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DABIGSALSISHA
05-02-2021, 02:06 PM
JORDAN WAS EXTREMELY SICK, Dehydrated and was PLAYING ON FUMES AFTER HE GOT FOOD POISONED BY A "BAPTIZED" PIZZA the NIGHT BEFORE. HE NEEDED I.V. ALL NIGHT LONG to PUT NUTRIENTS BACK IN HIS BODY BUT, STILL MANAGE TO WIN THE 1997 NBA TITLE in 6 GAMES.

IF THAT IS NOT BEING THE ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE AND BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, THEN.
http://contents.spin.ph/image/resize/image/2020/05/22/michael-jordan-flu-game-scottie-pippen-ap-1590120663.webp
https://chicago.cbslocal.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/15116062/2012/01/81931521.jpg?w=594

VS SPURS, THE OHIO BOY HAS MILD CRAMPS AND IS CARRIED OFF THE FLOOR BY AN ARMY OF PEOPLE, LEAVES THE GAME , QUITS and HIS TEAM LOST THE FINALS TO THE SPURS IN DEVASTATING FASHION. THIS IS NOT EVEN BEING A BETTA MALE, THAT's A GAMA CUCK BOY AT ITS BEST.
https://www.taipeitimes.com/images/2012/06/21/P20-120621-a1.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5ntMlI7RmE/maxresdefault.jpg
https://media.tenor.com/images/eb82c6bc6b58893f7a43acb1ca232b27/tenor.gif

Please, Comment.

LoneyROY7
05-02-2021, 02:25 PM
OP has a little salchicha like his idol.

Lebron23
05-02-2021, 03:45 PM
JORDAN WAS EXTREMELY SICK, Dehydrated and was PLAYING ON FUMES AFTER HE GOT FOOD POISONED BY A "BAPTIZED" PIZZA the NIGHT BEFORE. HE NEEDED I.V. ALL NIGHT LONG to PUT NUTRIENTS BACK IN HIS BODY BUT, STILL MANAGE TO WIN THE 1997 NBA TITLE in 6 GAMES.

IF THAT IS NOT BEING THE ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE AND BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, THEN.
http://contents.spin.ph/image/resize/image/2020/05/22/michael-jordan-flu-game-scottie-pippen-ap-1590120663.webp
https://chicago.cbslocal.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/15116062/2012/01/81931521.jpg?w=594

VS SPURS, THE OHIO BOY HAS MILD CRAMPS AND IS CARRIED OFF THE FLOOR BY AN ARMY OF PEOPLE, LEAVES THE GAME , QUITS and HIS TEAM LOST THE FINALS TO THE SPURS IN DEVASTATING FASHION. THIS IS NOT EVEN BEING A BETTA MALE, THAT's A GAMA CUCK BOY AT ITS BEST.
https://www.taipeitimes.com/images/2012/06/21/P20-120621-a1.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5ntMlI7RmE/maxresdefault.jpg
https://media.tenor.com/images/eb82c6bc6b58893f7a43acb1ca232b27/tenor.gif

Please, Comment.

How many accounts do you have 3ball? You are one crazy fellow

Full Court
05-02-2021, 04:00 PM
It's true. Lebron is the mentally weakest, most fragile, most beta player of all the supposed "GOATS."

Lebron23
05-02-2021, 04:05 PM
It's true. Lebron is the mentally weakest, most fragile, most beta player of all the supposed "GOATS."

You're a bum

8Ball
05-02-2021, 04:16 PM
It's true. Lebron is the mentally weakest, most fragile, most beta player of all the supposed "GOATS."

A mean general manager never made LeBron quit basketball. :oldlol:

The Deam
05-02-2021, 04:42 PM
Don't you guys ever get tired of this shit?

ShawkFactory
05-02-2021, 04:47 PM
JORDAN WAS EXTREMELY SICK, Dehydrated and was PLAYING ON FUMES AFTER HE GOT FOOD POISONED BY A "BAPTIZED" PIZZA the NIGHT BEFORE. HE NEEDED I.V. ALL NIGHT LONG to PUT NUTRIENTS BACK IN HIS BODY BUT, STILL MANAGE TO WIN THE 1997 NBA TITLE in 6 GAMES.

IF THAT IS NOT BEING THE ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE AND BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, THEN.
http://contents.spin.ph/image/resize/image/2020/05/22/michael-jordan-flu-game-scottie-pippen-ap-1590120663.webp
https://chicago.cbslocal.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/15116062/2012/01/81931521.jpg?w=594

VS SPURS, THE OHIO BOY HAS MILD CRAMPS AND IS CARRIED OFF THE FLOOR BY AN ARMY OF PEOPLE, LEAVES THE GAME , QUITS and HIS TEAM LOST THE FINALS TO THE SPURS IN DEVASTATING FASHION. THIS IS NOT EVEN BEING A BETTA MALE, THAT's A GAMA CUCK BOY AT ITS BEST.
https://www.taipeitimes.com/images/2012/06/21/P20-120621-a1.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5ntMlI7RmE/maxresdefault.jpg
https://media.tenor.com/images/eb82c6bc6b58893f7a43acb1ca232b27/tenor.gif

Please, Comment.

For sure. There’s no way that you aren’t ugly, and probably fat, loser.

FKAri
05-02-2021, 05:10 PM
Cramp seems more serious than a tummy ache to me. lol @ "bad pizza"

Shooter
05-02-2021, 05:46 PM
A mean general manager never made LeBron quit basketball. :oldlol:

Spurs m8
05-02-2021, 07:12 PM
That cramp game was absolutely hilarious.

