Which animal form would be perfect for human?

[iamgine]

So I'm smoking some weed and get to thinking what if we're all transformed to eagles but with our intelligence and consciousness. How dominating would we be, being able to fly and all. But then eagles don't have hands. Would be hard to operate machines. And they die fast, only 20 years or so lifespan.

Then what about gorillas? We'll basically still be ourselves but with 10x the strength. Does that offset the advantage of flying? But then gorilla also only had 40 years lifespan. Seems like unworthy trade. And there's the problem would you wanna have a sexy time with a gorilla? But lets assume we'll be attracted to whatever we transform into, for breeding purpose.

Then I googled longest lifespan animal, which is a whale or a tortoise or some sort of jellyfish. But seems like we wouldn't want to be them. Also, elephants live about as long as human, but what can elephants do.

What do you propose is the optimal animal form for human?

[warriorfan]

@Im Still Ballin

[MrFonzworth]

A pigs orgasm can last up to an hour

[FultzNationRISE]

And there's the problem would you wanna have a sexy time with a gorilla?

Absolutely :rockon:



But lets assume we'll be attracted to whatever we transform into, for breeding purpose.


Oh... I mean yeah, assuming theoretically of course. Just like, for the breeding purposes. Thats the only reason I was saying yes. Bc I knew u were saying it for as a hypothetical like if we were already gorillas. Duh. :hammerhead:

[HunterSThompson]

whales duh. without humans hunting you you're basically invincible to everything and the planet would be flourishing. eat shrimp all day and have infinitely more area to live peacefully in the ocean. swimming and doing flops and spraying water. just enjoying the weather when it's nice out and heading down for fresh fish that probably tastes delicious to them. be hung like 10 elephants combined and live a long a** time.. its the perfect existence minus whale hunters. f*ck innovation. just swim/f*ck and eat all day and relax

[72-10]

It only gets even harder as you get older!!!

[iamgine]

whales duh. without humans hunting you you're basically invincible to everything and the planet would be flourishing. eat shrimp all day and have infinitely more area to live peacefully in the ocean. swimming and doing flops and spraying water. just enjoying the weather when it's nice out and heading down for fresh fish that probably tastes delicious to them. be hung like 10 elephants combined and live a long a** time.. its the perfect existence minus whale hunters. f*ck innovation. just swim/f*ck and eat all day and relax

I dunno man. You add 8 billion whales to the ocean...might be a problem.