top movie critics ripping Lebron a new a**hole

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yikes

[Reggie43]

I wonder if its really that bad. I would probably still enjoy this as a basketball fan like I did when the first one came out.

[AnaheimLakers24]

bunch of virgins reviewing a movie meant for kids lol

[Orange_Cassidy]

I wonder if its really that bad. I would probably still enjoy this as a basketball fan like I did when the first one came out.

well they just lowered it from a 50% to a 38% on rotten tomatoes ( a woke blm/feminist/pro china liberal website )

if they won't help him out nobody will

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[Orange_Cassidy]

bunch of virgins reviewing a movie meant for kids lol

those are writers for networks/news papers/websites.. not fans

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Imdb is trashing Bron and the movie. :lol Here I thought the fans would've cut him slack.

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

MJ was coming off one of the most dominant seasons ever when Space Jam was released

Babyboi was bounced in the 1st round of the Wild Wild West (the other non Disney Bubble season being a missed playoffs) and watched Booker drop 47/11/3 on 90 TS% at Staples to end his season while he did literally nothing for most of the game past a fake surge in the 3rd quarter :oldlol:

:(

[kawhileonard2]

MJ was coming off one of the most dominant seasons ever when Space Jam was released

Babyboi was bounced in the 1st round of the Wild Wild West (the other non Disney Bubble season being a missed playoffs) and watched Booker drop 47/11/3 on 90 TS% at Staples to end his season while he did literally nothing for most of the game past a fake surge in the 3rd quarter :oldlol:

:(

This

[Orange_Cassidy]

honestly the only way space jam 2 ever woulda been good is if they made it way back in like 2002 or 2003 before the rape scandal when kobe and mike were both playing and going head to head.


they coulda had a more compelling story like the monstars boss goes after jordans talent instead and mike plays the villain

then kobe has to take him down and it becomes this epic 1 on 1 showdown between kobe and evil mike


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[iamgine]

I think everyone knew it's going to be a B movie type kids movie. But it will make a lot of $$$.

[Orange_Cassidy]

I think everyone knew it's going to be a B movie type kids movie. But it will make a lot of $$$.

not so sure about that. it's on HBO. anyone with that service won't bring their kids to the theater

[bison]

Don’t really care to get into the zero iq discussion happening here in this thread but just because something is targeted towards kids doesn’t mean it has to be stupid. Pixar has a library of children target movies that are innovative and enriching. Space Jam 1 and 2 are the opposite of that.

[iamgine]

Don’t really care to get into the zero iq discussion happening here in this thread but just because something is targeted towards kids doesn’t mean it has to be stupid. Pixar has a library of children target movies that are innovative and enriching. Space Jam 1 and 2 are the opposite of that.

Why be enriching and innovative when you can make a lot of $$$ with stupid. :lol

[Bawkish]

can't wait for Stephen A Smith & Skip's review

[Orange_Cassidy]

theres a ton of missing posts ITT



meanwhile at ISH headquarters


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[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

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[Orange_Cassidy]

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[Full Court]

Let's face it, Lebron just can't measure up to Michael Jordan - on the court or on the screen.

[No_Control]

You ain't the real Chawwwls Bawkleh

[outofstomach]

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[ImKobe]

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[ShawkFactory]

"James is an engaging presence"

Literally the only mention of Lebron in any of those reviews :lol

[ScottieQuitting]

MJ was coming off one of the most dominant seasons ever when Space Jam was released

Babyboi was bounced in the 1st round of the Wild Wild West (the other non Disney Bubble season being a missed playoffs) and watched Booker drop 47/11/3 on 90 TS% at Staples to end his season while he did literally nothing for most of the game past a fake surge in the 3rd quarter :oldlol:

:(

Couldn’t even beat Devin Booker.

Yet we are supposed to believe he can defeat an evil AI or invading aliens?

:oldlol:

[Wally450]

No surprise Kenny is the one to make this thread. :oldlol:

[Spain_]

The next space Jam should be about the aliens invading and bullying all these young cats.
Then the ghost of david stern (Yoda style) has to bring 80s and 90s players out of retirement (all of whom have taken refuge in n different cartoon worlds because reality is too soft for them) to beat the aliens using handchecking and physical basketball, since the aliens have stolen the talents of soft ass 2020s players.

[tpols]

I still don't get how they hated on the first Space Jam. It had everything ~ classic slapstick Looney tunes, the martian slave world, MJ, Barkley, Bill Murray and the fat guy from Jurrasic park that got sprayed in the face by that dinosaur. GOAT theme and storyline of redemption and underdog beating Goliath, GOAT soundtrack with superstar bands and singers ~ Seal, R. Kelly, WuTang, and Steve Miller Band... How did they hate on that lol

[tpols]

I kinda want to see it just for the cringe. :oldlol:

[StrongLurk]

Big Bron fan here, but making a second space jam was dumb on all levels.

