Scottie Pippen

[LAmbruh]

video unrelated




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhllFC0D_mk

[SATAN]

:lol :applause:

[r0drig0lac]

:oldlol::oldlol:

[FireDavidKahn]

That pinkie she was holding up?

That was MJ for comparison.

[Axe]

True tree trunks

[red1]

:oldlol:

[8Ball]

Big *** Pip

[And1AllDay]

that boi wide

slim mike
thicc pip

[FireDavidKahn]

that boi wide

slim mike
thicc pip

Scottie

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-28-2014/M_Dhy0.gif

[scuzzy]

Scottie

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-28-2014/M_Dhy0.gif
:applause:

[AlternativeAcc.]

So Scottie Pippen's ***** is two feet long. I told you these were randoms. This is one of those stories I thought about awhile back and it just made me laugh and laugh. In 1995, when I was in the locker room with the Bulls (an old WTVN entry that's actually up), Scottie was late coming out of the showers and came out with just a towel around his waist. I was there with the rest of the reporters, including a woman, and I remember how unfair I thought it was that they had to put up with that. But anyway - he sat down to put his socks on and his head peaked out of the bottom of his towel at which point myself and the woman reporter immediately turned around trying to act like we didn't see what we just saw. It then dawned on me as I looked down at my own distance from my crotch to my knee that what I just witnessed belonged in a ****ing museum...and Mr. Pippen is a foot taller than me. So when he finally got dressed and we were interviewing him I kept staring at the length from his waist to his knee in utter shock. It had to be over 3 feet, and his monster peeked out about 2-3 inches from his knee SITTING DOWN. So you do the math. Now maybe there's just some "reporter's code" about never mentioning such a thing for fear of making the athlete angry, but for ****'s sake feel free to anger me if I ever throw that over my shoulder in public view. Criminy

Woo!!

[scuzzy]

Woo!!
:bowdown:

[3ball]

that boi wide

slim mike
thicc pip

Madonna's bitch.. the only guy that didn't hit it and quit it

[3ball]

:bowdown:

:rolleyes:

[3ball]

Scottie

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-28-2014/M_Dhy0.gif

Whipped by madonna.. stuck around. Didn't hit it and quit it

[3ball]

.
CAREER REGULAR SEASON

Wade.'.... 22.0.. 4.7.. 5.4.. 55.4 ts.. 23.5 PER.. 0.160 ws/48.. 5.0 BPM
Pippen... 16.1.. 6.4.. 5.2.. 53.6 ts.. 18.6 PER.. 0.146 ws/48.. 4.1 BPM

Kyrie...... 22.4.. 3.7.. 5.7.. 57.2 ts.. 22.2 PER.. 0.165 ws/48.. 4.5 BPM
Pippen... 16.1.. 6.4.. 5.2.. 53.6 ts.. 18.6 PER.. 0.146 ws/48.. 4.1 BPM

AD.......... 24.0.. 10.4.. 2.2.. 58.8 ts.. 27.4 PER.. 0.219 ws/48.. 6.3 BPM
Pippen... 16.1..'.. 6.4.. 5.2.. 53.6 ts.. 18.6 PER.. 0.146 ws/48.. 4.1 BPM


CAREER PLAYOFFS

Wade.'.... 22.3.. 5.2.. 4.9.. 54.9 ts.. 22.4 PER.. 0.155 ws/48.. 5.3 BPM
Pippen.'.. 17.5.. 7.6.. 5.0.. 53.6 ts.. 18.4 PER.. 0.140 ws/48.. 4.9 BPM

Kyrie...... 23.5.. 3.3.. 5.0.. 56.0 ts.. 21.4 PER.. 0.169 ws/48.. 4.2 BPM
Pippen... 17.5.. 7.6.. 5.0.. 53.6 ts.. 18.4 PER.. 0.140 ws/48.. 4.9 BPM

AD.......... 28.8.. 10.8.. 2.8.. 63.3 ts.. 28.4 PER.. 0.243 ws/48.. 7.4 BPM
Pippen... 17.5..'.. 7.6.. 5.0.. 53.6 ts.. 18.4 PER.. 0.140 ws/48.. 4.9 BPM


CAREER FINALS

AD.......... 25/10/3 on 57%
Kyrie........ 28/4/4 on 47%
Wade....... 24/5/4 on 48%
Pippen..... 19/8/6 on 42%

Jordan..... 34/6/6 on 48%
Lebron.... 28/10/8 on 48%


TLDR - based on PER, BPM, WS/48, peak VORP, ppg and efficiency, pippen ranks behind Wade, AD, Kyrie, and Love, and around 120th all-time

[FireDavidKahn]

New thread about Madonna deepthroating a bottle.

3ball comes in trying to defend MJ and posting stats of other guys

https://media1.giphy.com/media/5wWf7GMbT1ZUGTDdTqM/giphy.gif

[3ball]

New thread about Madonna deepthroating a bottle.

3ball comes in trying to defend MJ and posting stats of other guys

https://media1.giphy.com/media/5wWf7GMbT1ZUGTDdTqM/giphy.gif

Stats above edited to include Finals stats

[Axe]

.
CAREER REGULAR SEASON

Wade.'.... 22.0.. 4.7.. 5.4.. 55.4 ts.. 23.5 PER.. 0.160 ws/48.. 5.0 BPM
Pippen... 16.1.. 6.4.. 5.2.. 53.6 ts.. 18.6 PER.. 0.146 ws/48.. 4.1 BPM

Kyrie...... 22.4.. 3.7.. 5.7.. 57.2 ts.. 22.2 PER.. 0.165 ws/48.. 4.5 BPM
Pippen... 16.1.. 6.4.. 5.2.. 53.6 ts.. 18.6 PER.. 0.146 ws/48.. 4.1 BPM

AD.......... 24.0.. 10.4.. 2.2.. 58.8 ts.. 27.4 PER.. 0.219 ws/48.. 6.3 BPM
Pippen... 16.1..'.. 6.4.. 5.2.. 53.6 ts.. 18.6 PER.. 0.146 ws/48.. 4.1 BPM


CAREER PLAYOFFS

Wade.'.... 22.3.. 5.2.. 4.9.. 54.9 ts.. 22.4 PER.. 0.155 ws/48.. 5.3 BPM
Pippen.'.. 17.5.. 7.6.. 5.0.. 53.6 ts.. 18.4 PER.. 0.140 ws/48.. 4.9 BPM

Kyrie...... 23.5.. 3.3.. 5.0.. 56.0 ts.. 21.4 PER.. 0.169 ws/48.. 4.2 BPM
Pippen... 17.5.. 7.6.. 5.0.. 53.6 ts.. 18.4 PER.. 0.140 ws/48.. 4.9 BPM

AD.......... 28.8.. 10.8.. 2.8.. 63.3 ts.. 28.4 PER.. 0.243 ws/48.. 7.4 BPM
Pippen... 17.5..'.. 7.6.. 5.0.. 53.6 ts.. 18.4 PER.. 0.140 ws/48.. 4.9 BPM


CAREER FINALS

AD.......... 25/10/3 on 57%
Kyrie........ 28/4/4 on 47%
Wade....... 24/5/4 on 48%
Pippen..... 19/8/6 on 42%

Jordan..... 34/6/6 on 48%
Lebron.... 28/10/8 on 48%


TLDR - based on PER, BPM, WS/48, peak VORP, ppg and efficiency, pippen ranks behind Wade, AD, Kyrie, and Love, and around 120th all-time
Lmao i don't know why i have this sudden observation but this post is like an agent posting the prices of several products he's selling to customers.

So how much chip?

[FireDavidKahn]

Stats above edited to include Finals stats

Did you add this?


Most times leading the playoffs in 4th quarter scoring since 1997:

Lebron: 6 times
Kobe: 4 times
Tim Duncan: 2 times
MJ: 2 times

[3ball]

Did you add this?

