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Shooter
06-28-2021, 06:43 PM
Le7631 is untouchable

8 MVPs in the 3 point era is impossible (4x MVP, 4x FMVP)

Who is the next closest? KD with 3?

17x all NBA is untouchable

+420 steals is untouchable

12 game winners is untouchable. KD has what, 3? :lol

Never relied on 1 guy to do all the work, etc

Shit coaches his entire career

You get the point

LeBulletProof

RogueBorg
06-28-2021, 06:48 PM
Le7631 is untouchable

8 MVPs in the 3 point era is impossible (4x MVP, 4x FMVP)

Who is the next closest? KD with 3?

17x all NBA is untouchable

+420 steals is untouchable

12 game winners is untouchable. KD has what, 3? :lol

Never relied on 1 guy to do all the work, etc

Shit coaches his entire career

You get the point

LeBulletProof

You forgot;

-86
4-6
All-time turnover leader
2 bronze medals
And most importantly, Jordan did play in the 3-point era...11 MVP's>8

Shooter
06-28-2021, 06:50 PM
You forgot;

-86
4-6
All-time turnover leader
2 bronze medals
And most importantly, Jordan did play in the 3-point era...11 MVP's>8

MJ shot like 20% from 3 for like six years :lol That aint a 3 point era :lol

Anyway,

Le7631 is untouchable

8 MVPs in the 3 point era is impossible (4x MVP, 4x FMVP)

Who is the next closest? KD with 3?

17x all NBA is untouchable

+420 steals is untouchable

12 game winners is untouchable. KD has what, 3? :lol

Never relied on 1 guy to do all the work, etc

Shit coaches his entire career

You get the point

LeBulletProof

ClipperRevival
06-28-2021, 06:52 PM
Le7631 is untouchable

8 MVPs in the 3 point era is impossible (4x MVP, 4x FMVP)

Who is the next closest? KD with 3?

17x all NBA is untouchable

+420 steals is untouchable

12 game winners is untouchable. KD has what, 3? :lol

Never relied on 1 guy to do all the work, etc

Shit coaches his entire career

You get the point

LeBulletProof

You forgot to add:

Issa

:dancin

Wrap

:hammertime:

Shooter
06-28-2021, 06:54 PM
You forgot to add:

Issa

:dancin

Wrap

:hammertime:

#The MJ Formula

Shoot 20% from 3 for six years until Pippen saves you :roll::roll:

Now THAT'S A WRAP!!

RogueBorg
06-28-2021, 06:54 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.

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Jordan living rent-free

ClipperRevival
06-28-2021, 06:56 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.

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Jordan living rent-free


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Shooter
06-28-2021, 06:59 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.

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Jordan living rent-free

You might want to stay in college. It's 15.2, not 152 :lol :lol

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MadDog
06-28-2021, 07:07 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.

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Jordan living rent-free

Damn. The mod got this degenerate on a string. He's content with this lowlife posting garbage ALL hours throughout the day. And why wouldn't he be? Stans dont mind volunteer work lmao

Spurs m8
06-28-2021, 07:08 PM
All time most turnovers

All time most playoff turnovers? (Buckles with playoff pressure)

All time most missed playoff shots (once again, struggles with pressure)

No collusion...no ring

No AD...no success out West

Even OP doesn't believe what he writes....we all know it

You've been melting down for a month now, op

Don't you think it's time you got a life?
You'll feel better

Shooter
06-28-2021, 07:09 PM
All time most turnovers

All time most playoff turnovers? (Buckles with playoff pressure)

All time most missed playoff shots (once again, struggles with pressure)

No collusion...no ring

No AD...no success out West

Even OP doesn't believe what he writes....we all know it

Meltdown

LeBulletProof

Bronbron23
06-28-2021, 07:11 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.

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Jordan living rent-free

This. Shooter is absolutely losing it since bron got bounced in round 1

The Deam
06-28-2021, 07:16 PM
Do you guys at least get paid to suck LeBron's balls all day or do you do it for free?

MadDog
06-28-2021, 07:26 PM
Do you guys at least get paid to suck LeBron's balls all day or do you do it for free?

OP definitely doesn't. Sad scene!

Shooter
06-28-2021, 07:42 PM
#The MJ Formula

Shoot 20% from 3 for six years until Pippen saves you :roll::roll:

Now THAT'S A WRAP!!

3ball?

Spurs m8
06-28-2021, 07:44 PM
All time most turnovers

All time most playoff turnovers? (Buckles with playoff pressure)

All time most missed playoff shots (once again, struggles with pressure)

No collusion...no ring

No AD...no success out West

Even OP doesn't believe what he writes....we all know it

You've been melting down for a month now, op

Don't you think it's time you got a life?
You'll feel better

Oh yeah...and 2011.

The single most embarrassing thing that's ever happened in the history of basketball

bullettooth
06-28-2021, 07:46 PM
Oh yeah...and 2011.

The single most embarrassing thing that's ever happened in the history of basketball

Would have been slightly less embarrassing if this didn't happen:

https://wp.usatodaysports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2014/12/lebron.gif

Spurs m8
06-28-2021, 07:47 PM
Would have been slightly less embarrassing if this didn't happen:

https://wp.usatodaysports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2014/12/lebron.gif

Oh yeah lmao

Bawkish
06-28-2021, 11:30 PM
Would have been slightly less embarrassing if this didn't happen:

https://wp.usatodaysports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2014/12/lebron.gif

"....but 6 Finals losses"

And1AllDay
06-28-2021, 11:37 PM
Would have been slightly less embarrassing if this didn't happen:

https://wp.usatodaysports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2014/12/lebron.gif

not four not fi-- okay maybe four. could be five :pimp:

TheMan
06-28-2021, 11:42 PM
You forgot;

-86
4-6
All-time turnover leader
2 bronze medals
And most importantly, Jordan did play in the 3-point era...11 MVP's>8

/thread

Full Court
06-28-2021, 11:42 PM
I can't fathom being so wrapped up in another man's test icles that you spend all your time making posts worshipping him.

Give it up, OP. Lebum's not going to be your boyfriend no matter how many threads you make about him.

And1AllDay
06-28-2021, 11:43 PM
bullet holes:

2004 - lottery, bronze medal

2005 - lottery

2006 - bronze medal

2007 - swept in the finals

2008 - gold medals saved by kobe

2009 - choke to Dwight

2010 - quit

2011 - cucked by jj barea

2012 - lockout fake season collusion

2013 - ray allen bail out, linked to steroid clinic

2014 - cucked by an air conditioner, quit

2015 - visits steroid clinic, cucked by 6th man

2016 - bail out by kyrie, begged silver to suspend draymond

2017 - cucked by kyrie and KD

2018 - forgetting to call timeout, quitting OT, soft picked off Durant, quit, swept

2019 - lottery after "activating playoff mode"

2020 - 5 month break bubble buddy covid Disney ring with no fans, no travel,, carried by David through 3 rounds

2021 - first round chump without davis, cucked by devin booker


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robert california going for another ban

yuck

And1AllDay
06-28-2021, 11:51 PM
"please don't troll our admins"


ok jeffery

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f4/b7/3b/f4b73babae430b2dcecb29e42ab23497.jpg

just dont post my pic or a pen1s and you can stay

learn and stop being destructive idiot

Spurs m8
06-28-2021, 11:52 PM
bullet holes:

2004 - lottery, bronze medal

2005 - lottery

2006 - bronze medal

2007 - swept in the finals

2008 - gold medals saved by kobe

2009 - choke to Dwight

2010 - quit

2011 - cucked by jj barea

2012 - lockout fake season collusion

2013 - ray allen bail out, linked to steroid clinic

2014 - cucked by an air conditioner, quit

2015 - visits steroid clinic, cucked by 6th man

2016 - bail out by kyrie, begged silver to suspend draymond

2017 - cucked by kyrie and KD

2018 - forgetting to call timeout, quitting OT, soft picked off Durant, quit, swept

2019 - lottery after "activating playoff mode"

2020 - 5 month break bubble buddy covid Disney ring with no fans, no travel,, carried by David through 3 rounds

2021 - first round chump without davis, cucked by devin booker


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Bullets after bullets....with no armour

Pip' N Rodman
06-28-2021, 11:52 PM
bullet holes:

2004 - lottery, bronze medal

2005 - lottery

2006 - bronze medal

2007 - swept in the finals

2008 - gold medals saved by kobe

2009 - choke to Dwight

2010 - quit

2011 - cucked by jj barea

2012 - lockout fake season collusion

2013 - ray allen bail out, linked to steroid clinic

2014 - cucked by an air conditioner, quit

2015 - visits steroid clinic, cucked by 6th man

2016 - bail out by kyrie, begged silver to suspend draymond

2017 - cucked by kyrie and KD

2018 - forgetting to call timeout, quitting OT, soft picked off Durant, quit, swept

2019 - lottery after "activating playoff mode"

2020 - 5 month break bubble buddy covid Disney ring with no fans, no travel,, carried by David through 3 rounds

2021 - first round chump without davis, cucked by devin booker


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Kenny, how did you get 3 accounts banned so far

And1AllDay
06-29-2021, 12:16 AM
ok

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/bf/f4/11bff475e9dd6aa36c3fe8927f4e8152.jpg

thats when your at your best when you dont melt down

now click on some ads and keep on posting

:cheers:

Code Breaker
06-29-2021, 12:22 AM
You might want to stay in college. It's 15.2, not 152 :lol :lol

https://media1.tenor.com/images/1a6b48687a22ef14f40e7ab012e5a224/tenor.gif?itemid=13739141

:lol




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2much_knowledge
06-29-2021, 04:30 AM
YAWNNNNNN

Theres conference finals going on.

Not for you but still

outofstomach
06-29-2021, 06:56 AM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.

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Jordan living rent-freeoh my god :lol

BlackMamba8
06-29-2021, 09:43 AM
Le7631 is untouchable

8 MVPs in the 3 point era is impossible (4x MVP, 4x FMVP)

Who is the next closest? KD with 3?

17x all NBA is untouchable

+420 steals is untouchable

12 game winners is untouchable. KD has what, 3? :lol

Never relied on 1 guy to do all the work, etc

Shit coaches his entire career

You get the point

LeBulletProof

Bro....you need to take a look at your life if you get off trolling random people online? Does your life suck that much you need to troll people who dont give a shit about you to make you feel good in life? Seriously, I feel bad for you, take a good look at what you are doing bro....smh

ELITEpower23
06-29-2021, 10:01 AM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe/200w.gif?cid=82a1493b1imc0au23ri997qg650f4n1rdzmjk vqrkyd1vrpu&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

Jordan living rent-free

Way off. Why don't you leave the numbers to those with college degrees. I recommend you stick to grainy MJ gifs and embellished dunking stories.

TheMan
06-29-2021, 02:33 PM
Way off. Why don't you leave the numbers to those with college degrees. I recommend you stick to grainy MJ gifs and embellished dunking stories.

15 posts per day avg is still alot, take into consideration that unless he posts 15 per day everyday and never misses a day (very unlikely hopefully for his sake) he's probably posting 30-40 times the 5-6 days he's here. I've been here for 10 years and my avg comes to 4 posts per day. And I don't spend all my time sucking off a player like the OP does. Dude has mental issues, no doubt.

bison
06-29-2021, 04:04 PM
That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.

:biggums:

How the f*ck is that even possible? 152 posts a day…and that’s just ONE alt account…posting on the EXACT same topic for a whole damn year. I don’t see how someone can spend their life like that. Someone like that needs to be enrolled in some kind of adult day care. I’m not even trying to be insulting here. Like maybe adult day care would be a good thing for him, give him a sense of structure and an opportunity to socialize with others?

Airupthere
06-29-2021, 04:05 PM
2011 is a huuuggge hole in that resume

ELITEpower23
06-29-2021, 04:35 PM
15 posts per day avg is still alot, take into consideration that unless he posts 15 per day everyday and never misses a day (very unlikely hopefully for his sake) he's probably posting 30-40 times the 5-6 days he's here. I've been here for 10 years and my avg comes to 4 posts per day. And I don't spend all my time sucking off a player like the OP does. Dude has mental issues, no doubt.

15 is high but we've seen higher and bigger losers

kawhileonard2
06-29-2021, 10:38 PM
Can't have bronze medals and can't have lost more games in any round than you have won. Which has been the case for Lebron in the finals and is under .500 in them.

r0drig0lac
06-29-2021, 11:07 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe/200w.gif?cid=82a1493b1imc0au23ri997qg650f4n1rdzmjk vqrkyd1vrpu&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

Jordan living rent-free:biggums:

Axe
06-29-2021, 11:09 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe/200w.gif?cid=82a1493b1imc0au23ri997qg650f4n1rdzmjk vqrkyd1vrpu&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

Jordan living rent-free
You can never stop slick, coach. He still has tons of dups under his arsenal even if he gets banned under that username. :no:

MrFonzworth
06-29-2021, 11:16 PM
"ads".. lol



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Ken...

And1AllDay
06-30-2021, 01:05 AM
You might want to stay in college. It's 15.2, not 152 :lol :lol

https://media1.tenor.com/images/1a6b48687a22ef14f40e7ab012e5a224/tenor.gif?itemid=13739141

3iq baLLLLLL musta skipped 4th grade math class :oldlol:

2much_knowledge
06-30-2021, 02:40 AM
Way off. Why don't you leave the numbers to those with college degrees. I recommend you stick to grainy MJ gifs and embellished dunking stories.

Why switch accounts to defend yourself? Lol

#RentFree

2much_knowledge
06-30-2021, 02:42 AM
:biggums:

How the f*ck is that even possible? 152 posts a day…and that’s just ONE alt account…posting on the EXACT same topic for a whole damn year. I don’t see how someone can spend their life like that. Someone like that needs to be enrolled in some kind of adult day care. I’m not even trying to be insulting here. Like maybe adult day care would be a good thing for him, give him a sense of structure and an opportunity to socialize with others?

LMAO. Idk if he was a knics, Cavs or Jazz fan in the 90s but the damage was really serious