The first Space Jam was great, although I was a kid when I saw it so that may make me biased. But the trailers I've seen from Lebron's Space Jam just look really bad and forced, not to mention way too "graphics and effects heavy". I'm pretty sure that I'll never get around to actually watching Lebron's Space Jam.

[theman93]

I still don't get how they hated on the first Space Jam. It had everything ~ classic slapstick Looney tunes, the martian slave world, MJ, Barkley, Bill Murray and the fat guy from Jurrasic park that got sprayed in the face by that dinosaur. GOAT theme and storyline of redemption and underdog beating Goliath, GOAT soundtrack with superstar bands and singers ~ Seal, R. Kelly, WuTang, and Steve Miller Band... How did they hate on that lol

+1

[Spain_]

Big Bron fan here, but making a second space jam was dumb on all levels.

The first Space Jam was great, although I was a kid when I saw it so that may make me biased. But the trailers I've seen from Lebron's Space Jam just look really bad and forced, not to mention way too "graphics and effects heavy". I'm pretty sure that I'll never get around to actually watching Lebron's Space Jam.

The original was novel and technologically impressive at the time, so people were more receptive.

[Vino24]

Oh wow adults don’t enjoy a kids movie. Crazy

[TheMan]

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[theman93]

You ain't the real Chawwwls Bawkleh

Be gone wannabe! Be gone!

[FKAri]

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So the media believes Lebron's some kind of God? This is devastating for Lebron and his fans...

[TheMan]

Oh wow adults don’t enjoy a kids movie. Crazy

Stop making excuses, Pixar creates movies for kids that plenty of adults enjoyed too like Toy Story, Up, Coco, Monster's Inc...this movie is getting lambasted because it's just a terrible flick.

[Vino24]

Stop lying, Pixar creates movies for kids that plenty of adults enjoyed too like Toy Story, Up, Coco, Monster's Inc...this movie is getting lambasted because it's just a terrible flick.

You are sus and on a watchlist pal. Speak for yourself

[RogueBorg]

Be gone wannabe! Be gone!

:lol

[2ball]

You are sus and on a watchlist pal. Speak for yourself

Agree

[TheMan]

You are sus and on a watchlist pal. Speak for yourself

:cheers:

[DoctorP]

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38 is quite harsh but ok maybe it really sucks

[DoctorP]

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[ImKobe]

I still don't get how they hated on the first Space Jam. It had everything ~ classic slapstick Looney tunes, the martian slave world, MJ, Barkley, Bill Murray and the fat guy from Jurrasic park that got sprayed in the face by that dinosaur. GOAT theme and storyline of redemption and underdog beating Goliath, GOAT soundtrack with superstar bands and singers ~ Seal, R. Kelly, WuTang, and Steve Miller Band... How did they hate on that lol

Shit was hilarious


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[tpols]

Shit was hilarious


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:roll:

The side story of Bill Murray trying to convince Larry bird and MJ that he could play in the NBA and then eventually playing and beating the monstars in crunch time was awesome. I don't know how anyone could ever hate on the original Space Jam even as an adult. It was simply GOAT.

[RogueBorg]

:roll:

The side story of Bill Murray trying to convince Larry bird and MJ that he could play in the NBA and then eventually playing and beating the monstars in crunch time was awesome. I don't know how anyone could ever hate on the original Space Jam even as an adult. It was simply GOAT.

"Whoa, I don't play defense."

[RogueBorg]

“- Daffy Duck: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
- Bugs Bunny: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?”

[RogueBorg]

“- Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?
- Michael Jordan: No. Larry's white, so what?
- Bill Murray: Larry's not white. Larry's clear.”

Watched it with my kids alot, it was a great movie, not Matrix or Predator great, but a great kids movie to watch and spend time with your kids.

[Hey Yo]

"Whoa, I don't play defense."

MJ didnt and that's why he never let Pippen get traded.

[TheMan]

mj didnt and that's why he never let pippen get traded.

dpoy

[tpols]

"Whoa, I don't play defense."

"You wanna be? Be gone!"

That girl had a highlight catchphrase.

Also...

"I'm fixing a divet." :lol

[Hey Yo]

dpoy

Before Pip hit stride.

[Orange_Cassidy]

"James is an engaging presence"

Literally the only mention of Lebron in any of those reviews :lol

lebron has final say in literally every aspect of his life. if he saw the final cut and didn't complain about anything then it's on him

[ScottieQuitting]

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"Whoa, I don't play defense."

Was this dialogue from LeBron in the new one?

It’s funny the plot of the original is the Looney Toons needing the best of the best basketball player wise to overcome a team of all stars.

This one is about LeBron begging for more helpppppp and recruiting.

