Ode To Lebron James

[Full Court]

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

[FultzNationRISE]

A terrible poem
But OP is challenged
So we’ll put it on the wall and tack it

Nothing on Earth
Is as cringey as Jizzo
The world’s biggest ******

[TheCorporation]

A terrible poem
But OP is challenged
So we’ll put it on the wall and tack it

Nothing on Earth
Is as cringey as Jizzo
The world’s biggest ******

+1

We'll stick this valiant effort where it belongs, on the fridge with the rest of the failures.

[Full Court]

A terrible poem
But OP is challenged
So we’ll put it on the wall and tack it

Nothing on Earth
Is as cringey as Jizzo
The world’s biggest ******

You've got some potential, but you have a lot of work to do before your poetry is up to standard.

To be fair though, a masterpiece like mine is hard to follow.

[kenneth_griffin]

Jeff was once rich when Kenny was still posting

he returned to acclaim. legendary he was boasting

he thought things would return to the glory days they once had

but this place is a shithole and his revenue is still sad

for everyone has left and moved on with their lives

while Jeff is still hurting from his many ex wives

the money has dried up and the nba is no more

look on the bright side...kenny is back. but Jeff is still poor

[Mr. Jabbar]

enough

lets rank the gagoats by DICK size:

1- LeBron James
2- Ali
3- Woods
4- Pele
5- Phelps
6- Federer

[2much_knowledge]

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

Beautiful piece sir

[FultzNationRISE]

enough

lets rank the gagoats by DICK size:

1- LeBron James
2- Ali
3- Woods
4- Pele
5- Phelps
6- Federer


You always know just what to say :cry: :cheers:

[BallsOut]

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

:lebronamazed:

[FultzNationRISE]

:lebronamazed:


No. Lebron is NOT amazed.

I’m sorry. But he’s not.

Not at that.

[Airupthere]

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

That was perfect :oldlol:

[Lebron23]

You've got some potential, but you have a lot of work to do before your poetry is up to standard.

To be fair though, a masterpiece like mine is hard to follow.

Masterpiece??? it looks like it was written by a retard aka a Mongoloid aka a guy with a Down Syndrome

https://cdss.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Working-with-People-with-Down-Syndrome-Things-You-Should-Know.jpg

[Full Court]

Masterpiece??? it looks like it was written by a retard aka a Mongoloid aka a guy with a Down Syndrome

https://cdss.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Working-with-People-with-Down-Syndrome-Things-You-Should-Know.jpg

The way you always feel the need to try to white knight for your wannabe boyfriend is cute. I'm sure he's flattered.

[Full Court]

Bumping this for the Lebronies.

[Baller789]

enough

lets rank the gagoats by DICK size:

1- LeBron James
2- Ali
3- Woods
4- Pele
5- Phelps
6- Federer

Smallest at #1 right?

[SouBeachTalents]

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7x1J36sQIA

[RogueBorg]

enough

lets rank the gagoats by DICK size:

1- LeBron James
2- Ali
3- Woods
4- Pele
5- Phelps
6- Federer

Maybe we should ask Lebron's mom?

[Full Court]

Maybe we should ask Lebron's mom?

:roll:

[2much_knowledge]

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

Brilliant and accurate

[Full Court]

Brilliant and accurate

Thank you, sir. :cheers:

[Full Court]

Don't worry, Bronies. I'll compose another verse for this at the end of the season. So you have something to look forward to. :oldlol:

[RogueBorg]

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

:applause: Bravissimo! :applause:

[8Ball]

This thread is a bunch of homeless retards hanging around the dumpster fire to sing a lullaby to themselves.

:oldlol:

[Full Court]

This thread is a bunch of homeless retards hanging around the dumpster fire to sing a lullaby to themselves.

:oldlol:

You sound like you're upset.

Don't worry though. There will more more verses coming. :lol

[Baller789]

You sound like you're upset.

Don't worry though. There will more more verses coming. :lol

May I recommend adding the Ray Allen and Kyrie Irving saving Bran's legacy shots.
Also the butt graping Lebron got with that dirty old man Tim Duncan.

[Full Court]

May I recommend adding the Ray Allen and Kyrie Irving saving Bran's legacy shots.
Also the butt graping Lebron got with that dirty old man Tim Duncan.

Not a bad idea. I'll see what I can do.

[8Ball]

May I recommend adding the Ray Allen and Kyrie Irving saving Bran's legacy shots.
Also the butt graping Lebron got with that dirty old man Tim Duncan.

That Ray Allen shot was the most delicious shot I ever witnessed.

Sat there in a sports bar. LeBron haters were jumping up and down in joy that night, ***** in their hands. Ray Allen 3..... they were devastated. They sat silent for rest of the night. They knew it was over.

When Kyrie hit that 3 I had the hugest boner of all time. I knew game was over. Greatest championship ever in 2016.

[Baller789]

That Ray Allen shot was the most delicious shot I ever witnessed.

Sat there in a sports bar. LeBron haters were jumping up and down in joy that night, ***** in their hands. Ray Allen 3..... they were devastated. They sat silent for rest of the night. They knew it was over.

When Kyrie hit that 3 I had the hugest boner of all time. I knew game was over. Greatest championship ever in 2016.

It was amazing, and Lebron being bailed out was a huge black mark on his legacy.

[8Ball]

It was amazing, and Lebron being bailed out was a huge black mark on his legacy.

Your are so mind ****ed by me that a LeBron championship = black mark on his legacy.

This happens whenever people argue with me on this forum. They get mind ****ed and start self owning themselves.

When I say I have never lost an argument on this forum and I am always right that is a factual statement.

[Baller789]

Your are so mind ****ed by me that a LeBron championship = black mark on his legacy.

This happens whenever people argue with me on this forum. They get mind ****ed and start self owning themselves.

When I say I have never lost an argument on this forum and I am always right that is a factual statement.

Yes championships which the supposed GOAT player didn't make or assist the most clutch moments of his carreer.

Of course you don't lose discussions. :lol

[TheGoatest]

More like "Ode to my alts". :roll:

[Baller789]

More like "Ode to my alts". :roll:
Hello altmaster.

[Full Court]

More like "Ode to my alts". :roll:

:lebroncry:

[Axe]

Masterpiece??? it looks like it was written by a retard aka a Mongoloid aka a guy with a Down Syndrome

https://cdss.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Working-with-People-with-Down-Syndrome-Things-You-Should-Know.jpg
:roll::roll::roll: