Heat vs. Jazz Round 2

[RRR3]

This will be a real test for the Heat.

[DoctorP]

Heat are going to get.... slaughtered. Save the Heat...BE VEGAN

[Xiao Yao You]

Looks like the Heat are playing better than last time. Herro out. Bam game time decision. Will Bam pull an Embiid and run scared? Couldn't blame him after Gobert owning him last time out despite Bam being the better player!

[RRR3]

The trolls are out!

[Xiao Yao You]

The trolls are out!

even started the game thread. They're ready!

[JohnMax]

Gobert is literally a role layer on offense. He waits for Jazz shooters to get hot and than gets easy 1 on 1 matches or wide open dunks and layups. He's basically a scavenger feasting on the kill of predators (Jazz scorers and shooters).

[Xiao Yao You]

Gobert is literally a role layer on offense. He waits for Jazz shooters to get hot and than gets easy 1 on 1 matches or wide open dunks and layups. He's basically a scavenger feasting on kill of other animals (Jazz scorers and shooters).

Jazz players get hot because the other team is leaving them open to take away Gobert at the rim. Pick your poison

https://twitter.com/DLocke09/status/1363965021198249985

David Locke

@DLocke09
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has a stat - Roll Impact - Pts scored on rolls from pick and roll per 75 possessions compared to the league average pyerRudy Gobert #1 in NBA at .92Richan Holmes next at .74Next Anthony Davis .48Rudy Gobert 2x more impactful on roll than all other players

[Xiao Yao You]

Bam not the ***** Embiid is apparently

[Proctor]

The trolls are out!
Uncle Xiao is out in full homer force :lol

[Manny98]

My Nigerian brother Adebayo gonna go off on that French Roy Hibbert
Xiao bout to go ghost after tonight

[Xiao Yao You]

Uncle Xiao is out in full homer force :lol

not a homer

[Xiao Yao You]

My Nigerian brother Adebayo gonna go off on that French Roy Hibbert

like last game or he only does that at sea level?

[Xiao Yao You]

better pick up the D

[Manny98]

Bam cooking early, can't be stopped

[RRR3]

Good start. Toody helpless against Bam so far.

[Xiao Yao You]

:facepalm

[RRR3]

Rotten closeout by Kelly.

[Xiao Yao You]

Bojan making them look silly

[RRR3]

Bojan making them look silly
But according to you hes terrible. Hmmmm

[Xiao Yao You]

But according to you hes terrible. Hmmmm

He has been and does little besides shoot when he's not

[Xiao Yao You]

Hopefully Royce is ok. Can't afford to lose him

[RRR3]

Jazz look so much better with Favors in the game. Imagine having this stud as your BACKUP.

[Xiao Yao You]

Jazz look so much better with Favors in the game. Imagine having this stud as your BACKUP.

imagine paying him 10 million and not having a PF

[Proctor]

Gobert trying to score on Olynyk :lol

[Xiao Yao You]

Clarkson with a 3 in 59 straight. Jazz record

[RRR3]

Gobert trying to score outside of lobs :lol
Fixed

[Xiao Yao You]

finished the quarter strong even without Favors

[RRR3]

_ragic :facepalm

Get your hand up you bum

[Proctor]

_ragic :facepalm

Get your hand up you bum

Vincent's halfcourt heave was closer than most of his normal shots

[RRR3]

Vincent's halfcourt heave was closer than most of his normal shots
Legit can't believe Spo keeps playing him and Iguodala together. you can't play 3 on 5. As I say that a wide open clonk from Iggy.

[Xiao Yao You]

Legit can't believe Spo keeps playing him and Iguodala together. you can't play 3 on 5. As I say that a wide open clonk from Iggy.

Jazz did it for 2 years with Rubio and Favors

[RRR3]

Jazz did it for 2 years with Rubio and Favors
Both of those guys are far better scorers than ancient Iggy and Vincent who might be the worst player in the league. Favors isn't even a bad scorer.

[RRR3]

Really sick of Duncan Robinson.

[RRR3]

Get out of the zone Spo you ****ing tard.

[RRR3]

Robinson has turned into Danny Green. Refs have it out for Miami.

[Xiao Yao You]

Both of those guys are far better scorers than ancient Iggy and Vincent who might be the worst player in the league. Favors isn't even a bad scorer.

they weren't scoring much spotting up in the corner though

[DoctorP]

Rrr3 crying like a 2 year old on every post lol priceless

[Xiao Yao You]

Rrr3 crying like a 2 year old on ever post lol priceless

he loses sleep over Gobert dominating the league

[RRR3]

Dragic providing a boost

[Xiao Yao You]

Rudy with the turn around from the free throw line.

[RRR3]

Rudy with the turn around from the free throw line.
LMK when he makes one that counts.

[RRR3]

Olynshit :facepalm

[Xiao Yao You]

LMK when he makes one that counts.

He probably won't. Long 2 is a bad shot. Rudy is all about winning

[Xiao Yao You]

Bam better stick to the mid range

[RRR3]

No wonder Toody wins DPOY when refs let him maul players like that.

[Xiao Yao You]

No wonder Toody wins DPOY when refs let him maul players like that.

foul :facepalm

[Xiao Yao You]

The defense has to be better

[RRR3]

Great first half. Can't get complacent though.

[Xiao Yao You]

Great first half. Can't get complacent though.

not with Jazz blowing games open in the 3rd regularly

[DoctorP]

just got back from life.

time to unwind.

holy shh...HEAT are winning? BWAHAHA

WTF

[DoctorP]

with all that crying by R3 I thought they were losing for sure.

[DoctorP]

wtf did i miss? any good plays? lol

[DoctorP]

Bams got that jumphook ****ing mastered

[DoctorP]

alrite alrite alrite

it.is.time

Heat giving me some hope just to get crushed, surely

[Xiao Yao You]

wtf did i miss? any good plays? lol

Gobert hitting shots and scaring Bam

[DoctorP]

Gobert hitting shots and scaring Bam

Hes gonna give him covid. the idiot.

id be scared too.

[RRR3]

Hes gonna give him covid. the idiot.

id be scared too.
:roll:

[RRR3]

"Bam is scared of Rudy"








:yaohappy:

[DoctorP]

Jazz look low energy tonight. Maybe Heat can steal this. Jazz nutted against the Lakers

[DoctorP]

Heat just leave cats open on the 3 line like wtf

[DoctorP]

Jazz heating up quick. Mitchell

[DoctorP]

Butler answers. And 1

[Xiao Yao You]

Jazz look low energy tonight. Maybe Heat can steal this. Jazz nutted against the Lakers

3rd quarter is when the Jazz blow games open

[Xiao Yao You]

Heat attacking the great Bojan. Hard to hide him and Mitchell

[RRR3]

Duncan ****ing sucks

[DoctorP]

3rd quarter is when the Jazz blow games open


https://media1.giphy.com/media/9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G/giphy-downsized-medium.gif

[RRR3]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G/giphy-downsized-medium.gif
Duncan and Kelly will find a way to make it happen, don't worry.

[Xiao Yao You]

Duncan and Kelly will find a way to make it happen, don't worry.

it won't be because the Jazz do it almost every game

[DoctorP]

Jazz 9-0 run lol..

[RRR3]

Toody trying to post :roll:

[Xiao Yao You]

Jazz 9-0 run lol..

well!

[RRR3]

I was told Mitchell was terrible.

[DoctorP]

Okpala running around, fouling... too excited lol

[RRR3]

Okpala running around, fouling... too excited lol
Spo has a fetish for playing players who can't score.

[DoctorP]

Kelly hitting threes now. Heat winning against the best team in the league. im shocked

[Xiao Yao You]

I was told Mitchell was terrible.

you should watch a game and decide for yourself

[DoctorP]

Spo has a fetish for playing players who can't score.

Okpala used to be able to score until Spo got his hands on him.

[RRR3]

you should watch a game and decide for yourself
You're the one who told me he was terrible...

[RRR3]

Okpala used to be able to score until Spo got his hands on him.
:lol

[Xiao Yao You]

You're the one who told me he was terrible...

terrible defender

[DoctorP]

:lol

did that read weird?

[DoctorP]

Ooohh... Gobert dismisses Adebayo.

[Xiao Yao You]

stick to the mid range Bam. They never learn :cheers:

[DoctorP]

Gobert rainbows the swisher over Gobert. Bams a shooter now

[DoctorP]

Refs miss the travel but call the over and back on Iguodala lol

[RRR3]

Piguodala :facepalm

What a moron

[Xiao Yao You]

whoever plays D wins

[RRR3]

whoever plays D wins
Both these teams are top 10 defenses. Jazz 2nd, Heat 9th.

[DoctorP]

sweet pullup by Dragic

if the Heat can stop the Jazz 3 point assault they may have a chance

and they have to score at a good pace

[Xiao Yao You]

Both these teams are top 10 defenses. Jazz 2nd, Heat 9th.

wouldn't know it tonite

[RRR3]

Too much dribbling by Bam. Trying to be a hot dog.