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Can’t make this up

[Reggie43]

well they just lowered it from a 50% to a 38% on rotten tomatoes ( a woke blm/feminist/pro china liberal website )

if they won't help him out nobody will

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Just saw it and its definitely as bad as everyone says it is.

[Gudo]

"You wanna be? Be gone!"

That girl had a highlight catchphrase.

Also...

"I'm fixing a divet." :lol

This :oldlol:

Sticks really well. I remember some lines from the little giants movie as well. Something like, “Pitch the ball to johnny? You cant pitch the ball to johnny…. I’m johnny!”

[Gudo]

Im personally not watching this movie. But i hope its good enough that this generation of kids watching it will have a fun time and will have something good to remember by when they get older.

[SATAN]

Space Jam original got ripped by critics when it first came out too. The ideas for both movies are pretty stupid no matter who's favorite player is in them.

[Mr. Woke]

Space Jam 2 was significantly better than the first one. It had better dialogue, better acting (LeBron can actually act, unlike MJ), and better character development.

Space Jam 1 was a soulless MJ vanity project. The first one literally included an MJ highlight mixtape at the beginning for no reason. MJ paid the producer to include the highlight mixtape at the beginning of the movie because he is such an insufferable narcissist.

[SATAN]

Space Jam 2 was significantly better than the first one. It had better dialogue, better acting (LeBron can actually act, unlike MJ), and better character development.

Space Jam 1 was a soulless MJ vanity project. The first one literally included an MJ highlight mixtape at the beginning for no reason. MJ paid the producer to include the highlight mixtape at the beginning of the movie because he is such an insufferable narcissist.

Is this true? :roll:

[bison]

Space Jam original got ripped by critics when it first came out too. The ideas for both movies are pretty stupid no matter who's favorite player is in them.

Yeah. Oldheads forget that the first space jam was essentially a money grab just like the sequel. There was no reason to make a movie pairing Michael Jordan and the looney tunes other than the fact both were extremely popular at the time so it would make money no matter what. Story and plot were simply afterthoughts.

[Reggie43]

As bad as the original Space Jam was it looks like a masterpiece compared to the sequel lol.

[Mr. Woke]

Is this true? :roll:

Space Jam 1 was a vanity project for MJ. The beginning of the movie literally includes one of his highlight mixtapes :oldlol:

[Mr. Woke]

Couldn’t even beat Devin Booker.

Yet we are supposed to believe he can defeat an evil AI or invading aliens?

:oldlol:

The Suns got lucky that AD was hurt. The Suns had a healthy roster/better depth.

[Mr. Woke]

:roll:

The side story of Bill Murray trying to convince Larry bird and MJ that he could play in the NBA and then eventually playing and beating the monstars in crunch time was awesome. I don't know how anyone could ever hate on the original Space Jam even as an adult. It was simply GOAT.

Those scenes were corny as hell.

The whole plot felt so forced.

Jordan cannot measure up to LeBron's greatness.

[Orange_Cassidy]

just illegally downloaded the movie. what a dumpster fire. its like a made for tv movie. the dubbing is horrible when his kids are playing in the backyard. the camera doesn't even look like a movie camera. the acting and voice overs sounds like it was originally filmed in spanish or something

[And1AllDay]

Space Jam 2 was significantly better than the first one. It had better dialogue, better acting (LeBron can actually act, unlike MJ), and better character development.

Space Jam 1 was a soulless MJ vanity project. The first one literally included an MJ highlight mixtape at the beginning for no reason. MJ paid the producer to include the highlight mixtape at the beginning of the movie because he is such an insufferable narcissist.


is this tru? :oldlol::roll:

[Mr. Woke]

is this tru? :oldlol::roll:

You bet.

Space Jam 1 was an abomination/pure MJ propaganda. MJ is such an opportunistic narcissist that he paid the producer to include a compilation of his highlights at the beginning of the movie.

Space Jam 2 was actually entertaining/memorable. LBJ has way better acting chops than wooden Jordon.

[nayte]

They're just movie reviews lads . No need to go through so much defence for. Lol. It's ok if people don't like the movie.

[leBron Bieber]

Space Jam 2 is much better than the first one and I think the first one is a perfect movie to describe 1996 but SJ2 is a perfect time capsule of the modern era .. lebron clearly put a lot of personality into this movie and it shows a lot about how he thinks and Literally it feels like every actor was literally hand picked by lebron plus all the subtle shots at other players ( Lola doing the d Wade to lebron alley pose ) ( telling AD the brow thing is lame ) . And don’t get me started on how many shots at MJ.The movie won me over with this line alone

“ it’s only been 25 years , I thought he’d age gracefully “

Trust me .. after this movie MJ can forget about people forgetting his “ wizard days “

[bluechox2]

That was cringe as fuc k

[Orange_Cassidy]

ok i officially like spacejam 2... it sucks for the first hour and a bit. but then after the tune squad goes down a bunch at half time daffy duck says he found michael jordan and he's a real basketball player that can help them win and when he walks in its michael B jordan after getting a chicago stadium style intro and everyones pissed lol


cucked by MJ in his own movie..


