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DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:05 AM
At least 1 title.

Book it.

:rockon:

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh-szbNsmHw

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2qVkjss9Y

GrayGoat
08-15-2021, 02:07 AM
MJ had a super Pippen in Woolridge and shit the bed

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:07 AM
https://c.tenor.com/Y0uEmtUMXTMAAAAC/okay-great.gif

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:08 AM
MJ had a super Pippen in Woolridge and shit the bed

:lol

Jordan wasn't ready to defeat THE BIRD

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNpoT_O_yPw

3ba11
08-15-2021, 02:09 AM
At first, the Wizards 2001/02 season started off very poorly, as they went 2-9. Eventually, however, the Wizards found their chemistry and turned it around. Even with this slow start, the Wizards made it to 26-21 by the All-star break, and 26-20 in the games that Jordan played before the injury happened. The Wizards also achieved the 26-21 record even with Rip Hamilton missing 5 weeks in that stretch due to a groin injury.

When Rip and Jordan both played, the Wizards were 15-1 in the last 16 games that both of them played before the injury happened. Considering that the Wizards were on a 45-win pace (46-47 wins if you consider the 26-20 record when Jordan played) at the All-star break with Rip missing time, they would easily crack 50 wins had both Jordan and Hamilton stayed healthy throughout the season, even with a slow 2-9 start.

In the 46 games that Jordan played in 01/02 before the injury, he averaged
25.1 - 6.2 - 5.3 - 1.5 - 0.5 on 42%


Jordan's numbers were also improving as the season went on:

In his last 20 games up to the injury he averaged
27.5 - 6.4 - 5.2 - 1.3 - 0.5 on 44%

In his last 10 games up to the injury he averaged
29.7 - 6.6 - 6.1 - 1.2 - 0.3 on 47%

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcXv0JtzNQA

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:11 AM
Jordan stole his fadeaway from Bird.

NEVER FORGET

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:12 AM
At first, the Wizards 2001/02 season started off very poorly, as they went 2-9. Eventually, however, the Wizards found their chemistry and turned it around. Even with this slow start, the Wizards made it to 26-21 by the All-star break, and 26-20 in the games that Jordan played before the injury happened. The Wizards also achieved the 26-21 record even with Rip Hamilton missing 5 weeks in that stretch due to a groin injury.

When Rip and Jordan both played, the Wizards were 15-1 in the last 16 games that both of them played before the injury happened. Considering that the Wizards were on a 45-win pace (46-47 wins if you consider the 26-20 record when Jordan played) at the All-star break with Rip missing time, they would easily crack 50 wins had both Jordan and Hamilton stayed healthy throughout the season, even with a slow 2-9 start.

In the 46 games that Jordan played in 01/02 before the injury, he averaged
25.1 - 6.2 - 5.3 - 1.5 - 0.5 on 42%


Jordan's numbers were also improving as the season went on:

In his last 20 games up to the injury he averaged
27.5 - 6.4 - 5.2 - 1.3 - 0.5 on 44%

In his last 10 games up to the injury he averaged
29.7 - 6.6 - 6.1 - 1.2 - 0.3 on 47%

Replace RIP with KONG.

TITLES

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
08-15-2021, 02:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh-szbNsmHw

Before his injury, Jordan got serious MVP consideration and Washington was like 5th in the east.

He was averaging something like 24/6/5 on around 43% shooting. For that age and in that era, those are very good numbers.

3ba11
08-15-2021, 02:17 AM
Before his injury, Jordan got serious MVP consideration and Washington was like 5th in the east.

He was averaging something like 24/6/5 on around 43% shooting. For that age and in that era, those are very good numbers.


And he was improving as the season went on:


In his last 20 games up to the injury he averaged
27.5 - 6.4 - 5.2 - 1.3 - 0.5 on 44%

In his last 10 games up to the injury he averaged
29.7 - 6.6 - 6.1 - 1.2 - 0.3 on 47%


So he was back to 30/6/6 on 47% before the injury - but too old to sustain it... I suspect the same thing will happen to bron this year or next.. a groin injury or bad hammy or something... he seems to have good knees but anyhow we hear about tendinitis or some shit.... IT'S OVER...

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:17 AM
Before his injury, Jordan got serious MVP consideration and Washington was like 5th in the east.