Near 40yo Tim Duncan and the old spurs were toughing it out...we all saw bron quit hahahahha

Maybe it was his ped use coming back to haunt him...what a b1tch though

Spurs m8
05-02-2021, 07:13 PM
Let's remember, he also just sat out for a month with a sprained ankle hahahja

2much_knowledge
05-02-2021, 07:18 PM
It's true. Lebron is the mentally weakest, most fragile, most beta player of all the supposed "GOATS."

100% true. No top 10 player flops like that, jumps teams every 4 years (except shaq) or has to he carried because the arena is too hot or complains because he can't shoot with sleeves lol. I remember Bird having no issue with the Boston Garden having no AC. I remember Bird winning a shooting contest with a full sleeve jacket. Oh well

deathawaitu
05-02-2021, 07:33 PM
OP with another 5 star thread

Easy to tell all these Lebron stans has never play any sport in their life

Cramps are not even that painful. Most people can tough it out

But since Lebron isn’t a real man and a beta boy

Let’s cut him some slack

mehyaM24
05-02-2021, 07:55 PM
this thread needs a vaccine shot lol

SouBeachTalents
05-02-2021, 07:59 PM
this thread needs a vaccine shot lol
More like a lethal injection

DABIGSALSISHA
05-02-2021, 08:23 PM
100% true. No top 10 player flops like that, jumps teams every 4 years (except shaq) or has to he carried because the arena is too hot or complains because he can't shoot with sleeves lol. I remember Bird having no issue with the Boston Garden having no AC. I remember Bird winning a shooting contest with a full sleeve jacket. Oh well

Bird also called that Awful Boston Garden arena HOME and embraced those adverse conditions for years to come. Never complained. A man that would spend the rest of his life on a wheel chair, kept playing and helping his team and also helped the Dream Team one to win Gold in the olympics. What a warrior, that guy Bird was, Jeez...

Magic Johnson played WITH Freaking HIV and the injuries!

Kobe played with broken fingers and many other injuries.

Scottie Pippen played BLIND with a migraine after vomiting all morning and also a jammed lowered back in the finals.

Grant Hill and Penny Hardaway played with ankle injuries, Knee injuries.

Why the Cinderella James is so finicky and easily disturbed by minor events and small issues with himself? Even Shreks, Princess FIONA is tougher than that idiot...

DABIGSALSISHA
05-02-2021, 08:27 PM
Cramp seems more serious than a tummy ache to me. lol @ "bad pizza"

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d9/7a/c4/d97ac4a3b836b5e71163a0886cf67dca.gif

aj1987
05-02-2021, 08:36 PM
Let's remember, he also just sat out for a month with a sprained ankle hahahja

Dad killer quit the sport because the GM hurt his feelings. The original snowflake. :roll: :roll:

The mental midget would quit after the first Q of his career in the social media era.

Spurs m8
05-02-2021, 08:50 PM
Cinderella James hhahhahhahhahahha

For a roided up looking goon...the dude is so soft inside

The flops just top it all off hahahhah

aj1987
05-02-2021, 08:53 PM
Cinderella James hhahhahhahhahahha

For a roided up looking goon...the dude is so soft inside

The flops just top it all off hahahhah

I can just picture you destroying your mom's keyboard with your tears. :oldlol:

Axe
05-02-2021, 09:01 PM
Don't you guys ever get tired of this shit?
Same question. Too much 12 year olds posting in this board.

Tobio-Star
05-02-2021, 09:01 PM
Now close your eyes and try to imagine the life of the guy who just posted this thread

SATAN
05-02-2021, 09:22 PM
JORDAN WAS EXTREMELY SICK, Dehydrated and was PLAYING ON FUMES AFTER HE GOT FOOD POISONED BY A "BAPTIZED" PIZZA the NIGHT BEFORE. HE NEEDED I.V. ALL NIGHT LONG to PUT NUTRIENTS BACK IN HIS BODY BUT, STILL MANAGE TO WIN THE 1997 NBA TITLE in 6 GAMES.

IF THAT IS NOT BEING THE ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE AND BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, THEN.
http://contents.spin.ph/image/resize/image/2020/05/22/michael-jordan-flu-game-scottie-pippen-ap-1590120663.webp
https://chicago.cbslocal.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/15116062/2012/01/81931521.jpg?w=594

VS SPURS, THE OHIO BOY HAS MILD CRAMPS AND IS CARRIED OFF THE FLOOR BY AN ARMY OF PEOPLE, LEAVES THE GAME , QUITS and HIS TEAM LOST THE FINALS TO THE SPURS IN DEVASTATING FASHION. THIS IS NOT EVEN BEING A BETTA MALE, THAT's A GAMA CUCK BOY AT ITS BEST.
https://www.taipeitimes.com/images/2012/06/21/P20-120621-a1.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5ntMlI7RmE/maxresdefault.jpg
https://media.tenor.com/images/eb82c6bc6b58893f7a43acb1ca232b27/tenor.gif

Please, Comment.

You probably spent at least 10 minutes giggling to yourself while creating this thread that no one is even going to read :facepalm

DABIGSALSISHA
05-02-2021, 10:26 PM
Cinderella James hhahhahhahhahahha

For a roided up looking goon...the dude is so soft inside

The flops just top it all off hahahhah

LeCinderella FLOPPER CINDER BLOCK SHOOTER is thinking she/he will win another easy chip this year, lmao... Can't wait till they start playing the tournament in a few weeks.

I don't doubt the man puts the time on his shooting and stuff like the image of practice below but he needs to be tougher for sure.
https://www.diychatroom.com/attachments/20181221_021431-jpg.544201/

RRR3
05-02-2021, 10:36 PM
LeBron hater average IQ: 67