Good deal on dick rocket

[Joey Turnbuckle]

Celebrate Jeff Bezos’ big day out to space with a $69 miniature dick rocket
https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2021/8/26/22642560/blue-origins-new-shephard-model-rocket-estes


$69.99 ($74.89 with tax)


https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Nk237LrkqBzEiVtS6j72eHKcTCk=/0x0:1400x1000/720x0/filters:focal(0x0:1400x1000):format(webp):no_upsca le()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/22806525/blue_origin_new_shepherd_rocket_model.jpg

[DoctorP]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ConsciousEverlastingFlounder-size_restricted.gif

[baudkarma]

Why not do the logical thing and make the price $69.69?

[Axe]

Why not do the logical thing and make the price $69.69?
:milton

[FKAri]

Why not do the logical thing and make the price $69.69?

Too on the nose. This way there's still plausible deniability.

[Patrick Chewing]

Does it vibrate?

[LLL3]

RRR3 has the LOLCATS signature version complete with chair adapter and fist attachment

highwey has the Justin Dancy signature version complete with golden shower mode and refillable taco scent