Those who wiiiii-iiiish, to follow Lebron...

[FultzNationRISE]

I welcome with my haaaa-aaaands.

And his BIIIIIIIG SCHLONG, slinks at last...
Between his sturdy knees

And peace to this hung warrior...

Without the sound of guns

[TheGoatest]

Nobody will be able to duplicate, let alone eclipse the things he's done:

13 All-NBA 1st teams, well on his way to 14 - nobody has more than 11.
7500 playoff points? They'll have to get to 6000 first, which nobody else has.
10K career rebounds and 10K career assists? Forget about it.