LeBrons Space Jam 2 will be a flop... kids don't watch/care about WW2 era loony tunes

[hiphopanonymous]

Those characters and their original humor gimmicks are 80+ years old now. They were cable reruns in the early and mid 1990's so when Space Jam came out in 1996 those cartoons still kinda had a place but even then looney tunes looked awkward being taken out of 1945 context and thrust forward into 1996.

Kids watch everything on demand now entertainment is not pushed by some old senior network producer so other than YouTube I don't even know where you can watch classic loony tunes... My understanding is kids waaaay prefer shit like paw patrol and spongebob many kids don't even know who daffy duck is.

Add this movie to LeBron's career flop reel.

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[Airupthere]

Too much cgi, ie lebrons hair

[zeerghit]

grown man crying about movie for kids, f*cking useless..

[BlackMamba8]

Too much cgi, ie lebrons hair

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[Mask the Embiid]

in b4 space jam comes out the same weekend movie theaters open up and it becomes the highest-grossing movie of all time :oldlol:

[BlackMamba8]

in b4 space jam comes out the same weekend movie theaters open up and it becomes the highest-grossing movie of all time :oldlol:

Bro...it came out at the perfect time....nobody been to the movies in so long, so of course they want to go out and watch something.....lol but it still wont beat the original Space Jam

[Mask the Embiid]

So that would make lebron the greatest basketball player ever and actor too all in a 12-month span :milton:


#LeWOW

[hiphopanonymous]

grown man crying about movie for kids, f*cking useless..
80 year old looney tunes aren't for kids - the movie is for lebrons grown fans.

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Lebron and some member berries thrown in for good measure.

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Target audience.

[warriorfan]

Op secretly wants to watch it.

[light]

Those characters and their original humor gimmicks are 80+ years old now. They were cable reruns in the early and mid 1990's so when Space Jam came out in 1996 those cartoons still kinda had a place but even then looney tunes looked awkward being taken out of 1945 context and thrust forward into 1996.

Kids watch everything on demand now entertainment is not pushed by some old senior network producer so other than YouTube I don't even know where you can watch classic loony tunes... My understanding is kids waaaay prefer shit like paw patrol and spongebob many kids don't even know who daffy duck is.

Add this movie to LeBron's career flop reel.

Dude, you're out of the loop. Looney Tunes has seen a major resurgence.

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The timing of Space Jam 2 to coincide with its resurgence is not coincidental.

The movie is a guaranteed moneymaker with families and it doesn't even need to get good reviews. Parents will stream it by the millions for their kids just because it's safe and friendly and something new to stream.

[Legend248]

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haha wow

[Legend248]

His flops are legendary

[8Ball]

Already a better hollywood actor than MJ.

That's all that matters.

[Airupthere]

Already a better hollywood actor than MJ.

That's all that matters.

Lebron has always been a better actor than michael. He can take that W.

[bullettooth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J55eZVwW0X4

[SouBeachTalents]

More people melting down over a kids movie :lol Basketball related is one thing, but needing to defend Jordan/put down LeBron over these shitty cartoon movies is fcking weird, and borderline deranged

[RRR3]

More people melting down over a kids movie :lol Basketball related is one thing, but needing to defend Jordan/put down LeBron over these shitty cartoon movies is fcking weird, and borderline deranged
OP is a Cavs fan to make it even weirder. Imagine still being mad at Bron for the decision after he won the city’s first ring in half a century lol

[Legend248]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J55eZVwW0X4

:roll:

[BlackMamba8]

OMG that Lebron James Sniper Flop Compilation has be dead hahaha

[coin24]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J55eZVwW0X4

:roll::roll:


Movie will flop like it’s bald actor.. average person thinks LeTiny is a joke

[SpaceJam]

Bro...it came out at the perfect time....nobody been to the movies in so long, so of course they want to go out and watch something.....lol but it still wont beat the original Space Jam

Won't beat the original in what exactly? Because Space Jam was trash too lmao. We only hype it cause we liked it when we were kids

[Airupthere]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J55eZVwW0X4

:oldlol::oldlol::oldlol:

haven't seen this before

[hiphopanonymous]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J55eZVwW0X4

:roll::roll::roll:

[Mr. Woke]

Space Jam 2 looks way better than the first one.

It also helps that King James can actually act.

[scuzzy]

in b4 space jam comes out the same weekend movie theaters open up and it becomes the highest-grossing movie of all time :oldlol:

Already written my guy.

And we've especially marinated, slow cooked n smoked this baby for years too. It's going to be delicious

Coach n Co bumble bee nest shaken up and buzzing thread to thread just itching to swarm those crooked 6.5 IMDB scores.


