Sex is the most overrated thing ever

[Manny98]

Today I finally lost my virginity and it has to be the most underwhelming experience I have ever had :facepalm

Blowjobs don't feel like anything for starters

Sex itself is annoying due to the effort I have to go through to put it in the f*cking hole and my dick kept on falling out every 2 seconds

Even without the condom it didn't feel that amazing, maybe it was because I just wasn't that attracted to the girl I was f*cking but I felt like I could have lasted forever. She was surprised that this was the first time I had sex because I lasted almost half an hour and could have gone longer if she didn't give me a handjob at the end

Handjob felt amazing that's the only positive I can take away :facepalm

Jerking off > sex and it's not even close imo :facepalm

[Manny98]

I'm f*cking fuming right now, dropped 100 on a escort and felt like I got f*cking robbed

To all you virgins out there, you're not missing out on much don't worry :cheers:

[n00bie]

If bjs dont feel like anything.. somethings wrong with your dick.

[GreatHILL]

u don't no shit about great sex stfu virgin

[diamenz]

you just had a bad first experience. it happens... and it's more prone to happen with an escort ffs. play your cards right with the right chick that you share mutual feelings with and it'll be an entirely diff experience.

[Rolando]

Stop jacking off and looking at porn.....That's one thing. Also, get a real woman that you are into...Then make love to her.

Not suprising you had a bad experience.

However, all BJ's are good.....If that's not the case....you have issues.

[ItsMillerTime]

You should probably just delete this thread. Big yikes.

[I'm Smart]

Today I finally lost my virginity and it has to be the most underwhelming experience I have ever had :facepalm

Blowjobs don't feel like anything for starters

Sex itself is annoying due to the effort I have to go through to put it in the f*cking hole and my dick kept on falling out every 2 seconds

Even without the condom it didn't feel that amazing, maybe it was because I just wasn't that attracted to the girl I was f*cking but I felt like I could have lasted forever. She was surprised that this was the first time I had sex because I lasted almost half an hour and could have gone longer if she didn't give me a handjob at the end

Handjob felt amazing that's the only positive I can take away :facepalm

Jerking off > sex and it's not even close imo :facepalm

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/002/825/33d.gif

[FultzNationRISE]

It’s not overrated OP, youre just pickin the wrong partners.

Next time try it with a guy. You might be surprised at how much you like it ;)


Also Im not, like, saying thats my personal opinion. But I just have a friend who swears by it, thats all. He says it’s totally awesome and great, but Im always like yeah whatever man, youre probably right but I dont care tbh because Im STRAIGHT.


But still OP, give it a try. Btw check your PMs. I wanna get in touch with you about something completely different than any of this.

[Objectivity]

:roll::roll::roll:

[Objectivity]

bronsexual extraordinaire :lol

[Manny98]

It’s not overrated OP, youre just pickin the wrong partners.

Next time try it with a guy. You might be surprised at how much you like it ;)


Also Im not, like, saying thats my personal opinion. But I just have a friend who swears by it, thats all. He says it’s totally awesome and great, but Im always like yeah whatever man, youre probably right but I dont care tbh because Im STRAIGHT.


But still OP, give it a try. Btw check your PMs. I wanna get in touch with you about something completely different than any of this.
Yh but I shouldn't have to have sex with Scarlett Johansson for it to feel good

Next time ill make sure the girl im f*cking is at least an 8/10 and we'll see if it makes a difference

[Stanley Kobrick]

it is very off putting your first time being caught off guard by the smell. very pungent and acidic, sometimes less welcoming than others. but one thing is always true, never be hesitant to request your partner cleanse themselves. sometimes it's like bad breath and they can walk around with a yeast infection days without knowing, but being told upfront is appreciate more often than not

[Manny98]

you just had a bad first experience. it happens... and it's more prone to happen with an escort ffs. play your cards right with the right chick that you share mutual feelings with and it'll be an entirely diff experience.
Ok we'll see
I'm going to University in September so they'll be plenty of fresh 18 year olds that are willing to take my BBC

