View Full Version : Okay, listen up. I want a 5 page essay from EACH of you on why Lebron was chosen
FultzNationRISE
05-05-2021, 04:26 PM
And I want it on my desk by 2 pm EST Friday. If you have more than one account, write more than one essay.
This is gonna be a team building exercise. Playoffs are around the corner, it's time for ISH to set aside the bullshit and UNITE around LeWidth.
Take some time to reflect on why he was deigned to be the Chosen One, and what the metaphysical implications of that are on existence in general. Write your ideas down across five pages - SINGLE SPACED.
Failure to complete the assignment will result in me hunting you down and drowning you in a bucket of shit and piss.
Have a good day gentlemen. You're dismissed.
Spurs m8
05-05-2021, 04:29 PM
You stans really need a life, its really pathetic hahahahhah
FultzNationRISE
05-05-2021, 04:31 PM
You stans really need a life, its really pathetic hahahahhah
Keep that energy up when it's chow time big fella.
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1148344743941824514/S1jGahiP_400x400.jpg
Bronbron23
05-05-2021, 04:32 PM
And I want it on my desk by 2 pm EST Friday. If you have more than one account, write more than one essay.
This is gonna be a team building exercise. Playoffs are around the corner, it's time for ISH to set aside the bullshit and UNITE around LeWidth.
Take some time to reflect on why he was deigned to be the Chosen One, and what the metaphysical implications of that are on existence in general. Write your ideas down across five pages - SINGLE SPACED.
Failure to complete the assignment will result in me hunting you down and drowning you in a bucket of shit and piss.
Have a good day gentlemen. You're dismissed.
Bruh your so weird
FultzNationRISE
05-05-2021, 04:35 PM
Bruh your so weird
Sounds like you could use a drink.
Don't worry I gotchu.
https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a3028951783_10.jpg
Ghost1
05-05-2021, 05:13 PM
Bruh your so weird
the guy is hilarious
Soloman Hill
05-05-2021, 06:03 PM
I chose him because he is a coward
TheCorporation
05-05-2021, 06:04 PM
the guy is hilarious
+1
Fultzy da Goat :rockon:
FKAri
05-05-2021, 06:05 PM
He was chosen because there could be no one else. Many incorrectly assume he has the phrase tattooed but it's actually a birth mark. But not any birth mark. Geneticists have narrowed it down to a gene which is responsible for nothing else except that mark. Oh and also large gonads. But that's it. It is believed the gene exists to let all other humans know who The Chosen One is. How could such a gene evolve naturally? It can't. LeGod put it in our DNA so we know that it is Him in the flesh.
I will PM the rest to you by Friday. Though an extension to midnight would be preferable as I doubt I can get the time off work.
TheCorporation
05-05-2021, 06:06 PM
He was chosen because there could be no one else. Many incorrectly assume he has the phrase tattooed but it's actually a birth mark. But not any birth mark. Geneticists have narrowed it down to a gene which is responsible for nothing else except that mark. Oh and also large gonads. But that's it. It is believed the gene exists to let all other humans know who The Chosen One is. How could such a gene evolve naturally? It can't. LeGod put it in our DNA so we know that it is Him in the flesh.
I will PM the rest to you by Friday. Though an extension to midnight would be preferable as I doubt I can get the time off work.
:applause:
:lebronamazed:
warriorfan
05-05-2021, 06:11 PM
Rough draft here
He has a small package and it was predicted that it would resonate well with the growing Chinese market.
TheCorporation
05-05-2021, 06:12 PM
Rough draft here
He has a small package and it was predicted that it would resonate well with the growing Chinese market.
Ayesha disagrees
Now get back in your rat hole
Spurs m8
05-05-2021, 06:20 PM
Rough draft here
He has a small package and it was predicted that it would resonate well with the growing Chinese market.
:roll::roll::roll:
Deadset hilarious this legit triggers the stans hahaha
Like, they actually care about his p3nis hahahhaha
FultzNationRISE
05-05-2021, 06:44 PM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/f28ee113ae9fe02e412be5ecac651438/569d225ccef76ebe-85/s400x600/500a939fdbc29dd07561c10f4f9677b1531f356b.gif
Objectivity
05-05-2021, 06:47 PM
Rough draft here
He has a small package and it was predicted that it would resonate well with the growing Chinese market.
:roll::roll::roll:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pEnWOGOtn5A
And1AllDay
05-06-2021, 12:12 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pEnWOGOtn5A
nice post
He was chosen because there could be no one else. Many incorrectly assume he has the phrase tattooed but it's actually a birth mark. But not any birth mark. Geneticists have narrowed it down to a gene which is responsible for nothing else except that mark. Oh and also large gonads. But that's it. It is believed the gene exists to let all other humans know who The Chosen One is. How could such a gene evolve naturally? It can't. LeGod put it in our DNA so we know that it is Him in the flesh.
I will PM the rest to you by Friday. Though an extension to midnight would be preferable as I doubt I can get the time off work.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Nilocon165
05-06-2021, 04:36 PM
You stans really need a life, its really pathetic hahahahhah
*is on this forum more than anyone*
ArbitraryWater
05-06-2021, 04:55 PM
Dude is it okay if im a few hours late?
I swear I will have it though
FultzNationRISE
05-06-2021, 05:47 PM
Dude is it okay if im a few hours late?
I swear I will have it though
I will grant you a three hour deadline extension.
But whatever you turn in BETTER blow my mind.
:milton
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