Lol

Jordan scored 23 and 30 "clutch" points in the 97' and 98' Playoffs (last 5 within 5)

Otoh, Lebron's clutch stats are shit because he lacks pure scoring ability and avoids contested jumpers (94% are uncontested), aka his jumpshooting skill doesn't compare to great clutch players like MJ, Dirk, Kobe, Bird, Pierce, Arenas, Kyrie, etc

[Stanley Kobrick]

she swallowed

[Kings2024Champs]

Jordan kids = scrub hoopers
Pippen kid = future nba player
Jorbald has weak genes and subpar "tools"

[Baller789]

Jordan kids = scrub hoopers
Pippen kid = future nba player
Jorbald has weak genes and subpar "tools"

So does that mean Bill, Wilt and kareem have weak genes as well?

[welfarefan]

So does that mean Bill, Wilt and kareem have weak genes as well?

Wilts dead, show some respect

[Kings2024Champs]

Well otto porter is wilts kid so not him. Look at alpha lebron, his kid is gonna go first round soon. Amazing genes.

[Bronbron23]

video unrelated




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhllFC0D_mk

What's the big deal? Thought that shit was standard for yall white women. We've trained them well

[Baller789]

What's the big deal? Thought that shit was standard for yall white women. We've trained them well

The headjob wasn't even that good.
Guess these Lebron virgins don't know good head when they see one.

[Gray GOAT]

Pippen:
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/animals/thumbs/rights-exempt/reptiles/g/green-anaconda_thumb.ngsversion.1538531185106.adapt.1900 .1.jpg

Jordan:
https://www.kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/f12863428622da85f4aabef7bd839640.jpg

[8Ball]

I love Scottie Pippen.

This man triggers Jordan stans so much.

His existence is their bane. Jordan is forever shackled to this man.


They hate him so much that the fact that Madonna prefers Pippen because of his girth upsets them. :lol

[8Ball]

The headjob wasn't even that good.
Guess these Lebron virgins don't know good head when they see one.

Madonna is showing Jordan stans what its like to deepthroat a python like Big Dic Pip.

Jordan stans like yourself need to stay out of this conversation. Its easy for a girl to give head to a micro dic. :roll:

Don't be so upset about this thread.

[8Ball]

Now on the topic of the blowjob.

We can see Madonna will work the bottle and is focusing on deepthroating an ever increasing girthy shaft. Madonna would give excellent head. She is experienced with girth like Pippen compared to Jordan.

Virgins like Baller789 wouldn't know :lol

[8Ball]

Whipped by madonna.. stuck around. Didn't hit it and quit it


Scottie and Michael used to compete on everything. Jordan used always claim his hands were bigger, but they weren’t. Scottie was very blessed down below. And that killed Michael. Johnny said, “you should have seen the girls pippen had waiting for him everywhere we went. Madonna used to pick him up in a limo with a hot tub every time we went to L.A. Michael used to tell Madonna he could satisfy her better, to which Madonna would tell him “not a chance.”

Scottie Pippen ladies and gentlemen.

[Baller789]

Now on the topic of the blowjob.

We can see Madonna will work the bottle and is focusing on deepthroating an ever increasing girthy shaft. Madonna would give excellent head. She is experienced with girth like Pippen compared to Jordan.

Virgins like Baller789 wouldn't know :lol

You do know a lot about bl*wj0bs right Gayball? :lebronamazed::lebronamazed::lebronamazed::lebrona mazed:

[Mauzah]

Now on the topic of the blowjob.

We can see Madonna will work the bottle and is focusing on deepthroating an ever increasing girthy shaft. Madonna would give excellent head. She is experienced with girth like Pippen compared to Jordan.

Virgins like Baller789 wouldn't know :lol

You okay there, bud?

[And1AllDay]

New thread about Madonna deepthroating a bottle.

3ball comes in trying to defend MJ and posting stats of other guys

https://media1.giphy.com/media/5wWf7GMbT1ZUGTDdTqM/giphy.gif

gottem on leash :oldlol::roll: :oldlol: