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Im Still Ballin
08-09-2021, 11:26 PM
The year is 2030: humanity is on the verge of extinction; The COVID-19 supervirus has decimated civilization. All attempts to create a vaccine have failed; millions have died, and all hope seems lost. The deadly pathogen has mutated into its most lethal form yet: The Alpha Variant.

In a world where chaos is law, and terror is order, and death is at hand, one man holds the key to the survival of the human race.

His name?

Patrick Chewing: a decorated, gay biochemist specializing in the development of an AIDS vaccine. As a young man, Patrick frequented the New York Meatpacking District: a hotspot for gay bars and clubs. This is where his life changed forever: he caught the Human Immunodeficiency Virus -- HIV.

Ever since that fateful night at the 'Hairy Bears Club' on Washington Street, he has devoted his life to finding a cure for his disease.

As the Doomsday clock inches mere seconds from midnight, Patrick will have to put aside his personal quest, and save humanity -- only his beautiful brain can defeat The Alpha Variant.

bladefd
08-09-2021, 11:45 PM
This Patrick guy sounds like a very intelligent homo sapien of Planet Earth.

Im Still Ballin
08-09-2021, 11:53 PM
This Patrick guy sounds like a very intelligent homo sapien of Planet Earth.

He's a genius. A gay genius.

:applause:

DoctorP
08-10-2021, 12:27 AM
:lol

Saw it. Went off the rails when Chewing started making out with Hitler and jerking off Trump.

Cleverness
08-10-2021, 01:50 AM
ok, but we already have the Alpha variant (B.1.1.7) circulating...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Alpha_variant#Spread_in_North_America

keep-itreal
08-10-2021, 02:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTgRWko3KyU

I kept thinking about this track while reading OP's post

Im Still Ballin
08-10-2021, 06:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTgRWko3KyU

I kept thinking about this track while reading OP's post

:roll:

Im Still Ballin
08-10-2021, 09:13 PM
Only 6 replies? Come on man...

Fultz?
Warriorfan?
Patrick?
Itsmillertime?
highwhey?
Scuzzy?
RRR3?
diamenz?
Lambruh?

Guys... I spent 20 minutes writing this one; thought it would be a riot!

FFS.

BurningHammer
08-10-2021, 09:52 PM
Only 6 replies? Come on man...

Fultz?
Warriorfan?
Patrick?
Itsmillertime?
highwhey?
Scuzzy?
RRR3?
diamenz?
Lambruh?

Guys... I spent 20 minutes writing this one; thought it would be a riot!

FFS.

They would prefer spending a lot more time of their lives trolling at other threads. :ohwell:

warriorfan
08-11-2021, 12:16 AM
Only 6 replies? Come on man...

Fultz?
Warriorfan?
Patrick?
Itsmillertime?
highwhey?
Scuzzy?
RRR3?
diamenz?
Lambruh?

Guys... I spent 20 minutes writing this one; thought it would be a riot!

FFS.

Good thread bro.

Axe
08-11-2021, 12:21 AM
They would prefer spending a lot more time of their lives trolling at other threads. :ohwell:
Apparently op doesn't realize that lambruh and scuzzy have been mia in ish for weeks now. :ohwell: