Do you want to be buried or cremated when you die?

[Patrick Chewing]

When that day comes when it's time to meet God, or go into the abyss of nothingness, what would you prefer your family do with your body?

[kenneth_griffin]

when you die you won't even know you're dead or ever existed. so why bother caring


and if you do somehow have an eternal soul that can do whatever it wants after death.. chances are you won't be sticking around.. you'll be off talking to God, seeing other galaxies, reliving moments in your life, starting a new life over or entering a realm/connecting with every other life force that ever existed into one total conscience and not even caring about simple things like humanity or individuality.

unless you believe in some weird spirit haunting invisible ghost afterlife where you just walk around aimlessly watching people like some creep. and in that case youl probly be in some teenage girls bedroom watching some chick get changed or ****ing with people for fun


in no way shape or form would you be hovering around your corpse wondering whether or not they would follow through with your wishes to be burned in an oven

[Derka]

Cremate me and spread my ashes in two specific locations: my favorite beach here on the Cape and the baseball diamond in Fall River that I played on when I was a kid.

If I do have a soul...and if that soul survives the death of my body...and if my soul returns to the place where my body lies, then that's how I want to spend eternity: on the beach and watching my favorite game be played at its most pure, simple level. I'll spend winters in whatever passes for Belize in the celestial plane. :oldlol:

Besides, people who know me now or will know me in the future are the only ones who might visit my grave and they'll all be dead in a couple hundred years. After that, all I'm doing is taking up space in a field in a box in a concrete vault while my body rots away, which is silly.

[Patrick Chewing]

Besides, people who know me now or will know me in the future are the only ones who might visit my grave and they'll all be dead in a couple hundred years. After that, all I'm doing is taking up space in a field in a box in a concrete vault while my body rots away, which is silly.

I thought about this. The amount of graves that you see in New York and I'm sure the Northeast is insane. These are people that died years ago or hundreds of years ago. At that point, is anyone still visiting a relative that they know nothing about? Good point.

I don't even have children. I would like to. But if I die with no next of kin, I doubt anyone will visit my gravesite. However, I still have a feeling that cremation is extreme. It probably stems from having my grandparents cremated. I grew up with them and then one day seeing what used to be them just crammed into a plastic bag that's crammed into a tiny box is pretty jarring.

[Stanley Kobrick]

i don't believe patrick and those at his weight capacity would legally be allowed to be cremated as the burning of such corpse would create a dynamic weather shift and shower the east coast with ash for months similar to aushwitz and treblinka. on the other hand 3rd world countries could triple their GDP just by extracting his blubber to manufacture soap and essential oils



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPsYOnGPOZk

[Im Still Ballin]

Lenin-style mausoleum/tomb.

https://quintinlake.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/lenins-mausoleum-tomb-moscow-2.jpg

https://static.scientificamerican.com/sciam/cache/file/7A3E39F2-2EAD-4EE4-94747F056F593160_source.jpg

[Stanley Kobrick]

Lenin-style mausoleum/tomb.

https://quintinlake.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/lenins-mausoleum-tomb-moscow-2.jpg

https://static.scientificamerican.com/sciam/cache/file/7A3E39F2-2EAD-4EE4-94747F056F593160_source.jpg
i was hoping they would do this for kobe at staples center, but all they did was change a small street near the arena to his name

[LAmbruh]

i don't believe patrick and those at his weight capacity would legally be allowed to be cremated as the burning of such corpse would create a dynamic weather shift and shower the east coast with ash for months similar to aushwitz and treblinka. on the other hand 3rd world countries could triple their GDP just by extracting his blubber to manufacture soap and essential oils



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPsYOnGPOZk
:roll:

[highwhey]

i don't believe patrick and those at his weight capacity would legally be allowed to be cremated as the burning of such corpse would create a dynamic weather shift and shower the east coast with ash for months similar to aushwitz and treblinka. on the other hand 3rd world countries could triple their GDP just by extracting his blubber to manufacture soap and essential oils



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPsYOnGPOZk

:roll::roll:

[FultzNationRISE]

Neither. I want my body flung into outer space.

[Joey Turnbuckle]

Face down in the dirt.

No casket.

I want mother earth to absorb my nutrients as I penetrate her, and we become one.

[n00bie]

Buried because I'd want my children / grand children to visit my grave without having my ash's in their home.. but when it comes down to it I'd be ok with whatever my kids decide.

[welfarefan]

Face down in the dirt.

No casket.

I want mother earth to absorb my nutrients as I penetrate her, and we become one.