[Proctor]

:roll::roll::roll:

[ArbitraryWater]

Lol

This is a normal first experience dude


One gets better/more comfortable at sex with each time passing


its obvious that a handjob which is pretty simple and what one would be familiar to could be best received at first time

[warriorfan]

https://i.postimg.cc/rFHHcsVx/2-A732-D3-D-92-CF-46-DA-B3-E9-69-C304998-A2-F.jpg

[Manny98]

Another thing the girl was a solid 7 in the pictures but in person she was a 5 at best

So I got catfished and lost 100 quid in the process, what a way to lose my virginity :facepalm

I'm actually seething right now

[warriorfan]

Another thing the girl was a solid 7 in the pictures but in person she was a 5 at best

So I got catfished and lost 100 quid in the process, what a way to lose my virginity :facepalm

I'm actually seething right now

Get a girlfriend and **** her with no condom. Will be much better.

[Patrick Chewing]

Less *********ion and less porn and sex will then become enjoyable.

[TheMan]

You should probably just delete this thread. Big yikes.

This

Now I totally understand why Manny98 is so cringey :ohwell:

[AirBonner]

Op are you still a virgin on your Lebron23 account or did he get some too?

[Lebron23]

Op are you still a virgin on your Lebron23 account or did he get some too?

Different Poster. Manny1998 is The British Jameerthefear

[Gohan]

it is very off putting your first time being caught off guard by the smell. very pungent and acidic, sometimes less welcoming than others. but one thing is always true, never be hesitant to request your partner cleanse themselves. sometimes it's like bad breath and they can walk around with a yeast infection days without knowing, but being told upfront is appreciate more often than not


My dude :cheers::

[8Ball]

I'm f*cking fuming right now, dropped 100 on a escort and felt like I got f*cking robbed

To all you virgins out there, you're not missing out on much don't worry :cheers:

Sex with a hot fun girl = Very fun. Would do every day.

Sex with an ugly girl = I'd rather use my hand for the rest of my life.


Time to drop 300 on an escort and find a hotter / sexier one.

[LeCola]

Sounds like you need to do it with a male.

[Manny98]

Sex with a hot fun girl = Very fun. Would do every day.

Sex with an ugly girl = I'd rather use my hand for the rest of my life.


Time to drop 300 on an escort and find a hotter / sexier one.
I'm not dropping anything on an escort ever

I'm good looking enough to pull 8+ women without paying

I already have some who I'm currently talking too who are easy 9/10s

[Axe]

Sounds like you need to do it with a male.
:milton

[Manny98]

Less *********ion and less porn and sex will then become enjoyable.
Yep I have officially quit porn after today.

[Joey Turnbuckle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoJpLXcsQ_g

[Meticode]

If this is a real post (which I assume it isn't) the first experience is usually underwhelming and forgettable. The only reason I remember my first time was because I was 17, in high school and I was messing around with my friends 22 year old sister who was a junior in college. I left her disappointed several times in the beginning, but worked up stamina as we did it more and more and she was super patient.

Anyway...you don't start usually having memorable sex until you're in your mid to late 20s IMO usually. Especially if you're having an affair with a independent woman who has a husband that doesn't satisfy her who is a dick. All she wants is for you to take control of her and make her do what you want.

Also if you watch porn a lot it definitely de-sensitizes you to sexual activity. Because you're mentally expecting this porn-video experience and it's anything but that usually. Although the affair with the wife thing definitely can be one.

[n00bie]

If this is a real post (which I assume it isn't) the first experience is usually underwhelming and forgettable. The only reason I remember my first time was because I was 17, in high school and I was messing around with my friends 22 year old sister who was a junior in college. I left her disappointed several times in the beginning, but worked up stamina as we did it more and more and she was super patient.

Anyway...you don't start usually having memorable sex until you're in your mid to late 20s IMO usually. Especially if you're having an affair with a independent woman who has a husband that doesn't satisfy her who is a dick. All she wants is for you to take control of her and make her do what you want.