He was averaging something like 24/6/5 on around 43% shooting. For that age and in that era, those are very good numbers.

The goat. Never seen an old dude play like that at that level.

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:18 AM
And he was improving as the season went on:


In his last 20 games up to the injury he averaged
27.5 - 6.4 - 5.2 - 1.3 - 0.5 on 44%

In his last 10 games up to the injury he averaged
29.7 - 6.6 - 6.1 - 1.2 - 0.3 on 47%


So he was back to 30/6/6 on 47% before the injury

his drinking and smoking caught up to him. his muscle fibers couldn't hold on at that age.

3ba11
08-15-2021, 02:26 AM
his drinking and smoking caught up to him. his muscle fibers couldn't hold on at that age.


I never thought of that but you're probably right - his drinking and smoking did hinder him in the end... It would've been something to see him lead that Wizards team in the playoffs - Jordan always turned it up for the playoffs like it was a whole new season/level... If he was at 30/6/6 before the injury, that increases in the playoffs... But you're right - he couldn't sustain that level at that age despite being a goat athlete because his degeneracy caught up with him in his old age.. it didn't matter when he was younger, but i can see how it would hurt him at older ages.

Smoke117
08-15-2021, 02:26 AM
You have no alts like I have a healthy liver.

kennygriffin
08-15-2021, 02:29 AM
You have no alts like I have a healthy liver.

whens the suicide going down. you should broadcast it live on here

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:30 AM
I never thought of that but you're probably right - his drinking and smoking did hinder him in the end... It would've been something to see him lead that Wizards team in the playoffs - Jordan always turned it up for the playoffs like it was a whole new season/level... If he was at 30/6/6 before the injury, that increases in the playoffs... But you're right - he couldn't sustain that level at that age despite being a goat athlete because his degeneracy caught up with him in his old age.. it didn't matter when he was younger, but i can see how it would hurt him at older ages.

for sure, the alcohol compromises the structure of the body. smoking hinders lung capacity but that didnt seem to be a problem. he could finish just fine, even in his Floor Jordan incarnation.

3ba11
08-15-2021, 02:30 AM
You have no alts like I have a healthy liver.


i lul'd

not sure if you're referring to me but i have no alts... the real 3ball is retired unless i can remember which email address i used to start the account.. but otherwise, no alts

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:30 AM
You have no alts like I have a healthy liver.

existence is pain?

you follow that instagram?

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:31 AM
i lul'd

not sure if you're referring to me but i have no alts... the real 3ball is retired unless i can remember which email address i used to start the account.. but otherwise, no alts

no hes referring to my Avatar message. i have no alts and proud of it like a proud boy :lol

3ba11
08-15-2021, 02:31 AM
for sure, the alcohol compromises the structure of the body. smoking hinders lung capacity but that didnt seem to be a problem. he could finish just fine, even in his Floor Jordan incarnation.


all true.. I remember being disappointed and kind of surprised that he completely broke down at the end of that season.. kind of scratching my head about it... but that makes a lot of sense - his young body could handle the degeneracy, but not the old body

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:32 AM
all true.. I remember being disappointed and kind of surprised that he completely broke down at the end of that season.. kind of scratching my head about it... but that makes a lot of sense - his young body could handle the degeneracy, but not the old body

yeah, im sure he wasn't expecting to be playing that long anyways. his salary all went to charity anyways and the tax break that comes with that in his estate.

Smoke117
08-15-2021, 02:32 AM
And he was improving as the season went on:


In his last 20 games up to the injury he averaged
27.5 - 6.4 - 5.2 - 1.3 - 0.5 on 44%

In his last 10 games up to the injury he averaged
29.7 - 6.6 - 6.1 - 1.2 - 0.3 on 47%


So he was back to 30/6/6 on 47% before the injury - but too old to sustain it... I suspect the same thing will happen to bron this year or next.. a groin injury or bad hammy or something... he seems to have good knees but anyhow we hear about tendinitis or some shit.... IT'S OVER...

lmfao. Even before his knees started giving him problems Jordan was averaging nearly as many shots as he was points, dipshit. He wasn't anything close to what he used to be and the way you are trying to build him up is laughably embarrassing...for fukk sake, you've literally said a 2002 Jordan was better than a 2009 LeBron James. It legit doesn't get more retarded and deranged than that. You'd think a teenager would say something so fukking stupid like that, but you're a grown as man, nearly a senior citizen at that and saying such stupid shit. Since you have no shame I'll be embarrassed for you. I'm embarrassed at the shit you spew on this board and this is ish...so you have to really be crazy to even have me questioning your sanity.