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[bluechox2]

At least in space one 1 they had a prime Jordan, space one 2 has a lebrom that retired midway into his la stint and is aging with way better players in the league … then that first few mins of acting was brutal, had to turn that shit off

[Spurs m8]

Who could watch LeEgo stroking himself for 2 hours straight?

GROSS

[DoctorP]

Who could watch LeEgo stroking himself for 2 hours straight?

GROSS

:lol

[DoctorP]

just illegally downloaded the movie. what a dumpster fire. its like a made for tv movie. the dubbing is horrible when his kids are playing in the backyard. the camera doesn't even look like a movie camera. the acting and voice overs sounds like it was originally filmed in spanish or something

did u download the right one? :lol

[DoctorP]

Those scenes were corny as hell.

The whole plot felt so forced.

Jordan cannot measure up to LeBron's greatness.

nah, those murray scenes were prob improvised. pretty decent scenes

[Full Court]

Who could watch LeEgo stroking himself for 2 hours straight?


FultzNationRise could.

[Mauzah]

Space Jam 1 was a vanity project for MJ. The beginning of the movie literally includes one of his highlight mixtapes :oldlol:

Did you ever stop a think that maybe Jordan fans actually enjoy the highlights you stupid f*ck

[Mr. Woke]

Who could watch LeEgo stroking himself for 2 hours straight?

GROSS

Who could watch MJ stroking himself for an entire movie?

That was Space Jam 1.

[Mr. Woke]

nah, those murray scenes were prob improvised. pretty decent scenes

Eh, who knows.

[Mr. Woke]

Did you ever stop a think that maybe Jordan fans actually enjoy the highlights you stupid f*ck

Did you ever stop and think that maybe not everyone is a Jordan bootlicker.

[1987_Lakers]

Did you ever stop a think that maybe Jordan fans actually enjoy the highlights you stupid f*ck

meltdown

[DoctorP]

FultzNationRise could.


yes :lol

[DoctorP]

I kinda want to see both Space Jams today. WTF is wrong with me :lol

[sdot_thadon]

just illegally downloaded the movie. what a dumpster fire. its like a made for tv movie. the dubbing is horrible when his kids are playing in the backyard. the camera doesn't even look like a movie camera. the acting and voice overs sounds like it was originally filmed in spanish or something

Downloads a CAM, proceeds to complain about it.:facepalm

[Mask the Embiid]

imagine being so pressed to have MJ above lebron that you have to stoop to "WELL MJ WAS THE BETTER ACTOR!"


ca....ringe

ya boy is between magic and bird on the all time list.....deal with it

[Orange_Cassidy]

Downloads a CAM, proceeds to complain about it.:facepalm

lol it's on HBO max you f*ckin dog turd. the full digital download is already available on torrent sites

[DoctorP]

lol it's on HBO max you f*ckin dog turd. the full digital download is already available on torrent sites

i'd watch it but i have a 30Rock marathon binge to finish. holy shit this show is so tina fey lol

[red1]

for a player who never flops or acts on the court - this must have a been a fun new experience


all-around this is considered a massive win.

[red1]

meanwhile look at these clowns




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[8Ball]

I saw the movie and I loved it.

Well done lebron. :applause:

Out did jordan again.

[bullettooth]

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[bullettooth]

I already got my hands on the movie. I thought about seeing it in theatres for some fun, but then I thought 'I'm not giving LeBron any of my money.'

Might watch tonight with the misses.

[DoctorP]

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[Orange_Cassidy]

meanwhile look at these clowns




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I saw the movie. it's over

[1987_Lakers]

Cute seeing these so called LeBron haters watch the movie. Bron got them on a leash.

[Hey Yo]

The numbers are in and it currently sits number 1 at the box office.

Haters ruined... :roll:

[1987_Lakers]

The numbers are in and it currently sits number 1 at the box office.

Haters ruined... :roll:

Haters confused...

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[Hey Yo]

I saw the movie. it's over

Yep... it's overwhelmingly successful

[MrFonzworth]

The numbers are in and it currently sits number 1 at the box office.

Haters ruined... :roll:

:yaohappy:

[DoctorP]

if it gets #1 "Box Office", then there will surely be a Zion Space Jam 3

[Orange_Cassidy]

The numbers are in and it currently sits number 1 at the box office.

Haters ruined... :roll:

I saw the movie. it's over

[eliteballer]

LeRoid taking L’s everywhere.

[3ba11]

It's funny because Shannon Sharpe is literally taking advantage of Skip's early-stage Alzheimers by repeatedly lying on the broadcast because he knows that Skip can't challenge it (Skip isn't a details type of guy).