As if the piss, shit and 50k tons supply of garbage waste weren't already enough. Now the earth has to take on the biomass and your 50 alts

[scuzzy]

Victims of covid 19 or their families don't even have a choice, right into the Urn youz goez. That's how we know it's fake like 9/11 and holocaust because only one body (arm) was found in the rubble at ground zero? The camps? 8 million jews and covid "deaths" is only .05% of the earth population and really not that big of a deal in the grand slam scheme of things. amarite

I wouldn't mind letting funeral homes get creative and started letting farmers use your body as animal food. Only to pay homage as we used them as a source of energy for a lifetime. The church and peta would be ok with it

[Axe]

When you're morbidly obese by the time you perish, wouldn't you want to be roasted asap instead? And once done, let your loved ones consume a piece of you until nothing's left. So they'd feel that you're still somewhat living inside their hearts, after all. Wouldn't matter if they'll be deemed as cannibals or not, because not everyone should know about it anyway. ;)

Jk. :oldlol:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-o_2H2Ef8BE

[Jasper]

I thought about this. The amount of graves that you see in New York and I'm sure the Northeast is insane. These are people that died years ago or hundreds of years ago. At that point, is anyone still visiting a relative that they know nothing about? Good point.

I don't even have children. I would like to. But if I die with no next of kin, I doubt anyone will visit my gravesite. However, I still have a feeling that cremation is extreme. It probably stems from having my grandparents cremated. I grew up with them and then one day seeing what used to be them just crammed into a plastic bag that's crammed into a tiny box is pretty jarring.

I would , I'll have the tombstone read : ISH poster dead and still wasting space.

[Jasper]

Victims of covid 19 or their families don't even have a choice, right into the Urn youz goez. That's how we know it's fake like 9/11 and holocaust because only one body (arm) was found in the rubble at ground zero? The camps? 8 million jews and covid "deaths" is only .05% of the earth population and really not that big of a deal in the grand slam scheme of things. amarite

I wouldn't mind letting funeral homes get creative and started letting farmers use your body as animal food. Only to pay homage as we used them as a source of energy for a lifetime. The church and peta would be ok with it:milton

[Patrick Chewing]

I would , I'll have the tombstone read : ISH poster dead and still wasting space.

You're in your 70's. So let me know where I can pay my respects.

[highwhey]

OP got roasted like a whole pig on a rotisserie

[Jasper]

You're in your 70's. So let me know where I can pay my respects.

awhhh LMAO


OP got roasted like a whole pig on a rotisserie

I didn't say a word

[iamgine]

Just dump in a grave. No coffin no tombstone. Less burden and more eco friendly.

[Axe]

Just dump in a grave. No coffin no tombstone. Less burden and more eco friendly.
But wouldn't they require a burial or cremation for issuance of a death certificate?

[iamgine]

But wouldn't they require a burial or cremation for issuance of a death certificate?

not sure, maybe.

[Patrick Chewing]

On second thought, shooting me into space doesn't sound like a bad idea. That way, as I'm hurdling through a different galaxy, there's hope that some advanced civilization will find me and revive me with their advanced technology.

[highwhey]

On second thought, shooting me into space doesn't sound like a bad idea. That way, as I'm hurdling through a different galaxy, there's hope that some advanced civilization will find me and revive me with their advanced technology.
Estas muy pesado para eso hermano.

[Patrick Chewing]

Estas muy pesado para eso hermano.

Everyone is weightless in space. Even someone as heavy as you.

[highwhey]

Everyone is weightless in space. Even someone as heavy as you.

Nah dawg, you need to read more about physics. You still have mass.

[Iverson3]

Everyone is weightless in space. Even someone as heavy as you.

Cremation is better for you. It's hard to find an XXl Caskette or Coffin. Unless they customize it just what WWF did to Yokozuna in his caskets match with the Undertaker
https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2018/07/9d6f83ce7debe76b-600x338.jpg

[Axe]

Cremation is better for you. It's hard to find an XXl Caskette or Coffin. Unless they customize it just what WWF did to Yokozuna in his caskets match with the Undertaker
https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2018/07/9d6f83ce7debe76b-600x338.jpg
Roasting is still better imho.

[HylianNightmare]

Burn me up

[cowolter]

Donating my organs, and cremating the rest. I might make a very complicated travel map of where to scatter my ashes, just to give my loved ones an excuse to travel.

[Jasper]

On second thought, shooting me into space doesn't sound like a bad idea. That way, as I'm hurdling through a different galaxy, there's hope that some advanced civilization will find me and revive me with their advanced technology.

This would be a horrible idea , aliens would think the human race has no brains to work with.

[Patrick Chewing]

Cremation is better for you. It's hard to find an XXl Caskette or Coffin. Unless they customize it just what WWF did to Yokozuna in his caskets match with the Undertaker
https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2018/07/9d6f83ce7debe76b-600x338.jpg

Lebron23 getting careless with me. You don't want this smoke little man.