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"Bro totally not seeing this sjw crap bro it seriously was wack and you shouldn't either"


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Bugz n Babz already getting death threads on Twitter for CGI upgrades :mad:

Snaggletooth a nervous wreck writing these lengthy synopsis of a 3 min Looney Tunes teaser. Wait till the marketing starts dripping onto his Lucky Charms Box and Saturday Cartoons.

ITT

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Welfarefan on Water

Yup it's Space Jam thread

August release and already that nostalgia nightmare cranking it's clone factory into overdrive. Straitght_Prepping to pounce on RT and bomb those f*cking fggt 6yo reviews.

:yaohappy::dancin

[scuzzy]

Won't beat the original in what exactly? Because Space Jam was trash too lmao. We only hype it cause we liked it when we were kids

ngl this shit slapped hard af at the roller skate rink



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[Stanley Kobrick]

as an unbiased Sonics fan known by most a die hard 80's Pacers fan, I must digress. there has been a noticeably high volume of unusual patterns i've been observing on ISH since this disney trailer, some quiet like the boost in dups, others more apparent and visibly angered. for example, since registration i've never truly experienced a well thought out or friendly Bullettooth post on anything basketball related. it's usually the same one liners 2009 that coin24 and welfarefan repeat. the pull and say fisher price sing along toy Kblaze defined




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but suddenly the teaser trailer releases yesterday and scrolled into this rare lengthy mammoth below :milton




https://i.postimg.cc/027tpdmQ/dfhdfhdhfg.jpg (https://postimg.cc/F7sgvST5) visible hostile and frustration. that's not the epics funny bunny bullettooth we know, that's pain

what exactly is it about this Beauty and the Bran 2 trailer that has users crawling out their skin? people said bulletooth is a younger 20 guy in australia or uk, so it can't be the original 4/10 nostalgic case. i've warned them we need to be silently humble instead of shilling out free hand stan marketing for this. i'm worried many 40yo and 50yo middle aged collectively review bombing space jam 2 before release will possibly gain news and go viral itself. skyrocket theatre sales. myself, bullettooth and welfarefan cant just be approaching random men in restroom stalls verbally attacking them for taking their children to bran fan jam 2. this tactic always backfires with more curiosity and hand. to stands. to conclude i'm eager to see what Axe and highway's user score on this film. both 2 very well respected and trusted film critics in otc

[LAmbruh]

Crazy difference in the silence and quick life span that heavily marketed 10 part puff piece from last year had, the critisim from teammates and backlash.. Even with 20 years of marketing and fairytale remastering, fazed out real quick by lequatro

Versus the explosion cartoon bran make'n em, old guy just cheesin and chippin around in year 17 making kids blockbuster classics, winning nickelodeon blimps and still can't put aside those FMVP's. Barbershops and twittering raving

Just imagine the hype of this film if somehow Bron can pull off a miracle first vs Dream Team 6, and then follows it up leading all categories of monstars in mario world, in all categories. Without the ghostwriting of Bill Murray holding your hand


I'll be closely tracking advanced metrics in both.

[JohnMax]

Powers that be will pull every dirty trick to make sure this movie does well. They will force every school in America to go see it. They will use peer pressure and herd mentality. They will make up fake statistics (#1 movie in America).

They'll have to prop up this bum's movie career like they've been propping up his NBA career.

[LAmbruh]

Powers that be will pull every dirty trick to make sure this movie does well. They will force every school in America to go see it. They will use peer pressure and herd mentality. They will make up fake statistics (#1 movie in America).

They'll have to prop up this bum's movie career like they've been propping up his NBA career.

Plus i'll be actively reporting and responsible for taking down any stream, torrent or pirating of any kind leading up and months afterward as well.

Not a even a drip of that OST gets used in OP's compilationse entire 100 video Wilt tribune is monetized.

[bullettooth]

Crazy difference in the silence and quick life span that heavily marketed 10 part puff piece from last year had, the critisim from teammates and backlash.. Even with 20 years of marketing and fairytale remastering, fazed out real quick by lequatro

Wait until you see how quickly people forget a documentary about a guy that kept losing in the finals.

[Mr. Woke]

Powers that be will pull every dirty trick to make sure this movie does well. They will force every school in America to go see it. They will use peer pressure and herd mentality. They will make up fake statistics (#1 movie in America).

They'll have to prop up this bum's movie career like they've been propping up his NBA career.

You have been watching too much Infowars.

[DoctorP]

Powers that be will pull every dirty trick to make sure this movie does well. They will force every school in America to go see it. They will use peer pressure and herd mentality. They will make up fake statistics (#1 movie in America).

They'll have to prop up this bum's movie career like they've been propping up his NBA career.