[DoctorP]

Clarkson continuing his reign of terror

[Xiao Yao You]

sweet pullup by Dragic

if the Heat can stop the Jazz 3 point assault they may have a chance

and they have to score at a good pace

stop the 3 or give up the dunk

[Xiao Yao You]

Too much dribbling by Bam. Trying to be a hot dog.

Rudy in his head

[Im Still Ballin]

How many games do you think Miami lost as a result of their injuries and COVID issues?

3-4?

They might have been 19-13 if all their guys played

[RRR3]

Heat can't guard Mitchell. Time to put Butler in.

[RRR3]

How many games do you think Miami lost as a result of their injuries and COVID issues?

3-4?

They might have been 19-13 if all their guys played
They're 12-8 with Butler and lost a few with him they shouldn't have. If Butler plays quite legit. If not ehhh.

[RRR3]

Put Bam in Spo. Christ.

[Xiao Yao You]

Put Bam in Spo. Christ.

needs his rest if he's going to go against Gobert

[DoctorP]

Jazz ball movement not as kinetic as it was against the Lakers tonite. cant play perfect all the time, i guess

[RRR3]

needs his rest if he's going to go against Gobert
He's outplayed him so far.

[DoctorP]

Jimmy playing really well, heat smell blood

Bogs 3s

[RRR3]

How do you lose that tip :facepalm

[Xiao Yao You]

He's outplayed him so far.

eye of the beholder

[Proctor]

eye of the beholder

You might need new glasses

[DoctorP]

Heat screwing the pooch. Jazz within 3

[RRR3]

Olynshit is dreadful

[DoctorP]

Olynyk has no shot boxing out Gobert

[DoctorP]

7-0 run by jazz

heat up 1

[Xiao Yao You]

Olynyk has no shot boxing out Gobert

Rudy is a stiff

[RRR3]

Jimmy is taking bad shots. Cut it out you chucker.

[DoctorP]

Butlers an elite slasher. Putting his stamp on the clutch. THE CLOSER

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

Another day, another wing lighting the shit outta Royce

Season high for Jimmy

[RRR3]

Butlers an elite slasher. Putting his stamp on the clutch. THE CLOSER
4th best Heat player of all time. After Wade, Bran and Zo.

[Xiao Yao You]

You play Bojan to close and you deserve to lose

[Proctor]

The team with the better two way center will win

[RRR3]

The team with the best two way center will win
Bam actually looks like he's played basketball on the offensive end. Makes a difference.

[Xiao Yao You]

The team with the better two way center will win

almost always. Not even him can win them all

[RRR3]

Butler always clonks clutch FTs im so sick of it.

[DoctorP]

Heat are not a bad team anymore. With a full deck they are pretty good.

Once they get Herro back and replace Meyers Leonard they may be back to their earlier excellence.

[Xiao Yao You]

Bam actually looks like he's played basketball on the offensive end. Makes a difference.

121-116. Offense wasn't the problem

[RRR3]

Jazz could have used Rudy's supposedly elite offense. Bam showed him how it's done though. An efficient 19/11/7 :applause:

[RRR3]

121-116. Offense wasn't the problem
Bam showed Rudy how to play with skill tonight. Poor guy was helpless trying to guard the midrange.

[DoctorP]

Clarkson 4/17 yikes

[Xiao Yao You]

Jazz could have used Rudy's supposedly elite offense. Bam showed him how it's done though. An efficient 19/11/7 :applause:

as long as he stayed away from Rudy

[Xiao Yao You]

116 is elite offense. The defense failed them tonite. Miami did a great job putting Bojan on an island and COTM did nothing about it

[RRR3]

as long as he stayed away from Rudy
Scored on him multiple times. Maybe Toody should have learned how to shoot like Bam has and he could actually help his team in the clutch instead of being a liability.

[Xiao Yao You]

Scored on him multiple times. Maybe Toody should have learned how to shoot like Bam has and he could actually help his team in the clutch instead of being a liability.

Rudy wasn't the problem. Bojan, Mitchell, Clarkson, Snyder...

[DoctorP]

Rudy wasn't the problem. Bojan, Mitchell, Clarkson, Snyder...

lol @ Snyder.

You guys were low energy tonight. It's not easy to play at peak level all of the time. Post-nut regression to the mean

[RRR3]

Rudy wasn't the problem. Bojan, Mitchell, Clarkson, Snyder...
His lack of offense was a problem late. Couldn’t even post up Olynyk. Heat also scored quite a bit in the paint which is on him, and he was getting reamed in the midrange.

[Xiao Yao You]

lol @ Snyder.

You guys were low energy tonight. It's not easy to play at peak level all of the time. Post-nut regression to the mean

They attacked Bojan all night like any smart team should. Still played him 30 minutes including the closing minutes despite Ingles having a good night

[Xiao Yao You]

His lack of offense was a problem late. Couldn’t even post up Olynyk. Heat also scored quite a bit in the paint which is on him, and he was getting reamed in the midrange.

let you have the mid range. prevent layups and 3's. Only so much you can do when you're trying to hide Mitchell and Bojan

[Xiao Yao You]

Favors 1 rebound for 10 million!

[Proctor]

Jazz lose and the homer trolls go quiet. Where are they?

[RRR3]

Favors 1 rebound for 10 million!
Toody outplayed by his matchup and crickets. I mean I know Bam is better than him in general but he’s not blameless.

[RRR3]

Jazz lose and the homer trolls go quiet. Where are they?
Toody really showed Bam how it’s done tonight.








:yaohappy:




He beats up on weak centers but is helpless against skilled bigs like Jokic Bam and AD.

[Proctor]

Toody really showed Bam how it’s done tonight.








:yaohappy:




He beats up on weak centers but is helpless against skilled bigs like Jokic Bam and AD.

Correct. He feasts on undersized centers and second units

Where are the trolls?

[RRR3]

Correct. He feasts on undersized centers and second units

Where are the trolls?
https://youtu.be/fqeFwi1iVyk


BaM iS sCaReD of ruDy



No legitimate big man is scared of Toody anymore than they’re scared of Clint Capela :lol

[Proctor]

https://youtu.be/fqeFwi1iVyk


BaM iS sCaReD of ruDy



No legitimate big man is scared of Toody anymore than they’re scared of Clint Capela :lol

:lol

Trolls went quiet!

[DoctorP]

:lol

Trolls went quiet!

Gobert was good tonight. His team was okay

[Xiao Yao You]

Gobert was good tonight. His team was okay

Doctor P was actually watching the game apparently

[Manny98]

Jazz could have used Rudy's supposedly elite offense. Bam showed him how it's done though. An efficient 19/11/7 :applause:
:applause:

[ArbitraryWater]

The Heat are ****ing back.


Where are all the idiot mouth breathers that tried to downgrade them at the start of the season?

Eat crow you pelicans.

[Doranku]

The Heat are ****ing back.


Where are all the idiot mouth breathers that tried to downgrade them at the start of the season?

Eat crow you pelicans.

They just need Jimmy Buckets healthy. 13-8 with him compared to 3-9 without him this season.

[Ghost1]

They just need Jimmy Buckets healthy. 13-8 with him compared to 3-9 without him this season.

the return of the dragon


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bgdFiR4YTI

[RRR3]

Doctor P was actually watching the game apparently
Sure he was good. Bam was better though and that was his matchup.

[Xiao Yao You]

Sure he was good. Bam was better though and that was his matchup.

Actually his matchup was the Heat. Not as simple as one guy. He has to help all of his teammates. Rather they help him or not is usually the question

[Callystarr]

Gobert trying to score on Olynyk :lol

I truly hate when that man trys to do anything outside of his ability. I rather see a jump shot from him than that mess

[Callystarr]

I was told Mitchell was terrible.

He is overrated, he has the lowest effective field-goal percentage Out of the 10 man rotation. He shoots a pathetic 40% or lower from the field in the first, second and fourth quarters

[Callystarr]

lol @ Snyder.

You guys were low energy tonight. It's not easy to play at peak level all of the time. Post-nut regression to the mean


He doesn’t care for either of the players listed, or Snyder. The fact that he did not even mention his pet George is just utterly ridiculous Considering you barely knew he was on the court, that’s how horrible he was

It would be nice if he would actually criticize all players on his team equally instead of the same ones over and over again

[Xiao Yao You]

He doesn’t care for either of the players listed, or Snyder. The fact that he did not even mention his pet George is just utterly ridiculous Considering you barely knew he was on the court, that’s how horrible he was

It would be nice if he would actually criticize all players on his team equally instead of the same ones over and over again

Bojan and Mitchell are the ones that are generally worthy of criticism. Not noticing the 9th man is a good thing. Means he's not sucking. I certainly notice the two mentioned earlier a lot