My delivery driver was a real baddie

[Joey Turnbuckle]

Yo, this chick be workin in a dress and is like 5'4 if that, 100lbs, well maybe 115 with those monster tits. Wasn't expecting that, given her name is Gemima. The milkshake spilled in her bag so I got some paper towels to help her clean it up. I didn't even think to write my number down on a paper towel. I quickly went to text her through door dash if she is dtf but it was too late. What coulda been... how many Gemimas can possibly live in a city of 100k? I'm gonna find her and see if she wants to hang out at the public pool.

[diamenz]

should've taken some creepshots up her dress and shared it with the bois.

[Joey Turnbuckle]

How dis for creep?


https://i.ibb.co/w6224VL/20210610-201740.jpg



Found profile.

[highwhey]

should've taken some creepshots up her dress and shared it with the bois.

:oldlol: wtf

[FultzNationRISE]

How dis for creep?


https://i.ibb.co/w6224VL/20210610-201740.jpg



Found profile.


Not sure if this is even a serious thread, but pretty funny if your takeout was delivered by a girl in an "educated black queen" shirt :oldlol:

[Joey Turnbuckle]

Not sure if this is even a serious thread, but pretty funny if your takeout was delivered by a girl in an "educated black queen" shirt :oldlol:

She was wearing a tight dress with horizontal stripes that were a bunch of different colors but that's her body in the pic wearing that shirt lol. I thought she was probably 21 but she just graduated, so uh, 18 at least, I hope.... I was joking about contacting her though. Someone else posted the other day that they are gonna go knock on a girls door unannounced to ask her if she wants to hang out at the pool lol. I wasn't actually going to look their profile up until diamenz mentioned creep pics. With her name I figured it would be easy and it was.

[Manny98]

How dis for creep?


https://i.ibb.co/w6224VL/20210610-201740.jpg



Found profile.
:facepalm

[ArbitraryWater]

dafuq

can anyone explain this to me, you found the person that delivered food to you, how?

[Chick Stern]

She was wearing a tight dress with horizontal stripes that were a bunch of different colors but that's her body in the pic wearing that shirt lol. I thought she was probably 21 but she just graduated, so uh, 18 at least, I hope.... I was joking about contacting her though. Someone else posted the other day that they are gonna go knock on a girls door unannounced to ask her if she wants to hang out at the pool lol. I wasn't actually going to look their profile up until diamenz mentioned creep pics. With her name I figured it would be easy and it was.
So she was wearing a rainbow outfit in June?
https://media.giphy.com/media/8bgaGxetgllNm/giphy.gif

[Joey Turnbuckle]

Dress was similar to this but filled with way bigger goombas.




https://cdn-img.prettylittlething.com/e/f/6/8/ef68b5cf6292ff09acddb17af97e183ad301296c_clx3183_1 .jpg

[Joey Turnbuckle]

dafuq

can anyone explain this to me, you found the person that delivered food to you, how?


Not too many Gemima's in my city from the country of bungholio. Sadly, she was already indoctrinated into western culture as you can see by her shirt. Someone needs to bang her out of that pronto. I'll offer to take her to the red lobster in exchange for the sex. Explain that it's women's empowerment to have full control over a man and the woman choosing when she wants to trade it for crab legs is the epitome of power.

[welfarefan]

the heck? i just saw this exact comment word for word on facebook that was originally screen shot off 4chan like it always is

:biggums:

we've already went over plagiarizing others funnies Kenny. but the only funny bunny about this story is once she/it/us shuts you down, you sprint back on 4chan and cry to the incels how her rainbow blouse meant she was a tranny loving fggt and probably had a d*ck herself. emirate shew? HAHAHA #RR3joke! #Tacojoke! #GOTEM@funnybunny.com :oldlol:

[Stanley Kobrick]

the heck? i just saw this exact comment word for word on facebook that was originally screen shot off 4chan like it always is

:biggums:

we've already went over plagiarizing others funnies Kenny. but the only funny bunny about this story is once she/it/us shuts you down, you sprint back on 4chan and cry to the incels how her rainbow blouse meant she was a tranny loving fggt and probably had a d*ck herself. emirate shew? HAHAHA #RR3joke! #Tacojoke! #GOTEM@funnybunny.com :oldlol:
it was at this very moment that kenny's subscription to his own thread, had seized to exist :ohwell:

[Joey Turnbuckle]

the heck? i just saw this exact comment word for word on facebook that was originally screen shot off 4chan like it always is

:biggums:

we've already went over plagiarizing others funnies Kenny. but the only funny bunny about this story is once she/it/us shuts you down, you sprint back on 4chan and cry to the incels how her rainbow blouse meant she was a tranny loving fggt and probably had a d*ck herself. emirate shew? HAHAHA #RR3joke! #Tacojoke! #GOTEM@funnybunny.com :oldlol:



Interesting considering I don't go to 4chan, or have Twitter or Facebook or any social media.

This retard is a sociopath. No wonder kblaze exposed the basement dwelling nutjob crybaby.

[Joey Turnbuckle]

Hey, numb nuts.....


https://i.ibb.co/9H3zFS3/20210611-110412.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/Vjpd8Nz/20210611-110457.jpg


I have a screen shot from the delivery because I showed my friend the driver's name the other day. And I didn't rate the delivery so I just took a screen shot of that now.

What's it like being a low iq sociopathic retard?

Best of luck to you in life, you're gonna need it.

[FultzNationRISE]

Hey, numb nuts.....


https://i.ibb.co/9H3zFS3/20210611-110412.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/Vjpd8Nz/20210611-110457.jpg


I have a screen shot from the delivery because I showed my friend the driver's name the other day. And I didn't rate the delivery so I just took a screen shot of that now.

What's it like being a low iq sociopathic retard?

Best of luck to you in life, you're gonna need it.


He’s baiting you with gibberish into having some kind of interaction with him.

These are troubled times for our friends in the parody account community. Please be empathic.

[DoctorP]

Public pool is your idea of a date?

what are you, homeless?

[Joey Turnbuckle]

He’s baiting you with gibberish into having some kind of interaction with him.

These are troubled times for our friends in the parody account community. Please be empathic.

Poor guy. That's some serious mental illness. Nothing he said was funny or interesting and nothing about my response was funny or interesting. Dude really is desperate for interaction.

[Joey Turnbuckle]

Public pool is your idea of a date?

what are you, homeless?

Yeah, that's why they can never find my place. They don't know which tree I'm sleeping behind. Also, the guy in the other thread said he is going to ask out his neighbor on a date to the pool at his complex and it seemed like a really good idea. He seems like he knows what he's doing and this way I can see her bits. I suppose I could find a cheap motel with a pool or hot tub but that's a bit presumptuous. I'll just ask her first thing if she is dtf

[highwhey]

Yeah, that's why they can never find my place. They don't know which tree I'm sleeping behind. Also, the guy in the other thread said he is going to ask out his neighbor on a date to the pool at his complex and it seemed like a really good idea. He seems like he knows what he's doing and this way I can see her bits. I suppose I could find a cheap motel with a pool or hot tub but that's a bit presumptuous. I'll just ask her first thing if she is dtf

:lol

[DoctorP]

Yeah, that's why they can never find my place. They don't know which tree I'm sleeping behind. Also, the guy in the other thread said he is going to ask out his neighbor on a date to the pool at his complex and it seemed like a really good idea. He seems like he knows what he's doing and this way I can see her bits. I suppose I could find a cheap motel with a pool or hot tub but that's a bit presumptuous. I'll just ask her first thing if she is dtf

your prowess with women seems strong... :biggums:

[baudkarma]

Public pool is your idea of a date?

what are you, homeless?

He ordered delivery from Steak 'n Shake. Public pool is his idea of a fancy date

[Meticode]

Best part about this thread was the post where he posts a screenshot of the delivery through DoorDash with her name on it, but says in the same post "best of luck to you in life" :oldlol:

Straight up stalking her, creeping on Facebook after her. Widdled down to missed oppertunities with food delivery girls with Black Queen shirts, only to creep them to look them up, save a Facebook pic and chop off her head to post it to a basketball internet off topic thread to prove nothing but the desperation.

Even if it is a bait thread for trolling, pretty f*cking funny nonetheless.

[MrFonzworth]

Best part about this thread was the post where he posts a screenshot of the delivery through DoorDash with her name on it, but says in the same post "best of luck to you in life" :oldlol:

Straight up stalking her, creeping on Facebook after her. Widdled down to missed oppertunities with food delivery girls with Black Queen shirts, only to creep them to look them up, save a Facebook pic and chop off her head to post it to a basketball internet off topic thread to prove nothing but the desperation.

Even if it is a bait thread for trolling, pretty f*cking funny nonetheless.


https://youtu.be/a7U3wmUCe8Q