So Shannon said that Space Jam II had better critic rating than Space Jam I (lie)... He said that Jordan averaged 38 shots per game in the year that he averaged 37 (lie)... He said that Pippen led the Bulls in assists for every championship run (lie)... These are all blatant lies and he keeps doing it, while Skip shrugs and says "6/6" without shutting Shannon down

[Mauzah]

Did you ever stop and think that maybe not everyone is a Jordan bootlicker.

People at the time paid to go see a movie starring Michael Jordan, what else do you expect :roll:

[bullettooth]

Yep... it's overwhelmingly successful

You're such a homer. It's opening weekend. The sales will almost undoubtedly go way down come monday. Relax kiddo.

[Mauzah]

meltdown

You're the Marv Albert of critiquing a posters emotional state

[Hey Yo]

You're such a homer. It's opening weekend. The sales will almost undoubtedly go way down come monday. Relax kiddo.

Where's your meme's now ya crying buck tooth bitch??

[bullettooth]

Where's your meme's now ya crying buck tooth bitch??

OK, homer.

[outofstomach]

imagine being so pressed to have MJ above lebron that you have to stoop to "WELL MJ WAS THE BETTER ACTOR!"


ca....ringe

ya boy is between magic and bird on the all time list.....deal with ityou went out the saddest on this forum

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

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[ranigma]

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4/10 is his standart in everything as it seems.:oldlol:

[ZMonkey11]

Don’t really care to get into the zero iq discussion happening here in this thread but just because something is targeted towards kids doesn’t mean it has to be stupid. Pixar has a library of children target movies that are innovative and enriching. Space Jam 1 and 2 are the opposite of that.


It's horrible for children's movie standards. The Land Before Time looks like a Spielberg movie in comparison. Space Jam looks like a decent movie compared to this heap of crap.

[Lebron23]

People at the time paid to go see a movie starring Michael Jordan, what else do you expect :roll:

You are a terrorist bro.

[Mr. Woke]

It's horrible for children's movie standards. The Land Before Time looks like a Spielberg movie in comparison. Space Jam looks like a decent movie compared to this heap of crap.

Space Jam 1 is a pile of dogshit.

Space Jam 2 is better.

[SATAN]

Watching now. So far LeBron's acting is right up there with the likes of Al Pacino and dare I say Marlon Brando. Another L for Mikey. :applause:

[red1]

Where's your meme's now ya crying buck tooth bitch??

:oldlol:

[Mauzah]

You are a terrorist bro.

If you find the truth terrorizing, then yes.

[ImKobe]

4/10 is his standart in everything as it seems.:oldlol:

:roll::roll::roll:

[nineiron]

4/10 is his standart in everything as it seems.:oldlol:

lmao

[HunterSThompson]

https://i.ibb.co/q92BZ16/lespacejam.png

somebody ban this f*****

[SATAN]

It's a silly movie but it's kinda fun tbh.

[ClipperRevival]

https://i.ibb.co/q92BZ16/lespacejam.png

https://media1.tenor.com/images/1a6b48687a22ef14f40e7ab012e5a224/tenor.gif?itemid=1373914

[baudkarma]

MJ was coming off one of the most dominant seasons ever when Space Jam was released

Babyboi was bounced in the 1st round of the Wild Wild West (the other non Disney Bubble season being a missed playoffs) and watched Booker drop 47/11/3 on 90 TS% at Staples to end his season while he did literally nothing for most of the game past a fake surge in the 3rd quarter :oldlol:

:(

That doesn't matter. No parent is saying "I'm not taking my kids to see this movie because LeBron sucked last season." And let's be honest, this is not a movie that any respectable adult would go to see by himself. It's a movie for kids. So was the first Space Jam. Kids wanted to see it because Bugs! And Daffy! And Tweety Bird! And whoever else they jammed in there. And parents went along because yeah, I get to watch MJ as well. The movie did decent in the box office, but MJ was not the reason.

But now it's 25 years later. Bugs and Daffy and the rest of the crew are relics. Kids today don't know them, and don't care. And LeBron isn't going to save the movie with his acting. His part is scripted to be a sideshow. The toons carry the major part of the drama, and when kids today don't care about the toons... the movie fails.

[sdot_thadon]

Just watched it with the kids, they stayed entertained for about 2/3 of the movie. It's not bad as long as you don't take a kids movie too seriously. That and I happen to be a connoisseur of bad movies.

[HunterSThompson]

Just watched it with the kids, they stayed entertained for about 2/3 of the movie. It's not bad as long as you don't take a kids movie too seriously. That and I happen to be a connoisseur of bad movies.

only 2/3rds? are your kids ADHD or autistic?

https://media.tenor.com/images/449d3691abad427234bbf05e4c9bde0c/tenor.gif

[outofstomach]

https://i.ibb.co/q92BZ16/lespacejam.png

:lol

[imdaman99]

Just watched it with the kids, they stayed entertained for about 2/3 of the movie. It's not bad as long as you don't take a kids movie too seriously. That and I happen to be a connoisseur of bad movies.

This. Just saw it myself. Wasn't bad. Was def an advertisement for WB :lol but as long as you don't have expectations, it's fine.

[And1AllDay]

Just watched it with the kids, they stayed entertained for about 2/3 of the movie. It's not bad as long as you don't take a kids movie too seriously. That and I happen to be a connoisseur of bad movies.

thanks for the review brody :cheers: ill be watching it sooner as well as you did

[hold this L]

https://i.ibb.co/q92BZ16/lespacejam.png


4/10 is his standart in everything as it seems.:oldlol:

https://media1.tenor.com/images/1a6b48687a22ef14f40e7ab012e5a224/tenor.gif?itemid=13739141

[ZenMaster7210]

4/10 is his standart in everything as it seems.:oldlol:

:roll::yaohappy::dancin

[Iverson3]

:roll::yaohappy::dancin

Did you watched the movie with your slanted eyes??

[000]

Did you watched the movie with your slanted eyes??

arent you a filipino???:facepalm

[jlip]

The "Honest Trailers" review of the original Space Jam seems very appropriate for this thread. This was done 4 years ago around the time it was announced that LeBron will be doing Space Jam 2.


https://youtu.be/yJKnnThTfNY

[rawimpact]

LOL 31% and dropping!!!

[Hey Yo]

https://i.ibb.co/q92BZ16/lespacejam.png

Photoshopped

[ScottieQuitting]

Honestly, I finally watched it the other day, it’s actually a worthy successor to the original. I actually kind of enjoyed it. The Michael “A” Jordan joke was pretty hilarious as well.

[Bronbron23]

It really wasn't that bad. Critics also gave sticks and stones a shit review.

[red1]

movie looks like complete dogshit



should be right on par with the original space jam.

[ScottieQuitting]

Only difference is the first Space Jam was an organic, fun, time capsule kids movie. Where Warner Bros. approached Michael Jordan to star in it, based off the hit Nike ad campaign for the “Hare” Air Jordan VII that featured Bugs Bunny.

All they did was extrapolate a commercial into a feature-length film. Using Who Framed Roger Rabbit film techniques.

MJ wasn’t producing it or even in charge of it. He just acted in it, as himself, but you get the point.

This however, it was a narcissistic vanity project put on by Klutch sports circle jerk and LeBron James.

It really was even down to the way the script unfolded. It had to try and praise him as a ball player and a father. At times extraordinarily cringe. Just super vain and self promoting. Like all things he does. Has to try and control the narrative to sway public opinion.

It was funny however that in the original Michael Jordan’s saves the Looney Tunes who beg and need his help.

In this one LeBron James is recruiting and gathering stones and putting together a super team of sorts lol much the way he does in real life. It’s also funny how they take shots of him quitting and leaving every situation he’s in. Or needing to stack the deck with talents on his roster.

“Man I wish we had Superman in Cleveland.”

They also made him Robin in DC comics world :oldlol: wonder if buddy D-Wade was consulted by the script writers.

Even at half time, it very much please realistically to how he is in real life, head down between his legs, defeated and quitting until one of the Looney Tunes suggest they found Michael Jordan to come save them. Then he cheers up to compete.

:oldlol:

Bill Murray in the original alone makes it >>>

Also, odd levels of representation or lack thereof from racist old LBJ. No white people besides Sarah Silverman’s pandering SJW ass. Hmm. Was this the Wakanda Black Panther sequel?

[red1]

Only difference is the first Space Jam was an organic, fun, time capsule kids movie. Where Warner Bros. approached Michael Jordan to star in it, based off the hit Nike ad campaign for the “Hare” Air Jordan VII that featured Bugs Bunny. All they did was extrapolate a commercial into a feature-length film. Using Who Framed Roger Rabbit film techniques.

This however, it was a narcissistic vanity project put on by Klutch sports circle jerk and LeBron James.

It really was even down to the way the script unfolded. It had to try and praise him as a ball player and a father. At times extraordinarily cringe. Just super vain and self promoting. Like all things he does. Has to try and control the narrative to sway public opinion.

It was funny however that in the original Michael Jordan’s saves the Looney Tunes who beg and need his help.

In this one LeBron James is recruiting and gathering stones and putting together a super team of sorts lol much the way he does in real life. It’s also funny how they take shots of him quitting and leaving every situation he’s in. Or needing to stack the deck with talents on his roster.

“Man I wish we had Superman in Cleveland.”

They also made him Robin in DC comics world :oldlol: wonder if buddy D-Wade was consulted by the script writers.

Even at half time, it very much please realistically to how he is in real life, head down between his legs, defeated and quitting until one of the Looney Tunes suggest they found Michael Jordan to come save them. Then he cheers up to compete.

:oldlol:

OG space jam >>> the modern one because 90's were hard and the modern era is soft



thats why its so crazy that baldan stans cant acknowledge that their idol was the original disney princess.

[Airupthere]

Pathetic that stans use movies to compare players

[HunterSThompson]

movie looks like complete dogshit



should be right on par with the original space jam.


the original sucked balls i agree. but it had its moments. even as much of an overrated bald cuck jordan was the production value made him look iconic

the new space jam looks like made for tv garbage until the very end


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaF_cpQnosg

this has some genuine feels to it

kang deserved better

:(

[ScottieQuitting]

Pathetic that stans use movies to compare players

Why on earth do you think LeBron James’s movie production company decided to remake space jam, bro? An iconic Michael Jordan vehicle. He could’ve made it any other basketball movie or called it something entirely different.

[red1]

the original sucked balls i agree. but it had its moments. even as much of an overrated bald cuck jordan was the production value made him look iconic

the new space jam looks like made for tv garbage until the very end


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaF_cpQnosg

this has some genuine feels to it

kang deserved better

:(

Im too old personally and I dont have kids or nephews or nieces to take to the movie


they need a moral lesson to it, something like teamwork makes the dream work - too bad thats not real life OR the nba :oldlol:

[red1]

the real space jam is "everyone let the star work and know your role and dont get in the ****ing way - and definitely dont show up to practice drunk or high, or you're fired on the spot"

[Mauzah]

Space Jam 2, LOL. It's embarrassingly really that he felt the need to remake this movie.

Even doing McDonalds commercials in this day and age is stupid. Back in the 90's no one knew any better and it didn't matter as much. Now the science is out he just looks like a fool with his fake hairline slinging sh*t hamburgers.

Dude is whack and you schmos eat it up :oldlol:

[Gudo]

Space Jam 2, LOL. It's embarrassingly really that he felt the need to remake this movie.

Even doing McDonalds commercials in this day and age is stupid. Back in the 90's no one knew any better and it didn't matter as much. Now the science is out he just looks like a fool with his fake hairline slinging sh*t hamburgers.

Dude is whack and you schmos eat it up :oldlol:

You would expect a lot of things should be better at this day and age but apparently not so. Lebron dribbles like he is from the 80s. Nothing much more advanced. Lebron gets away with basic moves like stiffarming. His footwork is not the best. Considering he should be a much better player than past ones, visually he is not. Just a bunch of stat accumulating based on taking advantage of his rare size/athleticism and soft era rules.

[TheMan]

photoshopped

lmao

[Nilocon165]

Enjoy the ban f@ggot

[HunterSThompson]

Enjoy the ban f@ggot

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[Nilocon165]

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“Bahglglahblah”

“What was that Mrs Bakhtiari?”

[Mauzah]

You would expect a lot of things should be better at this day and age but apparently not so. Lebron dribbles like he is from the 80s. Nothing much more advanced. Lebron gets away with basic moves like stiffarming. His footwork is not the best. Considering he should be a much better player than past ones, visually he is not. Just a bunch of stat accumulating based on taking advantage of his rare size/athleticism and soft era rules.

Easier to hop on his phone and collude rather than getting in the gym and becoming a better basketball player.

It's a waste, had he worked on his skills he would have been an even bigger matchup nightmare - speed passed the bigs and punish the smallers in the post. But at the same time, that's just who he is... a small man who happens to be in a 6'8 powerhouse body.

[90sgoat]

the original sucked balls i agree. but it had its moments. even as much of an overrated bald cuck jordan was the production value made him look iconic

the new space jam looks like made for tv garbage until the very end


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaF_cpQnosg

this has some genuine feels to it

kang deserved better

:(

I had those shoes and some asshole kid stole them.

[MadDog]

lmao

I can hear the tears hitting Hey Yo's keyboard. :oldlol:

[pauk]

Its a childrens movie with bad leading actor, what did you expect... same goes with 1st Space Jam, but that one at least i kinda liked more when i watched as a kid in the 90s, it was just the right ERA... and the animation! animation is perhaps the main reason i didnt like this new Space Jam, it was i think horrible animation of the cartoon characters (3d?). Original Space Jam had traditional animation and depicted the characters mannerisms/humor etc. much more accurately.

[red1]

Its a childrens movie with bad leading actor, what did you expect... same goes with 1st Space Jam, but that one at least i kinda liked more when i watched as a kid in the 90s, it was just the right ERA... and the animation! animation is perhaps the main reason i didnt like this new Space Jam, it was i think horrible animation of the cartoon characters (3d?). Original Space Jam had traditional animation and depicted the characters mannerisms/humor etc. much more accurately.

HUGE respect to devin booker and gianis



man it takes a lot to win

[red1]

PAUK is a certified high IQ GOAT of GOATs

[red1]

thank you for your time my high IQ GOAT

[8Ball]

I love this thread so damn much.

[8Ball]

Its a childrens movie with bad leading actor, what did you expect... same goes with 1st Space Jam, but that one at least i kinda liked more when i watched as a kid in the 90s, it was just the right ERA... and the animation! animation is perhaps the main reason i didnt like this new Space Jam, it was i think horrible animation of the cartoon characters (3d?). Original Space Jam had traditional animation and depicted the characters mannerisms/humor etc. much more accurately.

This is just a spring board. Wait till LeBron gets a roll as the villain in fast and furious 15 ala Dwyane Johnson and John Cena.

[hold this L]

Its a childrens movie with bad leading actor, what did you expect... same goes with 1st Space Jam, but that one at least i kinda liked more when i watched as a kid in the 90s, it was just the right ERA... and the animation! animation is perhaps the main reason i didnt like this new Space Jam, it was i think horrible animation of the cartoon characters (3d?). Original Space Jam had traditional animation and depicted the characters mannerisms/humor etc. much more accurately.

Don't know if anyone watched it, but LeAcademyAwards was legitimately hilarious in Trainwreck. I was surprised.

:biggums:

[Lakers Legend#32]

Kiddie Crapola

[bullettooth]

4/10 is his standart in everything as it seems.:oldlol:

Holy shit, LOL!!!

[DoctorP]

This is just a spring board. Wait till LeBron gets a roll as the villain in fast and furious 15 ala Dwyane Johnson and John Cena.

:lol

going the WWE route

[TheCorporation]

https://i.postimg.cc/59zQw5cf/GOAT-Record-Holder-7631.png

[bullettooth]

:lol

going the WWE route

LeFlop is more suited for something as scripted and fake as wrestling.

https://i.postimg.cc/J4ScLPjT/Le-Bron-Flop-Paul-George-Chin.gif

[HunterSThompson]

https://i.postimg.cc/59zQw5cf/GOAT-Record-Holder-7631.png

don't do em like that Steve. and we need to stick with gorilla dad d*ck measuring contests cuz chucker ain't top 10 so that 4 spot Makin our accomplishment look a little less spectacular

if it don't make dyk* p*ssies wet den we don't want it


#1 box office movie releases = gorilla shet

finals stats

gorilla d*cks

that's all we need wheels. and don't feel bad about dem floppy legs. as far as I'm concerned those are just 2 extra gorilla d*cks right there


Kang fam leader has spoken. we out

[DoctorP]

don't do em like that Steve. and we need to stick with gorilla dad d*ck measuring contests cuz chucker ain't top 10 so that 4 spot Makin our accomplishment look a little less spectacular

if it don't make dyk* p*ssies wet den we don't want it


#1 box office movie releases = gorilla shet

finals stats

gorilla d*cks

that's all we need wheels. and don't feel bad about dem floppy legs. as far as I'm concerned those are just 2 extra gorilla d*cks right there


Kang fam leader has spoken. we out


KAAAAAAAAAAnnnngggggggggggg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EnsUeR2MyI

[DoctorP]

i saw it. this is what i got from it:

LeBron hates AD's eyebrows
LeBron thinks he's a bad father
Wade is Lol a Bunny
You have to cheat to win
insidehoops is the serververse
Jordans the GOAT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EnsUeR2MyI

expect an AD trade

[ZenMaster7210]

don't do em like that Steve. and we need to stick with gorilla dad d*ck measuring contests cuz chucker ain't top 10 so that 4 spot Makin our accomplishment look a little less spectacular

if it don't make dyk* p*ssies wet den we don't want it


#1 box office movie releases = gorilla shet

finals stats

gorilla d*cks

that's all we need wheels. and don't feel bad about dem floppy legs. as far as I'm concerned those are just 2 extra gorilla d*cks right there


Kang fam leader has spoken. we out

:roll::oldlol::roll:

[And1AllDay]

https://i.postimg.cc/59zQw5cf/GOAT-Record-Holder-7631.png

:oldlol:

[TheMan]

don't do em like that Steve. and we need to stick with gorilla dad d*ck measuring contests cuz chucker ain't top 10 so that 4 spot Makin our accomplishment look a little less spectacular

if it don't make dyk* p*ssies wet den we don't want it


#1 box office movie releases = gorilla shet

finals stats

gorilla d*cks

that's all we need wheels. and don't feel bad about dem floppy legs. as far as I'm concerned those are just 2 extra gorilla d*cks right there


Kang fam leader has spoken. we out

Please post less, your posts are cringe af :(

[FultzNationRISE]

I saw this film today and it is a masterpiece. Any critics saying differently has shit for brains. Anyway 99% of them considered it a top 100 film of all time.