Also if you watch porn a lot it definitely de-sensitizes you to sexual activity. Because you're mentally expecting this porn-video experience and it's anything but that usually. Although the affair with the wife thing definitely can be one.

1st experience with sex usually sucks.. but a BJ? That's 1000x better than jacking off.

[Meticode]

1st experience with sex usually sucks.. but a BJ? That's 1000x better than jacking off.

That is 100% dependent on the woman in all honesty. If you got a woman that's not into it really, or shy about it, especially at that age it isn't good. The second most unattractive thing about a blowjob besides a woman who shows she doesn't want to do it is one that is timid about doing it or not confident.

[highwhey]

1st experience with sex usually sucks.. but a BJ? That's 1000x better than jacking off.

yup. masterb@ting was never the same after some chick gave me the goat BJ of my life, i came in her mouth too while she squeezed my balls for every ounce of semenhttps://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wow.png



weeknd music playing in the background, smoking a blunt while hearing the "gawk gawk gawk..." as my dick hit her back throat https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ahh4.png

anyways, OP is a homosexual

[n00bie]

That is 100% dependent on the woman in all honesty. If you got a woman that's not into it really, or shy about it, especially at that age it isn't good. The second most unattractive thing about a blowjob besides a woman who shows she doesn't want to do it is one that is timid about doing it or not confident.

You can still grab her head and move it up and down. Same thing as jacking off except instead of your hands around your dick you got a mouth.

[999Guy]

You gotta **** girls your dick was just made for. Not necessarily 10’s, but just girls you know you could **** for the rest of your life a soon as you see them. There’s plenty out there.

You stuck it in a hole. You didn’t feel that satisfaction of like getting a girl you want and the build up and horniness that comes with that.

That said, unless you really commit to pimp game it’ll be hard to get what I’m describing and really enjoy objectifying normal girls. You already took a bad shortcut to *****. Well maybe not necessarily bad, you could find a really good escort for you but...that’s isn’t pimp and it’s not an uplifting, man-fulfilling way of getting sex that’ll blow your arrogance up. It’s hard to explain but it’s a real thing.

Pain and suffering is a god way to build yourself into something better so this awful hooker ***** may not be a bad thing. Maybe it’s the only way you’ll learn.

[Code Breaker]

To be fair my first experience was also awful. I was a sophomore in HS and It was with this fat chick in my chemistry class. It lasted 5 minutes but those were the worst 5 minutes of sex I ever had. Actually it was 3 minutes bj and only 2 minutes sex lol. You must be trolling that you didn’t feel the bj.:oldlol:

[Code Breaker]

yup. masterb@ting was never the same after some chick gave me the goat BJ of my life, i came in her mouth too while she squeezed my balls for every ounce of semenhttps://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wow.png



weeknd music playing in the background, smoking a blunt while hearing the "gawk gawk gawk..." as my dick hit her back throat https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ahh4.png

anyways, OP is a homosexual

:roll:

[MrFonzworth]

Today I finally lost my virginity and it has to be the most underwhelming experience I have ever had :facepalm

Blowjobs don't feel like anything for starters

Sex itself is annoying due to the effort I have to go through to put it in the f*cking hole and my dick kept on falling out every 2 seconds

Even without the condom it didn't feel that amazing, maybe it was because I just wasn't that attracted to the girl I was f*cking but I felt like I could have lasted forever. She was surprised that this was the first time I had sex because I lasted almost half an hour and could have gone longer if she didn't give me a handjob at the end

Handjob felt amazing that's the only positive I can take away :facepalm

Jerking off > sex and it's not even close imo :facepalm
Hmm, looks like you're a raging homosexual like everyone here says about you.

[coin24]

Op it sounds like you may be more suited to receiving di.ck, if bj’s don’t feel good maybe you’d enjoy giving them more?:oldlol:

Or invite scuzzy, soyits and the sportsbra around, crack open a pack of SAO biscuits and see where the night takes you..

[Axe]

Hmm, looks like you're a raging homosexual like everyone here says about you.
Oof

[Rolando]

I am old fashioned but......Ask yourself which girl around you, in your everyday life, do you want to get closer to. Are you currently attracted to anyone?

Once you identify the girl or girls you want, put in the work. Charm them. Get them alone with you. Cross that line.....That's the where the excitement and passion is. Crossing the line. And it is totally up to the man. You have to sit there and agonize for a while: Am I going to kiss this girl? Does she like me? Am I going to get rejected? That's part of the game and that's what make the $ex rewarding and enjoyable. You have to chase what attracts you and put in the work to make it happen.

It is a glorious moment when, after all that, you are driving that m'fing thing into a nice tight p$$Y for the very, very first time. It is a God Like feeling. That's what you want.

[2much_knowledge]

Try to turn off the lebron highlights first and then start. Might help you concentrate on the girl better

[Spurs m8]

Oh jeez, all these times we called him a virgin, and he actually was....

At least you beat LAMbruh to the deed...congrats!

Serious though...Good onya!

Don't stress....she was probably just shit at blowjobs...once you get a good one, she'll milk you without you even trying....

Sex will get better with experience...also helps if you're attracted to her

Sex is ****ing great and don't give up hahaha

[Spurs m8]

yup. masterb@ting was never the same after some chick gave me the goat BJ of my life, i came in her mouth too while she squeezed my balls for every ounce of semenhttps://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wow.png



weeknd music playing in the background, smoking a blunt while hearing the "gawk gawk gawk..." as my dick hit her back throat https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ahh4.png

anyways, OP is a homosexual

This seriously sounds like the story of someone who's dreamed a million times of getting a bj, but never actually got one lmao

[coin24]

This seriously sounds like the story of someone who's dreamed a million times of getting a bj, but never actually got one lmao

:roll::roll:

He means he tightened up his sports bra and punished the flesh light

[Jasper]

Today I finally lost my virginity and it has to be the most underwhelming experience I have ever had :facepalm

Blowjobs don't feel like anything for starters

Sex itself is annoying due to the effort I have to go through to put it in the f*cking hole and my dick kept on falling out every 2 seconds

Even without the condom it didn't feel that amazing, maybe it was because I just wasn't that attracted to the girl I was f*cking but I felt like I could have lasted forever. She was surprised that this was the first time I had sex because I lasted almost half an hour and could have gone longer if she didn't give me a handjob at the end

Handjob felt amazing that's the only positive I can take away :facepalm

Jerking off > sex and it's not even close imo :facepalm :oldlol:

[Jasper]

If this is a real post (which I assume it isn't) the first experience is usually underwhelming and forgettable. The only reason I remember my first time was because I was 17, in high school and I was messing around with my friends 22 year old sister who was a junior in college. I left her disappointed several times in the beginning, but worked up stamina as we did it more and more and she was super patient.

Anyway...you don't start usually having memorable sex until you're in your mid to late 20s IMO usually. Especially if you're having an affair with a independent woman who has a husband that doesn't satisfy her who is a dick. All she wants is for you to take control of her and make her do what you want.

Also if you watch porn a lot it definitely de-sensitizes you to sexual activity. Because you're mentally expecting this porn-video experience and it's anything but that usually. Although the affair with the wife thing definitely can be one.

first time for me , I did not want it to stop for the rest of my life.... I had a well controlled babe in Chicago

[TheMan]

Hmm, looks like you're a raging homosexual like everyone here says about you.
Well, he did admit to enjoying being pegged so...

OP is a fakkit...literally

[Manny98]

Well, he did admit to enjoying being pegged so...

OP is a fakkit...literally
I wasn't actually being serious when I said that :facepalm

[Manny98]

:oldlol:

Ok let me rephrase Jerking off > Sex with a woman who you are not attracted to

[Norcaliblunt]

Busting a nut is overrated. ****ing ain’t. Probably best workout you can get.

