Some guy just stole my pizzas

[EagleFang]

Bastard couldn't find my place despite an exact description in the delivery notes. The dude calls me and refuses to listen to directions and instead just keeps guessing where to turn, so I'm not sure why he called me. He says he is clocking out and going home for the night after giving up.

So I call the pizza place and say the driver stole my pizzas. They say it was delivered by doordash even though I ordered through the pizza places website. So I had to call doordash and after 35 minutes they offered a refund or to resend my order. The driver ignored their calls.

The pizza place said he kind of doubted the guy was capable of delivering the pizzas because he couldn't really speak english. Based on my interaction with him he also can't read in english or count to 3.

I just wanted a refund and ultimately it means he is probably banned from driving for them anymore since he just cost them 40 bucks. I guess stealing 2 pizzas on 420 is one way to go out. Preferably out of the country.

[And1AllDay]

be better with your instructions next time that way you can get your sausage pizza

[FultzNationRISE]

#PizzaGate

[Axe]

Nani?

[Smoke117]

That’s rough, buddy.

[KidorioL]

I'd kill for pizza

[PistolPete]

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[rawimpact]

Was he driving a raptor?

[Chick Stern]

#PizzaGate
#pizzagaetz

[Code Breaker]

A few months ago a DoorDash driver delivered to the wrong house. Luckily my neighbor was nice enough to give me my food I ordered.

[hold this L]

Doesn't every driver have a GPS? I don't understand how you can **** it up. I am terrible with directions but with google maps, it doesn't matter.

[fsvr54]

Was he driving a raptor?

:roll:

[FultzNationRISE]

Was he driving a raptor?

:bowdown:

[highwhey]

some drivers try to game the app to get free food. i've had it happen where they claim i was unresponsive or didn't meet them, etc. i use ubereats to treat my guys (mostly on fridays), they've been pretty good about refunds. but i always use a CC just in case I have to do a chargeback.

[Axe]

Was he driving a raptor?
Lol

[warriorfan]

some drivers try to game the app to get free food. i've had it happen where they claim i was unresponsive or didn't meet them, etc. i use ubereats to treat my guys (mostly on fridays), they've been pretty good about refunds. but i always use a CC just in case I have to do a chargeback.

Played that off pretty well there.

Anyways....what type of pizza was it?

[Joey Turnbuckle]

Another dude that speaks terrible english returned food to restaurant this time because he couldn't find my place. The employee called me so she could give him directions. Like a Muslim misogynist, he told her off and left. She was so upset she said that even though they never do this, she made new food and delivered it herself instead of DoorDash. Got a date with a 19 year old university chica tonight. Let's see if she a good girl or she wants me to give her the tip. If I dip my breadstick in her and it comes out covered in marinara, I'll know she a real good girl. She also a full of goo girl.

Breadst-dick, it's what's for dinner.

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[SATAN]

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