View Full Version : We've been hearing about 1-9 for years now, how come there's no good excuse for it?
Pip' N Rodman
08-25-2021, 11:06 PM
Like, why did Jordan do worse his first 3 seasons then just about every top 50 player ever?
Every player in the HOF did better their first 3 seasons than MJ did
MJ is literally the biggest loser in the HOF :confusedshrug:
theman93
08-25-2021, 11:36 PM
Hey And1AllDay/Shooter
Weird how the biggest loser in the HOF has the most FMVP's of all time :lebronamazed:
Interesting. Is it worse than being absent at the playoffs during the first three years like stephen curry did in his career between 2010-12?
deathawaitu
08-26-2021, 12:11 AM
Damn Jordan made the playoff
While Lebron miss the playoff constantly during his first two years
FKAri
08-26-2021, 12:23 AM
You know that Eddie Murphy movie, Trading Places? Just like that David Stern and Sonny Vaccaro made a wager on being able to make Michael Jordan into a superstar athlete.
Real nigguhs know, Michael Jordan was a terrible basketball player. And I mean god awful.
Spurs m8
08-26-2021, 02:11 AM
I couldn't imagine having ops life.
The most boring existence imaginable.
Every single day he is triggered by Jordan ...so much so, that he has to start new threads here hahahha
Deadset loser
FultzNationRISE
08-26-2021, 03:02 AM
I couldn't imagine having ops life.
The most boring existence imaginable.
Every single day he is triggered by Jordan ...so much so, that he has to start new threads here hahahha
Deadset loser
Bro.
https://c.tenor.com/e6y5tgwY3KAAAAAM/square-up-wwe.gif
Manny98
08-26-2021, 03:18 AM
1-9 missing the playoffs altogether your first 2 seasons
Full Court
08-26-2021, 03:29 PM
I'll make you a deal OP. You provide an adequate explanation of -86, and I'll enlighten you about 1-9.
hateraid
08-26-2021, 03:40 PM
I couldn't imagine having ops life.
The most boring existence imaginable.
Every single day he is triggered by Jordan ...so much so, that he has to start new threads here hahahha
Deadset loser
As opposd to your life constantly monitoring ISH for Lebron posts? Yeah, you're a real winner
Cyrus334
08-26-2021, 03:51 PM
I mean, when your on a team with unathetic crack heads going up against elite high caliber teams with starting line up full of Hall of Famers, I'm not sure what other excuse could satisfy you.
ELITEpower23
08-26-2021, 04:10 PM
I mean, when your on a team with unathetic crack heads going up against elite high caliber teams with starting line up full of Hall of Famers, I'm not sure what other excuse could satisfy you.
So MJ needed teammates to win? He needed Pippen? Ya don't say :pimp:
8Ball
08-27-2021, 08:24 AM
As opposd to your life constantly monitoring ISH for Lebron posts? Yeah, you're a real winner
:roll:
8Ball
08-27-2021, 08:24 AM
Like, why did Jordan do worse his first 3 seasons then just about every top 50 player ever?
Every player in the HOF did better their first 3 seasons than MJ did
MJ is literally the biggest loser in the HOF :confusedshrug:
There is no comeback for 1-9
Spuddywebby
08-27-2021, 09:14 AM
Like, why did Jordan do worse his first 3 seasons then just about every top 50 player ever?
Every player in the HOF did better their first 3 seasons than MJ did
MJ is literally the biggest loser in the HOF :confusedshrug:
I know you are trolling but it’s unimaginative and unfunny. Stick to what you do well, inserting your thumb in Lebron’s a-hole and using it as a pacifier.
ELITEpower23
08-27-2021, 09:35 AM
https://i.postimg.cc/vZp21gS2/1-9-Fail.jpg
3ba11
08-27-2021, 09:43 AM
2004 Cavs.... 0 all-stars
2005 Cavs.... 2 all-stars
2006 Cavs.... added 22/6/5 all-defender and future COY
^^^^ Most players like Lebron, KD, Curry, or Giannis had several years in the lottery to develop their team before entering the playoffs as a high-seeded favorite or experienced team.
Otoh, Jordan was thrown into the playoffs in Year 1 and was injured in Year 2.. But by his 3rd healthy season (88'), he made the 2nd Round just like 06' Lebron.. However, Lebron needed the East all-star center, the future COY and a 22/6/5 all-defender to make the 2nd Round, while Jordan made it with nothing.
Ultimately, "1-9" compares 3rd year high seeds to 1st year eight seeds
Bronbron23
08-27-2021, 10:02 AM
Like, why did Jordan do worse his first 3 seasons then just about every top 50 player ever?
Every player in the HOF did better their first 3 seasons than MJ did
MJ is literally the biggest loser in the HOF :confusedshrug:
The guy who has 6 chips is the biggest loser? Holy shit your more of an idiot than i thought:facepalm
8Ball
08-27-2021, 10:49 AM
https://i.postimg.cc/vZp21gS2/1-9-Fail.jpg
Can anyone explain this picture in more detail?
3ball?
steezy
08-27-2021, 02:16 PM
Not sure if guys like OP are just good at trolling or have double digit IQs
Mauzah
08-27-2021, 03:35 PM
So MJ needed teammates to win? He needed Pippen? Ya don't say :pimp:
In other words Jordan needed to play and win with four literal trashcans as teammates. You Kong fans are turrrrible.
:banghead:
Full Court
08-27-2021, 04:08 PM
Not sure if guys like OP are just good at trolling or have double digit IQs
Double digit is being generous as far as their IQs.
In other words Jordan needed to play and win with four literal trashcans as teammates. You Kong fans are turrrrible.
:banghead:
Says the guy who used to think that lebron james is just a honda civic to michael jordan's lamborghini
3ba11
08-28-2021, 12:12 AM
Says the guy who used to think that lebron james is just a honda civic to michael jordan's lamborghini
He is... Lebron's winning, accolades and production rate are all inferior to Jordan.
* 6 titles to 4
* 5 MVP's to 4
* 9 all-defense to 5
* 10 scoring titles to 1
* higher PER, WS/48, BPM, VORP, PPG, ORTG
* no 1b's (equal-scoring partner teammates)
* no elite 1st option playing 3rd option (no super-teams)
Mauzah
08-28-2021, 06:24 PM
Says the guy who used to think that lebron james is just a honda civic to michael jordan's lamborghini
First off Axe, you have a splendid memory and second, I purposely used an extreme example of referencing him to a Honda Civic to further drive home the point.
I do believe Lebron is an all time great but I don't not believe he has separated himself from the Magics, Birds and Kobes of the world while Jordan is on a whole other level as a final boss.
First off Axe, you have a splendid memory and second, I purposely used an extreme example of referencing him to a Honda Civic to further drive home the point.
I do believe Lebron is an all time great but I don't not believe he has separated himself from the Magics, Birds and Kobes of the world while Jordan is on a whole other level as a final boss.
Yep i really do. Thanks for pointing that out.
Anyway, your analogy back then is out of touch tho. Because like i said, the honda civic is a car for the masses whereas the lambo is an exotic many super wealthier ones can afford. Regardless i do find it amusing since you said t'was on purpose.
And since you mentioned that he's an atg for obvious reasons, i think it would have made sense if you said he was godzilla (gtr) or something like a dodge viper. But that's just my opinion.
Also their rankings may differ depending on which criteria they're being judged at.
He is... Lebron's winning, accolades and production rate are all inferior to Jordan.
* 6 titles to 4
* 5 MVP's to 4
* 9 all-defense to 5
* 10 scoring titles to 1
* higher PER, WS/48, BPM, VORP, PPG, ORTG
* no 1b's (equal-scoring partner teammates)
* no elite 1st option playing 3rd option (no super-teams)
Lol you don't know anything about cars.
Mauzah
08-29-2021, 06:14 PM
Yep i really do. Thanks for pointing that out.
Anyway, your analogy back then is out of touch tho. Because like i said, the honda civic is a car for the masses whereas the lambo is an exotic many super wealthier ones can afford. Regardless i do find it amusing since you said t'was on purpose.
And since you mentioned that he's an atg for obvious reasons, i think it would have made sense if you said he was godzilla (gtr) or something like a dodge viper. But that's just my opinion.
Also their rankings may differ depending on which criteria they're being judged at.
Unfortunately people around here require dramatic examples to even have a chance at comprehension. Case and point referencing a Honda Civic.
You're looking too deep for something that isn't there my friend....
Unfortunately people around here require dramatic examples to even have a chance at comprehension. Case and point referencing a Honda Civic.
You're looking too deep for something that isn't there my friend....
Idk man i just find that analogy to be a bit hilarious but then again, it is your opinion after all. Just don't expect anyone with above average knowledge to agree with it.
Spurs m8
08-30-2021, 09:21 PM
He is... Lebron's winning, accolades and production rate are all inferior to Jordan.
* 6 titles to 4
* 5 MVP's to 4
* 9 all-defense to 5
* 10 scoring titles to 1
* higher PER, WS/48, BPM, VORP, PPG, ORTG
* no 1b's (equal-scoring partner teammates)
* no elite 1st option playing 3rd option (no super-teams)
No mental gymnastics here or ever
Always cold hard facts
Pip' N Rodman
08-31-2021, 10:46 PM
https://i.postimg.cc/vZp21gS2/1-9-Fail.jpg
:oldlol:
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