I’m considered a sexy man......

[Luka Doncic]

Minding my own business and this older lady comes to the bar and proceeds to order an Old Fashion. Said hello and we started to chat. Damn can I charm women with my slang and humor. End of the night she said I was sexy. Of course she had 3 of those drinks but still. I’m considered a sexy man. That’s a first.

[red1]

nah you're probably a virgin.



lebron >> kobe.

[BurningHammer]

Nah, you are just a boy toy.

[SATAN]

lmao his hero loses the election and he stoops to making shit like this up to feel better

[jstern]

Welcome to the club. Before the corona hit, this 30 year old mom started using her son to try and get conversation started with me. Playing this falling down game, closer and closer to me. Then we talked for about an hour. She thinks I'm a college guy in his early 20s, yet I'm older than her. Advised me to go to this acting school. Gave me the mission, task to go to this acting school. Started talking about my eyes, my eyes. It felt good.

[Gohan]

nah you're probably a virgin.



lebron >> kobe.

I better not catch you promoting fornication

[Axe]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

[Nilocon165]

Am I missing something?

[highwhey]

Am I missing something?

he's 9erempire

a long time loser that gets banned and resurfaces wth a new account ala starface

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Minding my own business and this older lady comes to the bar and proceeds to order an Old Fashion. Said hello and we started to chat. Damn can I charm women with my slang and humor. End of the night she said I was sexy. Of course she had 3 of those drinks but still. I’m considered a sexy man. That’s a first.

Just so you know, all of our bodies will be worm food in a short amount of time.

[red1]

I better not catch you promoting fornication

what wrong with fornicating?


https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-i-normally-don-t-do-interviews-with-women-unless-i-fornicate-with-them-mike-tyson-65-61-47.jpg

[Axe]

Just so you know, all of our bodies will be worm food in a short amount of time.
Huh wtf do you mean by this

[Luka Doncic]

Just so you know, all of our bodies will be worm food in a short amount of time.

You will be in a burning lake.

I will pray for you.

[Jasper]

A porn ranch owner said one time " All guys want to be studs "

woman key on this simple emotion of men , and get what THEY want. lmao

[Luka Doncic]

he's 9erempire

a long time loser that gets banned and resurfaces wth a new account ala starface

I don’t know what you’re talking about but if he’s a legendary poster then I am him.

I just know you are a walrus.

[Wally450]

cringe