You're shipwrecked on an island with only ONE celebrity to entertain you...

[Patrick Chewing]

Who would it be?


I'm going with either Jerry Seinfeld or Larry David

[rawimpact]

Weird you went with two dudes

I'd consider Nikki Glaser

[LAmbruh]

Weird you went with two dudes

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[scuzzy]

Ginger obv


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[n00bie]

Jessica Alba

[Patrick Chewing]

Weird you went with two dudes

I'd consider Nikki Glaser

Two of my comedic idols. I suppose you're questioning my choices due to the inability to mate with a female if I'm deserted on an island. And I get that. Nikki is a great choice. Female and funny. But again, you're stuck with this woman on an island. I repeat, you're stuck with this woman, on an island.

[BigKobeFan]

Gal Gadot

[Manny98]

Lana Del Ray

[rawimpact]

Two of my comedic idols. I suppose you're questioning my choices due to the inability to mate with a female if I'm deserted on an island. And I get that. Nikki is a great choice. Female and funny. But again, you're stuck with this woman on an island. I repeat, you're stuck with this woman, on an island.

Like you said, it's a deserted island. Do what you gotta do.

[Smook A.]

Dave Chapelle

[Overdrive]

Two of my comedic idols. I suppose you're questioning my choices due to the inability to mate with a female if I'm deserted on an island. And I get that. Nikki is a great choice. Female and funny. But again, you're stuck with this woman on an island. I repeat, you're stuck with this woman, on an island.

Oh, another donservative, who hates women. What a surprise.

[Shogon]

Some super hot chick that's also super smart... potentially smart enough to help us leave.

Probably a young Cindy Crawford.

The people that picked dudes are suspect, including the OP.

[RRR3]

Chewing is into old men :lol



I’d pick Jennifer Lopez.

[Axe]

Emma roberts i guess

[Overdrive]

Some super hot chick that's also super smart... potentially smart enough to help us leave.

Probably a young Cindy Crawford.

The people that picked dudes are suspect, including the OP.

Nah, you could pick a dude if it's some Bear Grylls type. As you said someone who could help survive and flee the island, but not some comedian.

[Shogon]

Nah, you could pick a dude if it's some Bear Grylls type. As you said someone who could help survive and flee the island, but not some comedian.

True story but to be fair he did also say entertain... so it can’t be a survival guy that’s not entertaining.

[bladefd]

Who would it be?


I'm going with either Jerry Seinfeld or Larry David

Celebrity? Why a celebrity??

Nobody entertains us more on ish than you, pattychew. Everyone should want you on the island because you are one of the funniest people I have ever seen. Either you or akrazotile - you guys definitely know how to entertain and make people laugh in jest. Unfortunately I would probably last a week max before I have to off myself. That's the issue with lunatics. Lunatics are only entertaining for a short period then they make you want to kill yourself.

[Jasper]

hottest porn star that likes it day and night ...

[Draz]

Definitely not Kevin Hart

[Overdrive]

True story but to be fair he did also say entertain... so it can’t be a survival guy that’s not entertaining.

Bear Grylls with sketches written by Larry David.

[Mask the Embiid]

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or her fine ass sister



edit actually id get one of those outdoor survivalist

[MrFonzworth]

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or her fine ass sister



edit actually id get one of those outdoor survivalist

Gross

[BigKobeFan]

Chewing is into old men :lol



I’d pick Jennifer Lopez.

I wonder whos going to do all the work on the island

[warriorfan]

I wonder whos going to do all the work on the island

He’s in for a rude awakening when he finds out there are no hot pockets.

[Lil-Shrimp]

Chewing is into old men :lol



I’d pick Jennifer Lopez.

she doesn't have a dikk though :(

[TheMan]

hottest porn star that likes it day and night ...