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[LAmbruh]

Wait until you see how quickly people forget a documentary about a guy that kept losing in the finals.
Finna be a tough arm wrestling match with yourself

5,100K posts dedicated is some quality free marketing your behalf, unpaid charity free. Especially from the international shy guy who's never witnessed a NBA game. If that looney tunes sequel got you feeling some kinda way, imagine what his baby boi Bronny gon make em :mad:

The last chance you Aussie/Brit bois had was .....2017 summer exhibition Kings B team vs elite NBL sydney/kingston led by MVP Bogut? eeek

Snaggletooth the bottom feeder of all the lowest Ordan stans because he's neither a Bulls stain, nor a Jordan stain, but a unfamiliar EuAus wan-a-bee west culture fangirl. WTF is that? 4 years, 15k and still can't even form his own hoop opinions, let a lone a NBA lineup. It's so dark down there even 3ball doesn't notice or acknowledge tea and crumpets gremlin snaggle snaggling around :lol At least 10yo camp leader Swish has some eligibility to catch a few Bulls nights on WGN in the 90's. Snagglebee Spellingbee didn't even kno the massive city of Toronto was located in Canada, thot it was Murican. That's why you are snagglebot, a first generation AI Tickle-me-Elmo, a KidsRUs toy repeating the five most popular punchlines forum wide. But only 32bit bot, +/- calculations, copy/pasta and that's it.

Just needed that 64 bit Snaggle upgrades and would've known like all Muricans and Bulls fans the major metropolis Chicago is only a mere 8 hour day trip to Canada's biggest city, Toronto. Then that one time m8 asked who that fat another one gif guy was. Just didn't know who DJ Khaled was :lol Snaggle 32bit :lol

[bullettooth]

Finna be a tough arm wrestling match with yourself

5,100K posts dedicated is some quality free marketing your behalf, unpaid charity free. Especially from the international shy guy who's never witnessed a NBA game. If that looney tunes sequel got you feeling some kinda way, imagine what his baby boi Bronny gon make em :mad:

The last chance you Aussie/Brit bois had was .....2017 summer exhibition Kings B team vs elite NBL sydney/kingston led by MVP Bogut? eeek

Snaggletooth the bottom feeder of all the lowest Ordan stans because he's neither a Bulls stain, nor a Jordan stain, but a unfamiliar EuAus wan-a-bee west culture fangirl. WTF is that? 4 years, 15k and still can't even form his own hoop opinions, let a lone a NBA lineup. It's so dark down there even 3ball doesn't notice or acknowledge tea and crumpets gremlin snaggle snaggling around :lol At least 10yo camp leader Swish has some eligibility to catch a few Bulls nights on WGN in the 90's. Snagglebee Spellingbee didn't even kno the massive city of Toronto was located in Canada, thot it was Murican. That's why you are snagglebot, a first generation AI Tickle-me-Elmo, a KidsRUs toy repeating the five most popular punchlines forum wide. But only 32bit bot, +/- calculations, copy/pasta and that's it.

Just needed that 64 bit Snaggle upgrades and would've known like all Muricans and Bulls fans the major metropolis Chicago is only a mere 8 hour day trip to Canada's biggest city, Toronto. Then that one time m8 asked who that fat another one gif guy was. Just didn't know who DJ Khaled was :lol Snaggle 32bit :lol

Did you forget your meds?

[Axe]

Finna be a tough arm wrestling match with yourself

5,100K posts dedicated is some quality free marketing your behalf, unpaid charity free. Especially from the international shy guy who's never witnessed a NBA game. If that looney tunes sequel got you feeling some kinda way, imagine what his baby boi Bronny gon make em :mad:

The last chance you Aussie/Brit bois had was .....2017 summer exhibition Kings B team vs elite NBL sydney/kingston led by MVP Bogut? eeek

Snaggletooth the bottom feeder of all the lowest Ordan stans because he's neither a Bulls stain, nor a Jordan stain, but a unfamiliar EuAus wan-a-bee west culture fangirl. WTF is that? 4 years, 15k and still can't even form his own hoop opinions, let a lone a NBA lineup. It's so dark down there even 3ball doesn't notice or acknowledge tea and crumpets gremlin snaggle snaggling around :lol At least 10yo camp leader Swish has some eligibility to catch a few Bulls nights on WGN in the 90's. Snagglebee Spellingbee didn't even kno the massive city of Toronto was located in Canada, thot it was Murican. That's why you are snagglebot, a first generation AI Tickle-me-Elmo, a KidsRUs toy repeating the five most popular punchlines forum wide. But only 32bit bot, +/- calculations, copy/pasta and that's it.

