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JohnMax
03-12-2021, 02:14 PM
He was depicted that way in Vogue magazine for a reason

Stanley Kobrick
03-12-2021, 03:38 PM
you've had better days johnmax

Kblaze8855
03-12-2021, 04:24 PM
I was hoping this would be something about how Lebron loses fair and square to advanced modern monsters:


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RadiantSociableHadrosaurus-size_restricted.gif






So he has to not only team up with his former enemies AND apply the latest modern technologies:



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SociableGiganticFalcon-size_restricted.gif





He also gets what we will just call....biological performance enhancements:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OnlyCheerfulAmericanrobin-size_restricted.gif






Giving him far more longevity and power than a monster his age should have naturally....allowing him(and his super team of foes turned allies) to defeat the superior monster:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SereneOddballGoshawk-size_restricted.gif




After which all his sheep bow down to proclaim him king of the monsters when we all know he couldn’t win with his own powers...




https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FrigidSourCrustacean-size_restricted.gif





But when I see a troll with a good concept I can’t help but wonder how I’d flesh it out if I were such a person. I always set the bar too high and then read it to find something disappointing.....

Axe
03-12-2021, 07:47 PM
That's why they call him the king for a reason

999Guy
03-12-2021, 10:24 PM
you've had better days johnmax

What you’re not a fan of his 1930s racism? :oldlol: