Kuzma: “I eye-f*cked LeBron into passing me the ball”

[bison]

”We were looking at each other the entire possession. I was pretty much eye-f*cking him to pass me the ball," Kuzma said postgame, per Ryan Ward of Lakers Nation. "He found me and I made the shot."

While the Lakers may be struggling with injuries and lack of rim protection, no one can say the team’s chemistry has taken a hit. It’s amazing how simple body language can lead to great court execution. But I have to wonder, what’s going on in the Laker locker room (particularly in the showers). First Kuzma pushes LeBron to play defense, and then ‘eye-f*cks’ him into making the correct pass. Are these two in a sub/dom BDSM relationship, with kuz being the ‘dom’? Does the Lakers chemistry go too far sometimes? Sound off in the replies below. Would love to hear your thoughts...

[RRR3]

Kuzma is lucky anyone passes to him at all given how bad he is.

[bison]

Kuzma has rebranded himself as an ‘x factor’ type player, adjusting his game depending on what the coach needs at any given time. Kind of like Ginobli, but cuter.

[RRR3]

Ginobili was good at basketball. Kuzma is arguably the worst defender I’ve ever seen and bad on offense to boot.

[bison]

Ginobili was good at basketball. Kuzma is arguably the worst defender I’ve ever seen and bad on offense to boot.

You are such an angry person. And to be honest, it’s extremely unattractive.

[scuzzy]

Kyle poor mans Odom boiling up, feed me daddy feed me

[Axe]

Kuzma must be very lucky to have been retained from the championship roster last year, despite being the worst scrub from the team.

[DoctorP]

Pretty gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Genaro]

Kuzma is a lucky SOB. Lakers could've traded him and still win a chip. He was awful in the playoffs.
Somehow he's still very confident and thinks he's a baller.

[Gohan]

Yawn, these posters that couldn’t hold kuzmas jock strap in real life are coming out the woodworks to hate. I don’t agree with the eye fcking comment though, that ish is sus

[light]

Kuzma is a lucky SOB. Lakers could've traded him and still win a chip. He was awful in the playoffs.
Somehow he's still very confident and thinks he's a baller.

Newsflash: Kuz is a baller.

Over the last 15 games Kuz has not only turned himself into the Lakers leading offensive rebounder, but he's been one of the top offensive rebounders in the league.

https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Screen-Shot-2021-03-15-at-12.36.39-AM.png

Look at Kuz sitting in the middle of a list of centers like a boss.

[Axe]

Newsflash: Kuz is a baller.

Over the last 15 games Kuz has not only turned himself into the Lakers leading offensive rebounder, but he's been one of the top offensive rebounders in the league.

https://s4.gifyu.com/images/Screen-Shot-2021-03-15-at-12.36.39-AM.png

Look at Kuz sitting in the middle of a list of centers like a boss.
In the playoffs he can only dream playing like that :lol

[RRR3]

You are such an angry person. And to be honest, it’s extremely unattractive.
I’m not trying to get you to **** me, so I really don’t care lol

Everything I said was true. He’s a terrible player. It’s not just me, most Lakers fans were calling for his head last playoffs it seemed.

[bluechox2]

lebron stans mad as fuc k , jelly of kuzkuz

[clipps]

lebron stans mad as fuc k , jelly of kuzkuz

Not sure why they're all so insecure. No one says LeBitch sucks. He's an amazing basketball player. He's just not as good as MJ, Kobe, Kareem, Wilt, Magic, and Bird. They all won more with far less around them.

[theballerFKA Ace]

lebron stans mad as fuc k , jelly of kuzkuz

Anyone who takes the spotlight away from Lebron, be it Kobe, Jordan, AD or even poor little Kuzma looking for a little attention, gets the Bran Klan beating the war drums.

[Gohan]

Anyone who takes the spotlight away from Lebron, be it Kobe, Jordan, AD or even poor little Kuzma looking for a little attention, gets the Bran Klan beating the war drums.

:roll: poor little Kuzma

[SATAN]

While the Lakers may be struggling with injuries and lack of rim protection, no one can say the team’s chemistry has taken a hit. It’s amazing how simple body language can lead to great court execution. But I have to wonder, what’s going on in the Laker locker room (particularly in the showers). First Kuzma pushes LeBron to play defense, and then ‘eye-f*cks’ him into making the correct pass. Are these two in a sub/dom BDSM relationship, with kuz being the ‘dom’? Does the Lakers chemistry go too far sometimes? Sound off in the replies below. Would love to hear your thoughts...

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?485808-I%E2%80%99m-in-love-with-Rachel-Nichols

https://compote.slate.com/images/93366708-6f79-4215-95cc-61cc67d2d57d.jpg

[Airupthere]

Lol, kuza has zero respect for bron. Flat out zero. I am guessing this is how kyrie thought of lebron back in cleveland.

[Boris Pen]

And later that night, he d!ck sucked Lebron.

[Boris Pen]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?485808-I%E2%80%99m-in-love-with-Rachel-Nichols

https://compote.slate.com/images/93366708-6f79-4215-95cc-61cc67d2d57d.jpg

Ew

[clipps]

Airball


airball



airball

[RogueBorg]

Kuzma is lucky anyone passes to him at all given how bad he is.

Why does LeBron pass to him IF he's that bad?

Oh right, it's the right basketball play....got it.

[bison]

I’m not trying to get you to **** me, so I really don’t care lol

Everything I said was true. He’s a terrible player. It’s not just me, most Lakers fans were calling for his head last playoffs it seemed.

Most Laker fans are dumb. Look at AirTupac for instance. I am one of the few high IQ Laker fans online atm. Kuzma has always been a stud, a Lothario of sorts. And no, I would not **** you even if I were gay. Just because I am straight doesn’t mean I do not have an impeccable and refined taste in the male form. I am just trying to help you. Do not mistake my generosity for weakness.