Just needed that 64 bit Snaggle upgrades and would've known like all Muricans and Bulls fans the major metropolis Chicago is only a mere 8 hour day trip to Canada's biggest city, Toronto. Then that one time m8 asked who that fat another one gif guy was. Just didn't know who DJ Khaled was :lol Snaggle 32bit :lol
:roll:

[LAmbruh]

dude actually skimmed Kobe's wikipedia and came out assuming those Top 10000 Hits out in US were club bangers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl_WkTiH6-Q

bran wanna be like Mike :mad:copy cat m8 stiff arm like mj, colude like mj, pregame chalk like mj, arm band one left leg like mike

bran copy like everything jordan do he wear shoes too but his name bran ones and not mike name mike ones:mad:

at least get player like kobe who play jordan style and stuff. the feetwork when jab step jab step oh nice :mad: kobe had best charisma, character and personalit like Steve Irwin j........BUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH


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[scuzzy]

The only Snaggletooth memory was either that Toronto shitty city in US exposure and the fallout afterward where he got super violent and started yelling at us stupid fat amuricans laughing because he was initially convinced Lebronto was some Detroit dump and really in the United Statses.

Ne and uncle drew were floored and first confused, they the barking about stupid trump and you picked him so you all stupid Toronto did to. 6 hours back n forth with Toronto ISH locals, and people like me who'd travel there to gamble and booze @19 as everyone else. Snaggletooth's homerun was how stupid lazy Toronto had only one metro subway to commute on it was so memorable. Like the most awkwardly placed insult to a city and the incredibly precise details he started listing was bar 4 bar read off travel.org. It was ugly how he didn't tap out and the Red1's kept coming like Royal Rumble one after another, then Koka, ever SuperDuper got in on the beatdown.

That thread is prob still out there, it wasn't a back n forth funny slay parade tho. It was a hard read cringe and you just were rooting for Snaggkle to tap by the 4th page. But he didn't and the face got bloodier. Real real ugly "eye opener" of the true robot under the humanoid avatar alias Bullettooth.

[bullettooth]

Its amazing how all these bron nut huggers get so riled up, come out in droves and make up lies, lol.

Desperate.

[scuzzy]

Its amazing how all these bron nut huggers get so riled up, come out in droves and make up lies, lol.

Desperate.
It was just a normal thread, something like Kawhi' moves to LA buys 10m home or something

followed by you riding out on the horse and ghastly shouting


"LOL! one of the worst cities in the world of course Kawhi as everyone will leave that shithole HahA!."

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Insta backfired you got fact check and tossed out the stadium for streaking the field. Oof didn't see that coming. You were super displeased because you were hoping everyone would ride out on their horse tiki torches in hand to collectively grunt like rednecks with you. But nobody came lol. So you double down, then triple and quadruple down. first google facts, travel lodge, desperately tryin to construct a convincing argument on why the City of Toronto in the United Americas was bad Ahah, yes the subways of Toronto are ranked #3 worstest in all western hemispher. I knew it, you Trump iziots haha desperates bran huggers are stupids

It was just funny seeing a guy with no familiarity of America or Canadian culture randomly flame Torontro. But then it clicked the years of Lebron pinning W's vs Raps. You pictured it like those trailer park Eminem scenes in 8 mile. lol nah it's a more popping Atlanta, daytime poppin, nightlife poppin. some bars don't even close.

Really kinda makes you wonder, what midevil township is this where metro is so prominant. Japan? China? Nah, just uneducatiomated euro bro who thought Murca daily commute was AmTrac . Nope, automobiles here champ. Siberian car pool for Derozan an Lowry

What you picture began looking like

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Had you

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Until your final perma decomposition resting stage






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[EagleFang]

I think another issue is that kids all have phones/computers/tablets so they watch other more entertaining stuff and know Space Jam is super cheesy in general. Blockbuster movies aren't what they once were because you aren't waiting all year to see some overrated big picture movie. There are so many other things to watch. I won't be watching Space Jam 2. I don't even want to watch Space Jam 1

[HylianNightmare]

You've got to be retarded to think it'll flop. The nostalgia of parents taking their kids to watch it combined with kids loving lebron

[EagleFang]

You've got to be retarded to think it'll flop. The nostalgia of parents taking their kids to watch it combined with kids loving lebron

Taking kids to the movie during covid?



I suppose you could be right but this seems like a truly trash movie in general.

[iamgine]

It's gonna be a trash but entertaining movie like the first one. Ain't nothing wrong with that. People will watch, won't be a flop.

[Lebron23]

It's gonna be a huge hit because LeBron is one of the most popular athletes in the world.

[8Ball]

Its already in my top 5 all time movies.

Can't wait.