The Joyful Basketball Miracles of Saint Stephen in the 2021 Season

[Stephonit]

The 2020-2021 season promises to be one of auspicious portent for this uplifting basketball player. Already he has wrought immaculate basketball wonders of delight. Let's take a moment to give thanks and praise to the basketball he has blessed us with this year.

After watching each miracle, let our response be: so inspirational!

The First Joyful Miracle

105 Consecutive Threes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrPF8OmN7g

Look at Curry man...[response]


The Second Joyful Miracle

62 points in 36 Minutes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSs4yUZhb-I

Look at Curry man...[response]

The Third Joyful Miracle

Comeback from 22-Point Deficit in the Third Quarter


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymM1ic4S_Ys

Look at Curry man...[response]

The Fourth Joyful Miracle

Shooting Worse than Kelly Oubre Jr. but Still Emerging with the Team's Highest Plus-Minus in a Victory

Look at Curry man...[response]

[Gus Hemmingway]

OP is a f*****

[SouBeachTalents]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHAG6CVYScY&t=1m18s

[Uncle Drew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHAG6CVYScY&t=1m18s

:roll:

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHAG6CVYScY&t=1m18s

Funny voiceover lol

Curry is underrated on this forum, but people like the OP take it to a creepy and obsessed level.

[RRR3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHAG6CVYScY&t=1m18s
:roll:

[Stephonit]

Funny voiceover lol

Curry is underrated on this forum, but people like the OP take it to a creepy and obsessed level.

You're funny! Have you read the other stuff on this forum?

I'm just chronicling Steph's notable exploits this season as he basically turns water into wine with this team.

[tpols]

Yo what that announcer said is probably true. There's not a single person alive that could hit 100+ 3's in a row like that with no break. Out of 7+ billion people and trillions of other life forms on this planet, Chef Curry is the 8th world wonder. Basketball perfection.

[highwhey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHAG6CVYScY&t=1m18s

:roll::roll:

[tpols]

‎”I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee


Pure fire.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4d/ca/d9/4dcad98ff2d9aba671b56957ab5d70a2.gif

[LAmbruh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHAG6CVYScY&t=1m18s

:roll:

[Stephonit]

The Fifth Joyful Miracle

Leading His Band of Merry Misfits to a Comeback Victory Over the Defending Champions from a 14-Point Deficit in the Fourth Quarter


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QriUh3kIETY

Look at Curry man...[response]

[Axe]

aLl hAiL sAiNt StEpHeN :bowdown:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEKei2pZBBbeFdJQ2ZzljsGiIGAZxM1 rvULg&usqp=CAU

[TheGoatest]

The 2-16 game was a miracle. You'd think that it would be impossible for a star player to be inconsistent enough to have a 2-16 game just a few games after he scored 62 points, but Miracle Steph defied the laws of physics with that game.

[Smoke117]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHAG6CVYScY&t=1m18s

:roll: :roll:

[Stephonit]

The 2-16 game was a miracle. You'd think that it would be impossible for a star player to be inconsistent enough to have a 2-16 game just a few games after he scored 62 points, but Miracle Steph defied the laws of physics with that game.

Already noted. Listed as the Fourth Joyful Miracle. Defying the laws of nature and winning? Miracle worker.

[Gohan]

This thread has potential, like the master templar Kobe thread years back

[Stephonit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq1dO0uYVM8

[Axe]

57 points against the mavs and 32 points against the spurs

Unfortunately both games ended up in losses :(

[Stanley Kobrick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHAG6CVYScY&t=1m18s
:milton

[Stephonit]

The Sixth Joyful Miracle

Without Centers, Without Draymond

The Saint was having an off game against last year's finalists. 1 for 9 from three early which barely improved to 2 for 15 later. His team was down by as much as 19 and 15 in the fourth. After the team narrowed it down a further, Bazemore through his heroic late game actions said "My efforts will not be wasted because we have the best player in the world." The Saint touched by his friend's faith in him threw up a dagger, assisted on another dagger, and nailed a final dagger for good measure thereby extinguishing the last glowing embers of the hapless Heat.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81MozdYJ8qY

Look at Curry man...[response]

[Axe]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/l41YrlA4PonlaURtC/giphy.gif

[Stephonit]

The value of those things keep going up like bitcoin every time the NBA debases their own awards.

[TheGoatest]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ClosedFeistyFairyfly-size_restricted.gif

[r0drig0lac]

OP is a f*****

/thread

[Axe]

We still have yet to see an iconic playoff moment from stephen curry

[Stephonit]

The Seventh Joyful Miracle

Confirming He Is the Greatest Warrior of Them All

After the team lost the Saint for eight games and going 1-7 without him the Warriors were in an uncertain position. They had fallen out of the playoffs group and were slipping even further away. Was it still worth pressing on or would it be better to turn back and tank? With these questions swirling, the Saint returned from his time in the desert. Hard to say what happened to him there but something seemed to be different.

Shortly after the Warriors found themselves facing the Nuggets a playoffs bound team that had just gone 8-1 in its last nine games. In another blow just before the contest, the weary Dubs had just lost for the year Wiseman the player they had selected with their number two pick prior to the season and whom the team had nurtured all year. Were the Warriors toast?

Not if the Saint had anything to do with it. From the start he pushed eclipsing a Warriors standard that had stood since ancient times—and then he kept pushing putting up 53 points in 36 minutes. In the face of such determination the Nuggets could not hold and broke—even led as they were by a player who it is said most people widely believed was the leading MVP candidate.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa_2B0vzMRQ

Look at Curry man...[response]

[Axe]

10th seed

[Stephonit]

10th seed

Oh! Really? I thought the thread Stanley created the other day said they were in the 11th spot. Curry returning already having an impact. If they keep moving up remember to update us. Thanks!

[KirbyPls]

We still have yet to see an iconic playoff moment from stephen curry

Thread should be called "The Joyful Basketball Miracles of Saint Stephen in the Regular Season."

[Axe]

Thread should be called "The Joyful Basketball Miracles of Saint Stephen in the Regular Season."
:lol

[Axe]

Oh! Really? I thought the thread Stanley created the other day said they were in the 11th spot. Curry returning already having an impact. If they keep moving up remember to update us. Thanks!
He said they were on the verge of dropping to the 11th seed, not the other way around. You really need to have both of your eyes checked, pal.

[Stephonit]

The Eighth Joyful Miracle

Becoming the Scoring Leader

The Saint had been performing miracles and whispers of his inhuman feats had started spreading throughout the land. 10 straight games with 30 or more points—and at an older age than nearly all other legends who had done as much. But there were still those who doubted and denied. It was thus when he was confronted by a mighty foe that stood atop the East and was led by a fearsome giant reputed to be yet another top MVP candidate.

Alas the battle seemed lost even before it began when The Saint appeared to suffer another injury to his ankle in the days leading up to it. Even his fervent supporters wondered that maybe it would be the better part of valor for him to sit out and recover to fight on a more auspicious day. But when the day came The Saint showed up and showed out. Through the first three quarters the clash was close. With just under 7 minutes in the 4th though The Saint entered for the final stretch and in an unconscious frenzy unleashed a torrent. Going 5 for 5 from beyond the arc he ended up scoring 20 points to close the quarter and the contest. Staggered by the onslaught, his opponents withdrew in defeat.

For the fourth time in just over a week he had 10 three pointers. He also took the lead for scoring champion raising his average points per game to 31.4.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rARsdW_NPU

Look at Curry man...[response]

[Axe]

https://a3.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fmedia%2Fmotion%2F2021%2F0317%2Fdm_210317_ steph_hurt_good%2Fdm_210317_steph_hurt_good.jpg&w=640&h=360&format=jpg

[Stephonit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5c5s9iGWes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBEqrpPf4iw

[Axe]

New hairdo as well. How many times did he changed his hairstyle for the past 3 months huh?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ESS-8yESAck/maxresdefault.jpg