats at least do their job of being of benefit to others. They are cute, kind, give milk and are nice companions. They are valuable commodities.
You have NO room to insult those people. 10 TIMES OUT OF 10 they are better, loyal, trustworthier people.
Do yourself a favor coin, and reinvestigate each action you have done since the beginning of your life. Then cry and cry and cry with regret and remorse.
It sounds like you also have sex with the goats jeffy..
I hope your daughter is happy with her 56 year old husband who is probably also your first cousin..
Nanners
10-31-2020, 09:35 AM
It sounds like you also have sex with the goats jeffy..
I hope your daughter is happy with her 56 year old husband who is probably also your first cousin..
How DARE you
its highly offensive to pedophile god Allah to even suggest that a man would care about what his daughter thinks... women are supposed to be property with zero rights to develop their own thoughts/opinions
JEFFERSON MONEY
11-01-2020, 03:16 PM
Nanners,
You just insulted/blasphemed the Being that created you, me and the entire Universe and all that is in it.
I warn you of an extremely painful punishment. But it's not too late to repent. All you have to do is find it in your heart to ask Him for forgiveness.
I'm warning you very clearly, Nanners, that the consequence of what you are doing can land you in not just 1,000, not 1,000,000, but infinite duration in an unbearably scorching environment. But all that can be undone with an earnest plea to Him for forgiveness.
imdaman99
11-01-2020, 05:02 PM
How DARE you
its highly offensive to pedophile god Allah to even suggest that a man would care about what his daughter thinks... women are supposed to be property with zero rights to develop their own thoughts/opinions
Bro you're so edgy. Maybe try being a normal person instead of negative with everyone that you are victimized on here by. lol at teaming up with the cashews and chewings of the world :lol
coin24
11-01-2020, 06:17 PM
Bro you're so edgy. Maybe try being a normal person instead of negative with everyone that you are victimized on here by. lol at teaming up with the cashews and chewings of the world :lol
Lol at your parents being related before marriage and telling others to be normal
CelticBaller
11-01-2020, 06:32 PM
Bro you're so edgy. Maybe try being a normal person instead of negative with everyone that you are victimized on here by. lol at teaming up with the cashews and chewings of the world :lol
:roll:
JEFFERSON MONEY
11-01-2020, 08:50 PM
Lol at your parents being related before marriage and telling others to be normal
You won't get away with the filth you spew.
And even if they were cousins (which they aren't) I guarantee they have more humanity in their toenail than you have in your body. I have visited Karachi four times in my life and have seen the people there---they have more wisdom, hospitality, good manners, selflessness, humility, piety, good intentions, generosity, and countless other virtues than your puny muscles and money which you laud.
I also know a couple who are first cousins and they are a selfless, humble, hardworking people who are amazing hosts and they raised really nice people including a future doctor who is also quite adept at a variety of skills.
So before you bash on cousin marriages look at your own failures and shortcomings first, coin24.
coin24
11-01-2020, 08:52 PM
You won't get away with the filth you spew.
And even if they were cousins (which they aren't) I guarantee they have more humanity in their toenail than you have in your body. I have visited Karachi four times in my life and have seen the people there---they have more wisdom, hospitality, good manners, selflessness, humility, piety, good intentions, generosity, and countless other virtues than your puny muscles and money which you laud.
I also know a couple who are first cousins and they are a selfless, humble, hardworking people who are amazing hosts and they raised really nice people including a future doctor who is also quite adept at a variety of skills.
So before you bash on cousin marriages look at your own failures and shortcomings first, coin24.
A lot of finger pointing and hatred there jeffy, careful or you won’t get your 72 underage male virgins :D
SATAN
11-01-2020, 09:25 PM
lmao@condoning inbreeding. Keep that IQ plummeting.
JEFFERSON MONEY
11-01-2020, 09:40 PM
lmao@condoning inbreeding. Keep that IQ plummeting.
Even if all of humanity got together and unanimously agreed that it was wrong it wouldn't change the ruling one iota. Because humans are NOT the authority.
And as previously mentioned IQ is not a good indicator of intelligence. There are people in other countries who might not score high in math, reading or writing but they are streetwise, eloquent, amazing at surviving and navigating and perhaps most importantly they recognize who made them, they know their purpose in life and how to prepare for what comes after.
Meanwhile you are an American with access to state of the art technology and ample resources and you are supposedly "more educated" than illiterate people in 3rd world countries yet you're posting pictures of weird demons and arguing about left and right and people tossing a ball in a hoop. Even toddlers know to stay away from monsters and devils. The products of cousin marriage are probably doing way better than you Satan and your hallucinated intellectual superiority.
SATAN
11-01-2020, 09:41 PM
:oldlol:
coin24
11-02-2020, 04:07 AM
Even if all of humanity got together and unanimously agreed that it was wrong it wouldn't change the ruling one iota. Because humans are NOT the authority.
And as previously mentioned IQ is not a good indicator of intelligence. There are people in other countries who might not score high in math, reading or writing but they are streetwise, eloquent, amazing at surviving and navigating and perhaps most importantly they recognize who made them, they know their purpose in life and how to prepare for what comes after.
Meanwhile you are an American with access to state of the art technology and ample resources and you are supposedly "more educated" than illiterate people in 3rd world countries yet you're posting pictures of weird demons and arguing about left and right and people tossing a ball in a hoop. Even toddlers know to stay away from monsters and devils. The products of cousin marriage are probably doing way better than you Satan and your hallucinated intellectual superiority.
Poor jeffy at the town wedding where everyone has the same last name
JEFFERSON MONEY
11-03-2020, 08:25 PM
Poor jeffy at the town wedding where everyone has the same last name
Wow, is that mercy/compassion I sense from you coin?
I may have been mistaken about you. My apologies for any excessive insults.
Gohan
11-05-2020, 09:10 PM
I suggest y’all listen to Jefferson money and repent because he is speaking the truth. All I know y’all fools better not disrespect the Holy Spirit, you won’t be mocking j money then. Aint no coming back from that
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