View Full Version : Does LBJ have the only bulletproof resume?
Shooter
06-28-2021, 06:43 PM
Le7631 is untouchable
8 MVPs in the 3 point era is impossible (4x MVP, 4x FMVP)
Who is the next closest? KD with 3?
17x all NBA is untouchable
+420 steals is untouchable
12 game winners is untouchable. KD has what, 3? :lol
Never relied on 1 guy to do all the work, etc
Shit coaches his entire career
You get the point
LeBulletProof
RogueBorg
06-28-2021, 06:48 PM
Le7631 is untouchable
8 MVPs in the 3 point era is impossible (4x MVP, 4x FMVP)
Who is the next closest? KD with 3?
17x all NBA is untouchable
+420 steals is untouchable
12 game winners is untouchable. KD has what, 3? :lol
Never relied on 1 guy to do all the work, etc
Shit coaches his entire career
You get the point
LeBulletProof
You forgot;
-86
4-6
All-time turnover leader
2 bronze medals
And most importantly, Jordan did play in the 3-point era...11 MVP's>8
Shooter
06-28-2021, 06:50 PM
You forgot;
-86
4-6
All-time turnover leader
2 bronze medals
And most importantly, Jordan did play in the 3-point era...11 MVP's>8
MJ shot like 20% from 3 for like six years :lol That aint a 3 point era :lol
Anyway,
Le7631 is untouchable
8 MVPs in the 3 point era is impossible (4x MVP, 4x FMVP)
Who is the next closest? KD with 3?
17x all NBA is untouchable
+420 steals is untouchable
12 game winners is untouchable. KD has what, 3? :lol
Never relied on 1 guy to do all the work, etc
Shit coaches his entire career
You get the point
LeBulletProof
ClipperRevival
06-28-2021, 06:52 PM
Le7631 is untouchable
8 MVPs in the 3 point era is impossible (4x MVP, 4x FMVP)
Who is the next closest? KD with 3?
17x all NBA is untouchable
+420 steals is untouchable
12 game winners is untouchable. KD has what, 3? :lol
Never relied on 1 guy to do all the work, etc
Shit coaches his entire career
You get the point
LeBulletProof
You forgot to add:
Issa
:dancin
Wrap
:hammertime:
Shooter
06-28-2021, 06:54 PM
You forgot to add:
Issa
:dancin
Wrap
:hammertime:
#The MJ Formula
Shoot 20% from 3 for six years until Pippen saves you :roll::roll:
Now THAT'S A WRAP!!
RogueBorg
06-28-2021, 06:54 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.
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Jordan living rent-free
ClipperRevival
06-28-2021, 06:56 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.
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Jordan living rent-free
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Shooter
06-28-2021, 06:59 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.
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Jordan living rent-free
You might want to stay in college. It's 15.2, not 152 :lol :lol
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MadDog
06-28-2021, 07:07 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.
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Jordan living rent-free
Damn. The mod got this degenerate on a string. He's content with this lowlife posting garbage ALL hours throughout the day. And why wouldn't he be? Stans dont mind volunteer work lmao
Spurs m8
06-28-2021, 07:08 PM
All time most turnovers
All time most playoff turnovers? (Buckles with playoff pressure)
All time most missed playoff shots (once again, struggles with pressure)
No collusion...no ring
No AD...no success out West
Even OP doesn't believe what he writes....we all know it
You've been melting down for a month now, op
Don't you think it's time you got a life?
You'll feel better
Shooter
06-28-2021, 07:09 PM
All time most turnovers
All time most playoff turnovers? (Buckles with playoff pressure)
All time most missed playoff shots (once again, struggles with pressure)
No collusion...no ring
No AD...no success out West
Even OP doesn't believe what he writes....we all know it
Meltdown
LeBulletProof
Bronbron23
06-28-2021, 07:11 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.
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Jordan living rent-free
This. Shooter is absolutely losing it since bron got bounced in round 1
The Deam
06-28-2021, 07:16 PM
Do you guys at least get paid to suck LeBron's balls all day or do you do it for free?
MadDog
06-28-2021, 07:26 PM
Do you guys at least get paid to suck LeBron's balls all day or do you do it for free?
OP definitely doesn't. Sad scene!
Shooter
06-28-2021, 07:42 PM
#The MJ Formula
Shoot 20% from 3 for six years until Pippen saves you :roll::roll:
Now THAT'S A WRAP!!
3ball?
Spurs m8
06-28-2021, 07:44 PM
All time most turnovers
All time most playoff turnovers? (Buckles with playoff pressure)
All time most missed playoff shots (once again, struggles with pressure)
No collusion...no ring
No AD...no success out West
Even OP doesn't believe what he writes....we all know it
You've been melting down for a month now, op
Don't you think it's time you got a life?