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 02:37 AM
lmfao. Even before his knees started giving him problems Jordan was averaging nearly as many shots as he was points, dipshit. He wasn't anything close to what he used to be and the way you are trying to build him up is laughably embarrassing...for fukk sake, you've literally said a 2002 Jordan was better than a 2009 LeBron James. It legit doesn't get more retarded and deranged than that. You'd think a teenager would say something so fukking stupid like that, but you're a grown as man, nearly a senior citizen at that and saying such stupid shit. Since you have no shame I'll be embarrassed for you. I'm embarrassed at the shit you spew on this board and this is ish...so you have to really be crazy to even have me questioning your sanity.

Floor Jordan was not as good as Young Kong/Chosen 1. no chance. Better in the fourth quarter and closing time maybe but Chosen 1 was a one man wrecking crew.

3ba11
08-15-2021, 02:38 AM
l

Even before his knees started giving him problems Jordan was averaging nearly as many shots as he was points, dipshit.






he was improving as the season went on:


In his last 20 games up to the injury he averaged
27.5 - 6.4 - 5.2 - 1.3 - 0.5 on 44%

In his last 10 games up to the injury he averaged
29.7 - 6.6 - 6.1 - 1.2 - 0.3 on 47%


^^^^ He was back to 30/6/6 on 47% before the injury - so he'd made it back, but his degeneracy caught up with him.. his young body could handle it, but not the old body..

if somehow his body held up and he made the 02' Playoffs, the Wizards would beat Kidd's Nets to win the East - you forget that it took very little to win the 00's East and Jordan's 30/6/6 was more than enough (he would've increased that for the playoffs like he always did)

Smoke117
08-15-2021, 03:17 AM
he was improving as the season went on:


In his last 20 games up to the injury he averaged
27.5 - 6.4 - 5.2 - 1.3 - 0.5 on 44%

In his last 10 games up to the injury he averaged
29.7 - 6.6 - 6.1 - 1.2 - 0.3 on 47%


^^^^ He was back to 30/6/6 on 47% before the injury - so he'd made it back, but his degeneracy caught up with him.. his young body could handle it, but not the old body..

if somehow his body held up and he made the 02' Playoffs, the Wizards would beat Kidd's Nets to win the East - you forget that it took very little to win the 00's East and Jordan's 30/6/6 was more than enough (he would've increased that for the playoffs like he always did)

And how many shots was he chucking to put up those points, fukk face? You conveniently leave that out while you're a fukking math wizard when it comes to someone you hate and want to destroy. A 2002 thirty eight year old Jordan wasn't half the player a Lebron James was in 2009 you imbecile. That's not an opinion. That's a fact. That you can't accept that only confirms what an obsessed and deranged headcase you are.

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 05:13 AM
Super Pippen Kong
+
Diet Jordan ( Kyrie/Wade )
=
Jordan
+
Diet Kong ( Pippen )
=
Rings

SATAN
08-15-2021, 05:15 AM
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DoctorP
08-15-2021, 05:22 AM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/69/90/75/6990758ecf96d5aeaa66d53be5674b6c.jpg

Hail the seventh angel of Stamoskistus

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 05:33 AM
https://youtu.be/T8_GiznzWbk

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 05:35 AM
https://youtu.be/jOiP2otvnec

Rise of Kong

DoctorP
08-15-2021, 05:47 AM
https://i.etsystatic.com/17970912/r/il/2ca61a/2430966277/il_794xN.2430966277_b2ek.jpg

Top 3 cemented

( Or was prime Bird better? )

Axe
08-15-2021, 06:22 AM
:cheers:

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Axe
08-15-2021, 06:23 AM
i lul'd

not sure if you're referring to me but i have no alts... the real 3ball is retired unless i can remember which email address i used to start the account.. but otherwise, no alts
Hi mister trada7029 :rolleyes: