View Full Version : Ive begun early work on a vaccine for Lebron Jealousy and Resentment Disease
FultzNationRISE
02-19-2021, 07:19 PM
Vaccine should be ready around the time the playoffs are starting. Dont worry if youre poor and cant afford it, we’ll gladly stick that needle in your arm free of charge.
And just a fair warning, anyone not currently in agreement on Lebron’s GOATNESS will need to provide proof of vaccination in order to continue posting here by the second round of the playoffs.
So dont be difficult, dont be stubborn, dont try to be special and different. Do what youre told, do what EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING... and go get that vaccine, fellas :pimp:
Ive gotta get to work on the final phase of development, but Ill see yall in the playoffs.
Fultznation... OUT! :rockon:
3ball will be the very first patient to get a shot at this
FultzNationRISE
02-19-2021, 07:41 PM
I should also mention this treatment will provide a substantial increase in groin-area girth. This has historically been a near universal deficiency weve seen in patients with Lebron James Jealousy and Resentment Disease, or LeJeReDi. We’re extremely pleased and excited to have developed the necessary medical science to finally address this illness.
JohnMax
02-19-2021, 07:45 PM
Don't believe your lying eyes, the Ministry of Truth is here.
AirBonner
02-19-2021, 08:15 PM
This is the same vaccine to put pets to sleep.....forever ;)
Stanley Kobrick
02-19-2021, 08:21 PM
euthanasia. Le final solution :(
AirBonner
02-19-2021, 08:28 PM
euthanasia. Le final solution :(
:applause::applause::applause:
euthanasia. Le final solution :(
A certain albanian folk is in dire need of one asap :ohwell:
Airupthere
02-19-2021, 08:38 PM
Will need one for mass hallucination of bronsexuals
scuzzy
02-19-2021, 08:40 PM
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FultzNationRISE
02-19-2021, 08:47 PM
Side effects, shmide effects, guys. Any drug carries risks.
It WILL increase groin volume. The efficacy has been tested and proven in that regard. If it kills a few in the process? Sometimes that’s a part of progress.
Let’s face it, it’s better to be dead and hung like a horse than alive and hung like a gerbil.
FultzNationRISE
05-22-2021, 11:10 AM
The breakthrough I have been searching for...!!! It's here!!!
IT HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/50/61/9550611aa1fd2611b1d6f286a4e812bf.gif
https://www.cjsr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/itsalive.jpg
Shooter
05-22-2021, 11:20 AM
We should make a registry for the Dr. Fultz' 2-part vaccine
Dr. Shooter will also be administering a lesser effective, 1 part series (a la J&J, Jordan and Jordan). It won't grow your groin to limitless LBJ groin status, only lesser, ineffective MJ status.
We should make a registry for those in need of Dr. Fultz' 2-part vaccine
Dr. Shooter will also be administering a lesser effective, 1 part series (a la Johnson & Johneon). It won't grow your groin to LBJ groin status, only MJ status.
First in line to get it:
3ball
Spurs m8
ImKobe
Coach AKA SamuraiSwish/various alts
Tpols
Snaggletooth
Paktass
Who else?
ImKobe
05-22-2021, 11:26 AM
If Lebron doesn't believe in vaccines, why should I?
Shooter
05-22-2021, 11:27 AM
First in line to get it:
3ball
Spurs m8
ImKobe
Coach AKA SamuraiSwish/various alts
Tpols
Snaggletooth
Paktass
Who else?
Great list. I'll add more to the bottom
3ball
Spurs m8
ImKobe
Coach AKA SamuraiSwish/various alts
Tpols
Snaggletooth
Paktass
2muchknowledg/kawhileonard 2
Hamtaro CP3KDKG
WarriorFan
Pero Antic
Im Kobe
EgoKiller
Shooter
05-22-2021, 11:29 AM
If Lebron doesn't believe in vaccines, why should I?
Speak of the devil. Now just stay right there and roll your shirt sleeve up real quick.
Great list. I'll add more to the bottom
3ball
Spurs m8
ImKobe
Coach AKA SamuraiSwish/various alts
Tpols
Snaggletooth
Paktass
2muchknowledg/kawhileonard 2
Hamtaro CP3KDKG
WarriorFan
Pero Antic
Im Kobe
EgoKiller
ImKobe is so bad he’s on the list twice :lol
Speak of the devil. Now just stay right there and roll your shirt sleeve up real quick.
:roll:
He needs a double dose
Shooter
05-22-2021, 11:47 AM
:roll:
He needs a double dose
If he's getting the less effective, Jordan&Jordan he will probably need at least three :lol
FultzNationRISE
01-03-2022, 01:12 AM
Booster time, line up boyz :roll:
Full Court
01-03-2022, 01:13 AM
You'd be doing him more of a favor if you came up with a vaccine for losing.
TheCorporation
01-03-2022, 01:14 AM
We should make a registry for the Dr. Fultz' 2-part vaccine
Dr. Shooter will also be administering a lesser effective, 1 part series (a la J&J, Jordan and Jordan). It won't grow your groin to limitless LBJ groin status, only lesser, ineffective MJ status.
:roll:
dankok8
01-03-2022, 01:21 AM
:lol
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