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Kblaze8855
06-26-2021, 04:34 PM
I was challenged in another topic to do this so here we are.....I apologize in advance.

3 man teams....all of nba history at your disposal. They have to help you defeat these beings to save your life. Who you taking? The enemies:




Jason in Jason X form:



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TeemingBareAlligatorsnappingturtle-size_restricted.gif


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ScrawnySadHerald-size_restricted.gif





Pennywise:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JoyousCaringAllensbigearedbat-size_restricted.gif










Me?

Against Jason we need physical people who can also take direction.

Im thinking Shawn Kemp for pure ignorant explosiveness I hope will listen to an execute the plan. Steven Adams as the powerhouse who is probably smarter than his brutish appearance would suggest in a movie setting. Last guy needs some tactical experience since I’m lacking in it. Who was in the army and nba? Elgin Baylor was but he didn’t see action. Bill Bradley? Giannis has the training but I’m sure he never really did anything.

I don’t know about this one. David Robinson was in the navy and was a superhuman but I’m not sure about tactics. Might just go small and take a thinker to help me work out a plan. I feel like maybe Shane Battier would know his way around a nefarious plan.

Me and Shane could probably think of something for Kemp and Adams to do to keep us alive. Jason is a purely physical threat. Being restrained well enough we could burn him to ash. I’d figure something out.



Pennywise has other problems. He gets in your head and feeds on your fear so....


Kobe
Jordan
Bird

something like that. All 3 show little fear but also have the killer instinct to try to finish him off....and the pride to not wanna lose a war of wills. I don’t know if they could work together in a situation where someone has to plan and others have to fail in line though. Might need to drop one for ego reasons but I’m not sure who.

Ill give it some thought while I walk through costco.

Ghost1
06-26-2021, 04:40 PM
LeBron
Raymone
James

Kblaze8855
06-26-2021, 04:43 PM
Nah Lebron would join Jason before he fought him. And he feels like the type to wanna take charge and prove how smart he is by commanding from the rear as we attack. We only have room for one douche like that and you’re talking to him. Lebron is too proud to listen to a plan me and Battier laid out.

bullettooth
06-26-2021, 04:46 PM
Ben Wallace
Anthony Mason
Karl Malone

SouBeachTalents
06-26-2021, 04:46 PM
Wilt/Shaq/Ben Wallace for Jason

Artest/Rodman/Sprewell for Pennywise

Kblaze8855
06-26-2021, 04:48 PM
Rodman is a formerly suicidal reformed introvert with a lot of childhood demons. Pennywise would get in his head.

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
06-26-2021, 04:50 PM
So 2 villains vs 3 players?

Bill Russell, Bird and Mike. Russ was strong and a GOAT tier athlete. I like his chances vs Jason, who's all brawn and no brains. Like Schumacher's Bane. Bill was a genius.

Pennywise poops himself trying to get into Bird's psyche.

Ghost1
06-26-2021, 04:52 PM
LeBron
Harden
Durant

Durant's bodyguard shoves Jason while Slim Peeper and the Jimbos run away.

Bay Area Baller
06-26-2021, 05:32 PM
Raymond Felton
Thaddeus Young
Mo Harkless

Theyre tough when it counts.

ShawkFactory
06-26-2021, 06:11 PM
Random answers. But I’d throw Nate Thurmond at Jason. Just brute force. Jason isn’t intelligent and could be knocked down by another huge strong dude.

Larry Bird gets pennywise. There’s no other answer for that one

gonzaldo
06-26-2021, 06:35 PM
From current players Kawhi because he is autist so probably Pennywise will get lost in his head and Butler for Jason, because he is the one with the toughest upbringing, so he'll fight til the end.

Spain_
06-26-2021, 07:29 PM
I was challenged in another topic to do this so here we are.....I apologize in advance.

3 man teams....all of nba history at your disposal. They have to help you defeat these beings to save your life. Who you taking? The enemies:




Jason in Jason X form:



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TeemingBareAlligatorsnappingturtle-size_restricted.gif


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ScrawnySadHerald-size_restricted.gif





Pennywise:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JoyousCaringAllensbigearedbat-size_restricted.gif










Me?

Against Jason we need physical people who can also take direction.

Im thinking Shawn Kemp for pure ignorant explosiveness I hope will listen to an execute the plan. Steven Adams as the powerhouse who is probably smarter than his brutish appearance would suggest in a movie setting. Last guy needs some tactical experience since I’m lacking in it. Who was in the army and nba? Elgin Baylor was but he didn’t see action. Bill Bradley? Giannis has the training but I’m sure he never really did anything.

I don’t know about this one. David Robinson was in the navy and was a superhuman but I’m not sure about tactics. Might just go small and take a thinker to help me work out a plan. I feel like maybe Shane Battier would know his way around a nefarious plan.

Me and Shane could probably think of something for Kemp and Adams to do to keep us alive. Jason is a purely physical threat. Being restrained well enough we could burn him to ash. I’d figure something out.



Pennywise has other problems. He gets in your head and feeds on your fear so....


Kobe
Jordan
Bird

something like that. All 3 show little fear but also have the killer instinct to try to finish him off....and the pride to not wanna lose a war of wills. I don’t know if they could work together in a situation where someone has to plan and others have to fail in line though. Might need to drop one for ego reasons but I’m not sure who.

Ill give it some thought while I walk through costco.

Against Jason you want a runner, so I would choose Pistons Rip Hamilton , you can't outmuscle Jason so you need a guy that can use his surroundings and his movement to get open.

Against pennywise someone with Zero imagination, I would take Wiggins, too dead inside already to emotionally mess with.

Jasper
06-27-2021, 12:08 AM
moses malone
MJ
Rodman

iamgine
06-27-2021, 01:10 AM
Drob was a God fearing man so he'll simply rebuke these demons and they will run away.

Joey Turnbuckle
06-27-2021, 01:20 AM
Gilbert Arenas
Stephen Jackson or Jamaal Tinsley
Bonzi Wells or Zach Randolph


The dudes pulling guns on each other and have fired shots at other people would be my team.