My dad reacts to Suns-Lakers

[Spain_]

My dad, who watches two euroleague games a year actually sat down to watch an NBA game with me today.
He has never seen an NBA game before so he had no context about anything, these are the things he said to me during the game (I wrote them down because I found them funny as hell):

-This Drummond guy is Girona level (Girona is our local team which plays in the second tier league of Spanish basketball).

-Dario Saric looks like a r*tard and moves like he has some sort of disability.

-The "unibrow guy" shoots too much, should move closer to the basket

-Cam Payne is the sh*t

-The Lakers have no offensive plan whatsoever

-Lebron should take every shot

-Americans are too fat

-Timeouts are too long

-Ayton is a good veteran presence

-Phoenix can't create offense without Paul

-Lakers players are scared when they take 3s

[ArbitraryWater]

My dad, who watches two euroleague games a year actually sat down to watch an NBA game with me today.
He has never seen an NBA game before so he had no context about anything, these are the things he said to me during the game (I wrote them down because I found them funny as hell):

-This Drummond guy is Girona level (Girona is our local team which plays in the second tier league of Spanish basketball).

-Dario Saric looks like a r*tard and moves like he has some sort of disability.

-The "unibrow guy" shoots too much, should move closer to the basket

-Cam Payne is the sh*t

-The Lakers have no offensive plan whatsoever

-Lebron should take every shot

-Americans are too fat

-Timeouts are too long

-Ayton is a good veteran presence

-Phoenix can't create offense without Paul

-Lakers players are scared when they take 3s

Agree with all except Phoenix can't create without Paul (Booker can just fine)


on point though.

[Spain_]

He also kept confusing Crowder with harrell and vice versa

[Spurs m8]

Lol good thread actually.

Would welcome an update for game 2.

[highwhey]

My dad, who watches two euroleague games a year actually sat down to watch an NBA game with me today.
He has never seen an NBA game before so he had no context about anything, these are the things he said to me during the game (I wrote them down because I found them funny as hell):

-This Drummond guy is Girona level (Girona is our local team which plays in the second tier league of Spanish basketball).

-Dario Saric looks like a r*tard and moves like he has some sort of disability.

-The "unibrow guy" shoots too much, should move closer to the basket

-Cam Payne is the sh*t

-The Lakers have no offensive plan whatsoever

-Lebron should take every shot

-Americans are too fat

-Timeouts are too long

-Ayton is a good veteran presence

-Phoenix can't create offense without Paul

-Lakers players are scared when they take 3s

booker had 8 assists tonight :kobe:

cp3 is their best facilitator by far, but book can get it done for spurts. so can cam payne (in much more isolated situations).

[Full Court]

Agree that timeouts are too long. That was the most astute observation your dad made.

[And1AllDay]

My dad, who watches two euroleague games a year actually sat down to watch an NBA game with me today.
He has never seen an NBA game before so he had no context about anything, these are the things he said to me during the game (I wrote them down because I found them funny as hell):

-This Drummond guy is Girona level (Girona is our local team which plays in the second tier league of Spanish basketball).

-Dario Saric looks like a r*tard and moves like he has some sort of disability.

-The "unibrow guy" shoots too much, should move closer to the basket

-Cam Payne is the sh*t

-The Lakers have no offensive plan whatsoever

-Lebron should take every shot

-Americans are too fat

-Timeouts are too long

-Ayton is a good veteran presence

-Phoenix can't create offense without Paul

-Lakers players are scared when they take 3s

my fave one, becos he is like 22 but looks 42

[Nilocon165]

Your dad has a genius level basketball IQ

[Spurs m8]

Agree that timeouts are too long. That was the most astute observation your dad made.

Silvers gotta upgrade that BOAT, need those timeouts

Bald cvnt

[LukeWalton]

your Dad on his first NBA game, made a better analysis than 90% of the ESPN commentators

[bison]

After watching one game, your dad already has a higher basketball IQ than most of the posters here.

[Spain_]

booker had 8 assists tonight :kobe:

cp3 is their best facilitator by far, but book can get it done for spurts. so can cam payne (in much more isolated situations).

He said this because the Suns completely fell apart offensively for a stretch when CP3 went down.
Dad is one of those old school sports people thats 100% eye test he doesnt even care how many points or assists someone has.

[Spain_]

your Dad on his first NBA game, made a better analysis than 90% of the ESPN commentators

The future of BB analysis
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[Rolando]

This is a good thread. It is always interesting what "fresh" eyes see, especially from somebody who knows sports.

Would like to hear your dad's commentary on the second game.

[Spain_]

Lol good thread actually.

Would welcome an update for game 2.

I doubt we will watch game 2 because of the time difference, I will try to get him to watch playoff games with me when they are at a reasonable time though, this sh*t was interesting.

[Spurs m8]

I doubt we will watch game 2 because of the time difference, I will try to get him to watch playoff games with me when they are at a reasonable time though, this sh*t was interesting.

Excellent.

Bump this thread if he gets around to some more games!

[DABIGSALSISHA]

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Did your dad laugh when LeBron flop??? I know I did, over here. Old school guys usually do that when we see actors of that caliber in action.

Please, ask your dad about the 1992 Barcelona Olympics and the Dream Team I , considered by many the best team assembled in sports history ever.

[LAL]

Did your dad laugh when LeBron flop??? I know I did, over here. Old school guys usually do that when we see actors of that caliber in action.

Please, ask your dad about the 1992 Barcelona Olympics and the Dream Team I , considered by many the best team assembled in sports history ever.

He did see right away that lebron was a passive bitch. His father was like why doesn't
he score more for his team? Wise man.

[red1]

My dad, who watches two euroleague games a year actually sat down to watch an NBA game with me today.
He has never seen an NBA game before so he had no context about anything, these are the things he said to me during the game (I wrote them down because I found them funny as hell):

-This Drummond guy is Girona level (Girona is our local team which plays in the second tier league of Spanish basketball).

-Dario Saric looks like a r*tard and moves like he has some sort of disability.

-The "unibrow guy" shoots too much, should move closer to the basket

-Cam Payne is the sh*t

-The Lakers have no offensive plan whatsoever

-Lebron should take every shot

-Americans are too fat

-Timeouts are too long

-Ayton is a good veteran presence

-Phoenix can't create offense without Paul

-Lakers players are scared when they take 3s


yup.



smart man.

[rawimpact]

Apple didn't fall far from the retard tree

[Jasper]

My dad, who watches two euroleague games a year actually sat down to watch an NBA game with me today.
He has never seen an NBA game before so he had no context about anything, these are the things he said to me during the game (I wrote them down because I found them funny as hell):



-The "unibrow guy" shoots too much, should move closer to the basket



Your dad knows enough to see what is happening !

[DJmicah]

my dad, who watches two euroleague games a year actually sat down to watch an nba game with me today.
He has never seen an nba game before so he had no context about anything, these are the things he said to me during the game (i wrote them down because i found them funny as hell):

-this drummond guy is girona level (girona is our local team which plays in the second tier league of spanish basketball).

-dario saric looks like a r*tard and moves like he has some sort of disability.

-the "unibrow guy" shoots too much, should move closer to the basket

-cam payne is the sh*t

-the lakers have no offensive plan whatsoever

-lebron should take every shot

-americans are too fat

-timeouts are too long

-ayton is a good veteran presence

-phoenix can't create offense without paul

-lakers players are scared when they take 3s

exactly

[DABIGSALSISHA]

He did see right away that lebron was a passive bitch. His father was like why doesn't
he score more for his team? Wise man.

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