[Axe]

I wasn't actually being serious when I said that :facepalm
False

[Manny98]

Update just hooked up with a older women on Tinder

Notes

Blowjobs still don't feel good, the first one felt like nothing, this one was borderline painful

She had a nice ass, way better than the first girl

I lasted 20+ minutes and gave her a massive facial

She said I was a great kisser and both women I have had sex with didn't believe I was a virgin

Next im trying to date someone rather than just quick hookups

[FultzNationRISE]

Update just hooked up with a older women on Tinder

Notes

Blowjobs still don't feel good, the first one felt like nothing, this one was borderline painful

She had a nice ass, way better than the first girl

I lasted 20+ minutes and gave her a massive facial

She said I was a great kisser and both women I have had sex with didn't believe I was a virgin

Next im trying to date someone rather than just quick hookups

PM me

[Spurs m8]

Jeez, rough going with the blowies

Reminds me of when I was a teenager, teenage chicks weren't great at them.

Wait til you hit some chicks in their late 20s or early 30s...you'll be left with no choice but to enjoy it

[LeCola]

Jeez, rough going with the blowies

Reminds me of when I was a teenager, teenage chicks weren't great at them.

Wait til you hit some chicks in their late 20s or early 30s...you'll be left with no choice but to enjoy it

What about grannies?

50+ years BJ experience + no teeth

[Rolando]

Find a girl that you are attracted to and fall in love.

You are doing everything wrong. There's got to be something real behind all this. There's got to be desire. There's got to be passion. You have to put yourself out there, expose yourself and your heart. There's got to be risk.

You want to begin everything with simple eye-contact. Non-verbal, instantaneous.....When you enter a room, look around you. Who's looking back? Identify the one who's checking you out.....Of course don't be obvious. Girls are experts at this and you have to be an expert too. Look without looking. But, there's going to be somone......there always is, unless you are a total loser, which you probably aren't.

Anyway, change your whole mindset. This is real life, not some porn clip on the net. Hooking up with strangers and having sex immediately is actually quite weird....Of course these experiences will not be satifying. Go Old School. Create romance. Listen you your heart and your gut. Let that guide you. You want to find someone who you can't get out of your head.....someone who makes you nauseous.

[Spurs m8]

What about grannies?

50+ years BJ experience + no teeth

Ask me in 40 years lol

In theory, it'll be a wild ride

[LeCola]

Ask me in 40 years lol

In theory, it'll be a wild ride

I hope you will still able to get it up and experience that :cheers:

[Spurs m8]

I hope you will still able to get it up and experience that :cheers:

Cheers mate, probably be generation 3 viagra by then, I'll be going strong, brother :cheers:

[n00bie]

Update just hooked up with a older women on Tinder

Notes

Blowjobs still don't feel good, the first one felt like nothing, this one was borderline painful

She had a nice ass, way better than the first girl

I lasted 20+ minutes and gave her a massive facial

She said I was a great kisser and both women I have had sex with didn't believe I was a virgin

Next im trying to date someone rather than just quick hookups

Theres something wrong with your ***** bro. I never had a bj that didnt feel like anything. I've had some bad bjs before but it still felt good.

[Gohan]

Theres something wrong with your ***** bro. I never had a bj that didnt feel like anything. I've had some bad bjs before but it still felt good.



our residential house "you know what" kept the condom on lol

[Manny98]

The most interesting thing about losing my virginity is my urge to jack off to porn has completely gone

I only want real sex now :lol

[Spurs m8]

The most interesting thing about losing my virginity is my urge to jack off to porn has completely gone

I only want real sex now :lol

Yeah, that defs never happened to me lol

Both are enjoyable in their own way

Now watching porn while fvcking...thats a nice time too

[Draz]

Are you circumsized? I heard yall don't feel shit. Thank God I got my blanket still.

[diamenz]

Are you circumsized? I heard yall don't feel shit. Thank God I got my blanket still.

how big?