What would you do if you won the lottery?

[KennyPowers]

After taking the lump sum and paying taxes, you are left with 150 million in cash.



What do you do?

[rawimpact]

Hire a good financial advisor
Setup trust funds
Further build investment portfolio
including real estate in good rental areas
Move closer to my parents and hire a live-in chef
Buy them whatever they need or want
Pay the down payment for my brother's home - a mortgage he can still afford and has to continue to work for
Purchase him a nicer/safer vehicle

Pretty much bolded above for the in-laws too

I always joked about buying the naming rights to our grad school break room since colleagues joked about me always being in there -- i'd offer them a million dollars for naming rights of the break room for 50 years. XXXXX's Break Lounge for kicks and giggles as well as to help my alumni.

[Nanners]

I would give ~100m to my friends and family, spend ~40m buying tens of thousands of acres of property and mountains of guns/ammo, and keep ~5m in the bank and ~5m invested in ponzi stocks

[Patrick Chewing]

I would give ~100m to my friends and family, spend ~40m buying tens of thousands of acres of property and mountains of guns/ammo, and keep ~5m in the bank and ~5m invested in ponzi stocks

Thanks, bro. Appreciate that very much. Love you.

[Norcaliblunt]

Eat a lot of health food and get a massage every day.

[Raymone]

Basically live off interest.

[BigKobeFan]

Buy the tacos made by TheTacoMan so he would stop thinking about Trump all day.

[hateraid]

I would pay all mine and my wife's debts. Then live normally with no indication of winning. Sink more money into my business. Spend a ton in advertising. The only excessive thing I would buy is maybe a cabin. Something that can still build equity.

[Raymone]

More specifically, I'd follow the steps starting on line 112 (https://pastebin.com/PgPDcGNt). Roughly

[fsvr54]

I'd set up my immediate family for life (parents, brother, grandparents) and then gift a few mil to my closest friends (three or so people).

Then live out the rest of my days traveling, buy a house, invest and life off my money studying and writing books.

[Nanners]

In addition to the stuff I mentioned earlier, i would also buy this website and restore PMs and reputation scores

[Axe]

If someone random in this board actually wins the lottery someday, please be kind enough to purchase a new home as a donation to the welfarefan. So he might feel relieved finally having his very own shelter that way. :ohwell:

[Draz]

$700M cash out

[diamenz]

pull an allen iverson.

[FultzNationRISE]

Probably set up a weekly appointment to have the hair around my asshole waxed so that it's not always getting in the way when I wipe.

Life is about the little things.

[Axe]

Probably set up a weekly appointment to have the hair around my asshole waxed so that it's not always getting in the way when I wipe.

Life is about the little things.
:cheers:

[Nanners]

Probably set up a weekly appointment to have the hair around my asshole waxed so that it's not always getting in the way when I wipe.

Life is about the little things.

just get a bidet you manimal

[FultzNationRISE]

just get a bidet you manimal

Who am I, Rockerfeller!?

[Im so nba'd out]

i dont know.I dont play the lottery so i never thought about it.

[Nanners]

Who am I, Rockerfeller!?

you can get a bidet starting at like $40... for $200ish you can get one of the japanese ones which play soothing flute music while it massages ur bung hole bladefd style

[BGriffin's Dad]

$1 billion jackpot tonight.

Bookmarking this thread.

[Jasper]

I had worked with 3or 4 very bright people in my day , so I would invite them to start a business with me.
We would look at a minimum of 6 companies in America that are struggling , AND buy them out.
We would then have the employees own the company , and when the company is bought out from us , we would own 5% of the company.
In other words 99% of the winnings I would be giving away ... and a very small share I would keep.. (I am retired already)

[Draz]

Just played, got 10 tickets. It makes no sense to NOT play. $20 won’t kill ya.

[Axe]

you can get a bidet starting at like $40... for $200ish you can get one of the japanese ones which play soothing flute music while it massages ur bung hole bladefd style
I've seen and used many of those during my several family staycations in japan lol. I think you can also connect your smartphone there via bluetooth to play your own music while shitting like a gangstah. :oldlol:

[TheMan]

Buy the tacos made by TheTacoMan so he would stop thinking about Trump all day.

:rockon:

Appreciate that bro, but to be honest, my tacos aren't all that great since I just cook them at home with basic recipes, nothing like those street tacos from someone who does know their shit...

BTW, hilarious to see that my anti Trump posts still got you all hot and bothered, considering that I haven't posted about Trump in a month at least :oldlol:

[clipps]

Do some shit posting on ish, call everyone fakkets and retards.

[Manny98]

Give some money to my mum. F*ck everybody else I have seen firsthand how lottery winners go broke as they feel as if they all of the sudden owe everybody money.

Then I would keep the rest in my account till I finish my education and probably get a regular job.

I wouldn't let anyone know that I have won the lottery I'll keep it to myself and live a normal life

[Chick Stern]

A) go the Nevada and start a LLC.
B) turn in ticket via the corporation, this shields your name, keeps people from suing you directly for a piece, and minimizes your taxes.
C) decide on a set amount to give immediately family members. Let them know it will be a one time thing. Probably the same for some close friends.
D) offer to pay for school of their choice for the kids of siblings, in-laws and probably close cousins. They would have to finish to get it taken care of.
E) buy real estate, invest the rest.

[clipps]

A) go the Nevada and start a LLC.
B) turn in ticket via the corporation, this shields your name, keeps people from suing you directly for a piece, and minimizes your taxes.
C) decide on a set amount to give immediately family members. Let them know it will be a one time thing. Probably the same for some close friends.
D) offer to pay for school of their choice for the kids of siblings, in-laws and probably close cousins. They would have to finish to get it taken care of.
E) buy real estate, invest the rest.

:facepalm Damn, you're retarded.

[rawimpact]

you can get a bidet starting at like $40... for $200ish you can get one of the japanese ones which play soothing flute music while it massages ur bung hole bladefd style

You have to get the temp control ones unless you want your butthole to pucker up during the winter.

[clipps]

Butthole Bumps all day, fakkets.

[Chick Stern]

:facepalm damn, i have a micro wiener

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