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clipps
02-23-2021, 03:40 PM
No lying, ladies.

diamenz
02-23-2021, 04:25 PM
giggity.

Lil-Shrimp
02-23-2021, 04:46 PM
8 inches

Manny98
02-23-2021, 05:34 PM
6.3 if you really want to know

https://media.giphy.com/media/10UUe8ZsLnaqwo/giphy.gif

highwhey
02-23-2021, 05:43 PM
6.3 if you really want to know

https://media.giphy.com/media/10UUe8ZsLnaqwo/giphy.gif

6.3 cm, i admire your honesty. maybe you can share what measuring caliper you use with cashew.

https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/e/ee/Use-a-Vernier-Caliper-Step-2-Version-5.jpg/v4-460px-Use-a-Vernier-Caliper-Step-2-Version-5.jpg.webp

Manny98
02-23-2021, 06:30 PM
6.3 cm, i admire your honesty. maybe you can share what measuring caliper you use with cashew.

https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/e/ee/Use-a-Vernier-Caliper-Step-2-Version-5.jpg/v4-460px-Use-a-Vernier-Caliper-Step-2-Version-5.jpg.webp

Can you even see your ***** under all of that fat :roll:

clipps
02-23-2021, 06:54 PM
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.ahlNIGfrIvy2R6VTQ7OtCwHaF_?w=215&h=180&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7

clipps
02-23-2021, 07:08 PM
I didn't ask how long your schlongs are. I asked how big they are, idiots.

TeflonDonTrump
02-23-2021, 07:30 PM
6.3 cm, i admire your honesty. maybe you can share what measuring caliper you use with cashew.

https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/e/ee/Use-a-Vernier-Caliper-Step-2-Version-5.jpg/v4-460px-Use-a-Vernier-Caliper-Step-2-Version-5.jpg.webp

Doesn't matter if yours is 10 inches or 10 feet. You ain't gonna use it.

highwhey
02-23-2021, 07:38 PM
make a whole new account just to insult someone brehs...


very alpha
























:roll:

Axe
02-23-2021, 08:41 PM
make a whole new account just to insult someone brehs...


very alpha
























:roll:
I believe it is another new dup made by the welfarefan. What's new.

Wally450
02-24-2021, 12:08 AM
OP is a pha ggot

FultzNationRISE
02-24-2021, 01:27 AM
I didn't ask how long your schlongs are. I asked how big they are, idiots.

In taxonomical disciplines, weight is the most common way of comparing the size of organisms.




https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/tip-scales-justice-concept-as-finger-person-illegaly-influencing-legal-system-unfair-advantage-d-110857337.jpg


Ya know what I mean, gene? ;)

Metroid
02-24-2021, 01:32 AM
I last measured my ***** around 3 weeks ago. (It didn't grow, it was the same size.) 7.25 inches. I don't remember the circumference but my ex told me that it was very thick. That it was the best part. Probably weighs around 3 pounds.

And1AllDay
02-24-2021, 02:41 AM
make a whole new account just to insult someone brehs...


very alpha
























:roll:

:oldlol: Must be a fan

Nilocon165
02-24-2021, 04:32 AM
Doesn't matter if yours is 10 inches or 10 feet. You ain't gonna use it.
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coin24
02-24-2021, 04:54 AM
6.3 cm, i admire your honesty. maybe you can share what measuring caliper you use with cashew.

https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/e/ee/Use-a-Vernier-Caliper-Step-2-Version-5.jpg/v4-460px-Use-a-Vernier-Caliper-Step-2-Version-5.jpg.webp


Maybe you can measure your muffin top under your sports bra with those calipers fatty

warriorfan
02-24-2021, 05:04 AM
Maybe you can measure your muffin top under your sports bra with those calipers fatty

:roll: :roll: :roll:

That was pretty good.

clipps
02-24-2021, 01:37 PM
OP is a pha ggot

I hope you die jerking off and your parents find you.

SouBeachTalents
02-24-2021, 01:54 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/M9Isn1h9cy3hBD3DUN/giphy.gif

Draz
02-28-2021, 09:12 PM
I won't lie, I think I was bigger at 18-19 than I am now at 28. Not sure why but I definitely gained more girth as I aged.

Chick Stern
02-28-2021, 11:47 PM
I won't lie, I think I was bigger at 18-19 than I am now at 28. Not sure why but I definitely gained more girth as I aged.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/07/07aa018f3715d87f93e09856f4d52c1882ac792eb0bb9bff92 e83e42a15a1a34.jpg

999Guy
03-01-2021, 01:28 AM
I won't lie, I think I was bigger at 18-19 than I am now at 28. Not sure why but I definitely gained more girth as I aged.

So wait, it got thicker and shorter?

Draz
03-01-2021, 11:43 AM
So wait, it got thicker and shorter?
Perhaps not shorter but it just felt longer.. I guess different days I have more blood circulation? Not sure. I probably used all of its energy out in my younger days but definitely gets thicker by the tip +/-2 inches around it