You'll feel better
Oh yeah...and 2011.
The single most embarrassing thing that's ever happened in the history of basketball
bullettooth
06-28-2021, 07:46 PM
Oh yeah...and 2011.
The single most embarrassing thing that's ever happened in the history of basketball
Would have been slightly less embarrassing if this didn't happen:
https://wp.usatodaysports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2014/12/lebron.gif
Spurs m8
06-28-2021, 07:47 PM
Would have been slightly less embarrassing if this didn't happen:
https://wp.usatodaysports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2014/12/lebron.gif
Oh yeah lmao
Bawkish
06-28-2021, 11:30 PM
Would have been slightly less embarrassing if this didn't happen:
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"....but 6 Finals losses"
And1AllDay
06-28-2021, 11:37 PM
Would have been slightly less embarrassing if this didn't happen:
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not four not fi-- okay maybe four. could be five :pimp:
TheMan
06-28-2021, 11:42 PM
You forgot;
-86
4-6
All-time turnover leader
2 bronze medals
And most importantly, Jordan did play in the 3-point era...11 MVP's>8
/thread
Full Court
06-28-2021, 11:42 PM
I can't fathom being so wrapped up in another man's test icles that you spend all your time making posts worshipping him.
Give it up, OP. Lebum's not going to be your boyfriend no matter how many threads you make about him.
And1AllDay
06-28-2021, 11:43 PM
bullet holes:
2004 - lottery, bronze medal
2005 - lottery
2006 - bronze medal
2007 - swept in the finals
2008 - gold medals saved by kobe
2009 - choke to Dwight
2010 - quit
2011 - cucked by jj barea
2012 - lockout fake season collusion
2013 - ray allen bail out, linked to steroid clinic
2014 - cucked by an air conditioner, quit
2015 - visits steroid clinic, cucked by 6th man
2016 - bail out by kyrie, begged silver to suspend draymond
2017 - cucked by kyrie and KD
2018 - forgetting to call timeout, quitting OT, soft picked off Durant, quit, swept
2019 - lottery after "activating playoff mode"
2020 - 5 month break bubble buddy covid Disney ring with no fans, no travel,, carried by David through 3 rounds
2021 - first round chump without davis, cucked by devin booker
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robert california going for another ban
yuck
And1AllDay
06-28-2021, 11:51 PM
"please don't troll our admins"
ok jeffery
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f4/b7/3b/f4b73babae430b2dcecb29e42ab23497.jpg
just dont post my pic or a pen1s and you can stay
learn and stop being destructive idiot
Spurs m8
06-28-2021, 11:52 PM
bullet holes:
2004 - lottery, bronze medal
2005 - lottery
2006 - bronze medal
2007 - swept in the finals
2008 - gold medals saved by kobe
2009 - choke to Dwight
2010 - quit
2011 - cucked by jj barea
2012 - lockout fake season collusion
2013 - ray allen bail out, linked to steroid clinic
2014 - cucked by an air conditioner, quit
2015 - visits steroid clinic, cucked by 6th man
2016 - bail out by kyrie, begged silver to suspend draymond
2017 - cucked by kyrie and KD
2018 - forgetting to call timeout, quitting OT, soft picked off Durant, quit, swept
2019 - lottery after "activating playoff mode"
2020 - 5 month break bubble buddy covid Disney ring with no fans, no travel,, carried by David through 3 rounds
2021 - first round chump without davis, cucked by devin booker
https://64.media.tumblr.com/a9041dd409b5c4480043f57d0d71b3fb/tumblr_mzolfeIj601qzbn2qo1_250.gifv
Bullets after bullets....with no armour
Pip' N Rodman
06-28-2021, 11:52 PM
bullet holes:
2004 - lottery, bronze medal
2005 - lottery
2006 - bronze medal
2007 - swept in the finals
2008 - gold medals saved by kobe
2009 - choke to Dwight
2010 - quit
2011 - cucked by jj barea
2012 - lockout fake season collusion
2013 - ray allen bail out, linked to steroid clinic
2014 - cucked by an air conditioner, quit
2015 - visits steroid clinic, cucked by 6th man
2016 - bail out by kyrie, begged silver to suspend draymond
2017 - cucked by kyrie and KD
2018 - forgetting to call timeout, quitting OT, soft picked off Durant, quit, swept
2019 - lottery after "activating playoff mode"
2020 - 5 month break bubble buddy covid Disney ring with no fans, no travel,, carried by David through 3 rounds
2021 - first round chump without davis, cucked by devin booker
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Kenny, how did you get 3 accounts banned so far
And1AllDay
06-29-2021, 12:16 AM
ok
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/bf/f4/11bff475e9dd6aa36c3fe8927f4e8152.jpg
thats when your at your best when you dont melt down
now click on some ads and keep on posting
:cheers:
Code Breaker
06-29-2021, 12:22 AM
You might want to stay in college. It's 15.2, not 152 :lol :lol
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:lol
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2much_knowledge
06-29-2021, 04:30 AM
YAWNNNNNN
Theres conference finals going on.
Not for you but still
outofstomach
06-29-2021, 06:56 AM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.
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Jordan living rent-freeoh my god :lol
BlackMamba8
06-29-2021, 09:43 AM
Le7631 is untouchable
8 MVPs in the 3 point era is impossible (4x MVP, 4x FMVP)
Who is the next closest? KD with 3?
17x all NBA is untouchable
+420 steals is untouchable
12 game winners is untouchable. KD has what, 3? :lol
Never relied on 1 guy to do all the work, etc
Shit coaches his entire career
You get the point
LeBulletProof
Bro....you need to take a look at your life if you get off trolling random people online? Does your life suck that much you need to troll people who dont give a shit about you to make you feel good in life? Seriously, I feel bad for you, take a good look at what you are doing bro....smh
ELITEpower23
06-29-2021, 10:01 AM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.
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Jordan living rent-free
Way off. Why don't you leave the numbers to those with college degrees. I recommend you stick to grainy MJ gifs and embellished dunking stories.
TheMan
06-29-2021, 02:33 PM
Way off. Why don't you leave the numbers to those with college degrees. I recommend you stick to grainy MJ gifs and embellished dunking stories.
15 posts per day avg is still alot, take into consideration that unless he posts 15 per day everyday and never misses a day (very unlikely hopefully for his sake) he's probably posting 30-40 times the 5-6 days he's here. I've been here for 10 years and my avg comes to 4 posts per day. And I don't spend all my time sucking off a player like the OP does. Dude has mental issues, no doubt.
bison
06-29-2021, 04:04 PM
That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.
:biggums:
How the f*ck is that even possible? 152 posts a day…and that’s just ONE alt account…posting on the EXACT same topic for a whole damn year. I don’t see how someone can spend their life like that. Someone like that needs to be enrolled in some kind of adult day care. I’m not even trying to be insulting here. Like maybe adult day care would be a good thing for him, give him a sense of structure and an opportunity to socialize with others?
Airupthere
06-29-2021, 04:05 PM
2011 is a huuuggge hole in that resume
ELITEpower23
06-29-2021, 04:35 PM
15 posts per day avg is still alot, take into consideration that unless he posts 15 per day everyday and never misses a day (very unlikely hopefully for his sake) he's probably posting 30-40 times the 5-6 days he's here. I've been here for 10 years and my avg comes to 4 posts per day. And I don't spend all my time sucking off a player like the OP does. Dude has mental issues, no doubt.
15 is high but we've seen higher and bigger losers
kawhileonard2
06-29-2021, 10:38 PM
Can't have bronze medals and can't have lost more games in any round than you have won. Which has been the case for Lebron in the finals and is under .500 in them.
r0drig0lac
06-29-2021, 11:07 PM
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe/200w.gif?cid=82a1493b1imc0au23ri997qg650f4n1rdzmjk vqrkyd1vrpu&rid=200w.gif&ct=g
Jordan living rent-free:biggums:
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OP you're in serious need of counseling. You joined exactly one year ago and have 5,469 posts. That's 152 posts/day IF you don't miss a day. If you only miss one day you have to post over 300 posts to catch up.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe/200w.gif?cid=82a1493b1imc0au23ri997qg650f4n1rdzmjk vqrkyd1vrpu&rid=200w.gif&ct=g
Jordan living rent-free
You can never stop slick, coach. He still has tons of dups under his arsenal even if he gets banned under that username. :no:
MrFonzworth
06-29-2021, 11:16 PM
"ads".. lol
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Ken...
And1AllDay
06-30-2021, 01:05 AM
You might want to stay in college. It's 15.2, not 152 :lol :lol
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3iq baLLLLLL musta skipped 4th grade math class :oldlol:
2much_knowledge
06-30-2021, 02:40 AM
Way off. Why don't you leave the numbers to those with college degrees. I recommend you stick to grainy MJ gifs and embellished dunking stories.
Why switch accounts to defend yourself? Lol
#RentFree
2much_knowledge
06-30-2021, 02:42 AM
:biggums:
How the f*ck is that even possible? 152 posts a day…and that’s just ONE alt account…posting on the EXACT same topic for a whole damn year. I don’t see how someone can spend their life like that. Someone like that needs to be enrolled in some kind of adult day care. I’m not even trying to be insulting here. Like maybe adult day care would be a good thing for him, give him a sense of structure and an opportunity to socialize with others?
LMAO. Idk if he was a knics, Cavs or Jazz fan in the 90s but the damage was really serious
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