:applause:

[DoctorP]

Emma stone

[SouBeachTalents]

This is actually a really good question. It would obviously have to be a woman, one who would preferably have a good personality and a sense of humor, so unfortunately, that probably leaves a lot of female celebs out :lol I guess the most logical choice would be Nikki Glaser, attractive, still relatively young and a comedian, probably the best bet you're gonna have

[SouBeachTalents]

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She might literally be my last choice. I'm not even exaggerating

[bladefd]

I'm actually surprised nobody has chosen Donald Trump. You would expect Trumpeter like Pattychew to certainly choose Donald Trump, especially by the way he sucks up to Trump 24/7 :lol

[Axe]

I'm actually surprised nobody has chosen Donald Trump. You would expect Trumpeter like Pattychew to certainly choose Donald Trump, especially by the way he sucks up to Trump 24/7 :lol
:roll:

[MrFonzworth]

People aren't thinking this through. You would never choose a woman because 1.) She's not gonna fk u and 2.) She's a celebrity, so she's gonna be an entitled bitch. You think she WONT be nagging 24/7 because she's stuck on an island with a stranger? She's gonna be avoiding you because she thinks ur gonna rape her

Give me a little person like peter dinklage. Would be entertaining enough just playing pranks on him

[highwhey]

People aren't thinking this through. You would never choose a woman because 1.) She's not gonna fk u and 2.) She's a celebrity, so she's gonna be an entitled bitch. You think she WONT be nagging 24/7 because she's stuck on an island with a stranger? She's gonna be avoiding you because she thinks ur gonna rape her

Give me a little person like peter dinklage. Would be entertaining enough just playing pranks on him

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[n00bie]

The people that chose male comedians, do you really think they'll still be funny after a few weeks with them on an island??

[KennyPowers]

Two of my comedic idols. I suppose you're questioning my choices due to the inability to mate with a female if I'm deserted on an island. And I get that. Nikki is a great choice. Female and funny. But again, you're stuck with this woman on an island. I repeat, you're stuck with this woman, on an island.


How long? Forever?

I was thinking comedians also since the title says "entertain you". As in entertain you from boredom... So I was thinking comedians like George Carlin, Bill Burr, Aziz Ansari...

If it's forever, I'm not sure how entertaining it would be to be stranded with a hot chick. Sex is obviously great, but what would you talk about and do for entertainment after those 2 minutes pork sessions a few times a day? Could you imagine having only Kim Kardashian to talk to on an island forever... I think I'd eventually drown myself.

Also, they would get like pregnant n' stuff every year and you'd have a bunch of island babies with a chick that's almost always preggers. I guess you could just shove a branch up there or punch her in the stomach to abort em all.

Could I see what their stuff looks like before I choose?

[KennyPowers]

The people that chose male comedians, do you really think they'll still be funny after a few weeks with them on an island??

Not in telling their scripted jokes but assuming they are naturally funny, idk? I'm sure they'd want to entertain themselves as well, so I could see amusing conversations.

If you were choosing someone to socialize with, what would you be looking for?

[TheMan]

How long? Forever?

I was thinking comedians also since the title says "entertain you". As in entertain you from boredom... So I was thinking comedians like George Carlin, Bill Burr, Aziz Ansari...

If it's forever, I'm not sure how entertaining it would be to be stranded with a hot chick. Sex is obviously great, but what would you talk about and do for entertainment after those 2 minutes pork sessions a few times a day? Could you imagine having only Kim Kardashian to talk to on an island forever... I think I'd eventually drown myself.

Also, they would get like pregnant n' stuff every year and you'd have a bunch of island babies with a chick that's almost always preggers. I guess you could just shove a branch up there or punch her in the stomach to abort em all.

Could I see what their stuff looks like before I choose?

Pull out game that weak, bro? If it has to be a chick with a sense of humor, then I'll roll with the AT&T chick I guess.

[iamgine]

Is the celebrity only for entertainment? They can't help you in any way?

I mean, I'd want someone who may have knowledge on how to survive and build a ship so we have some hope on leaving the island.

If it's just for entertainment only I guess a child actress so when I'm old she'll still be attractive and strong.

[MrFonzworth]

Is the celebrity only for entertainment? They can't help you in any way?

I mean, I'd want someone who may have knowledge on how to survive and build a ship so we have some hope on leaving the island.

If it's just for entertainment only I guess a child actress so when I'm old she'll still be attractive and strong.

Could you have worded this any worse?

[Wardell Curry]

People aren't thinking this through. You would never choose a woman because 1.) She's not gonna fk u and 2.) She's a celebrity, so she's gonna be an entitled bitch. You think she WONT be nagging 24/7 because she's stuck on an island with a stranger? She's gonna be avoiding you because she thinks ur gonna rape her

Give me a little person like peter dinklage. Would be entertaining enough just playing pranks on him

Pay attention, InsideHoops comrades. This is someone that doesn't know the very first thing about human psychology/needs. They also have never held a girl's hand in their entire life.


Is the celebrity only for entertainment? They can't help you in any way?

I mean, I'd want someone who may have knowledge on how to survive and build a ship so we have some hope on leaving the island.

If it's just for entertainment only I guess a child actress so when I'm old she'll still be attractive and strong.

And this is a pedophile.

[ArbitraryWater]

Do we go for sexual companion or bro?

It would have to be a comedian who's character is interesting, like Dave Chapelle..

[Jasper]

This is actually a really good question. It would obviously have to be a woman, one who would preferably have a good personality and a sense of humor, so unfortunately, that probably leaves a lot of female celebs out :lol I guess the most logical choice would be Nikki Glaser, attractive, still relatively young and a comedian, probably the best bet you're gonna have

Yep , spread my legs and enjoy your self.. .
That has to be the hottest porn star taking day and night... I can start a fire easy...
And dinner is on me.
She can supply dessert.

[highwhey]

the actress from the spanish turnaround video

[KennyPowers]

If it's just for entertainment only I guess a child actress



I'm in tears.

[KennyPowers]

Pay attention, InsideHoops comrades. This is someone that doesn't know the very first thing about human psychology/needs. They also have never held a girl's hand in their entire life.



And this is a pedophile.


:roll:

[LoneyROY7]

Is the celebrity only for entertainment? They can't help you in any way?

I mean, I'd want someone who may have knowledge on how to survive and build a ship so we have some hope on leaving the island.

If it's just for entertainment only I guess a child actress so when I'm old she'll still be attractive and strong.

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[Nanners]

Nah, you could pick a dude if it's some Bear Grylls type. As you said someone who could help survive and flee the island, but not some comedian.

This is the correct choice. If theres a chance of rescue/escape, I would go with someone like Les Stroud who knows how to survive on a desert island

If I am stuck there until I die, I would probably go with Ana de Armas or something

[Patrick Chewing]

Yes, the celebrity is solely for entertainment.

I didn't say that the celebrity was the ONLY person with you on the island.

[HylianNightmare]

scarjo

[Shogon]

Yes, the celebrity is solely for entertainment.

I didn't say that the celebrity was the ONLY person with you on the island.

Revisionist history goalpost moving bullshit that would likely change a lot of thread answers. :roll:

[Patrick Chewing]

Revisionist history goalpost moving bullshit that would likely change a lot of thread answers. :roll:

:lol

[highwhey]

Yes, the celebrity is solely for entertainment.

I didn't say that the celebrity was the ONLY person with you on the island.
My choice remains the same. I must know what a turnaround is!

[Patrick Chewing]

My choice remains the same. I must know what a turnaround is!

Excellent choice. I will have the gringa instead. I will show her the turnaround alright.

[highwhey]

Excellent choice. I will have the gringa instead. I will show her the turnaround alright.

:oldlol:

[Street Hunger]

Dave Chappelle. He will never stop thinking of stuff to say.