Lifespan Comparison: The Shortest and Longest Lifespans of Animals

[Patrick Chewing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW5ERd8GUQk&t=193s


We ain't shit on this scale. We need to conquer and achieve immortality at some point.

[highwhey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW5ERd8GUQk&t=193s


We ain't shit on this scale. We need to conquer and achieve immortality at some point.

You need to achieve a healthy weight first OP. Your jersey size could fit on a small hippo.

[Off the Court]

We need to conquer and achieve immortality at some point.
MRNA vaccines for various cancer types are on the way but true immortality won't come until we are able to modify our DNA.

[FultzNationRISE]

MRNA vaccines for various cancer types are on the way but true immortality won't come until we are able to modify our DNA.

Eventually, all will be possible :rockon:

Only question is the timeline.

[j3lademaster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW5ERd8GUQk&t=193s


We ain't shit on this scale. We need to conquer and achieve immortality at some point.This may be an interesting read in relation to your op.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/think-well/202011/why-time-goes-faster-we-age


Children perceive and lay down more memory frames or mental images per unit of time than adults, so when they remember events—that is, the passage of time—they recall more visual data. This is what causes the perception of time passing more rapidly as we age.Imagine if humans do achieve immortality to the point where a year feels like a day. Crazy to think about.

[FultzNationRISE]

Children perceive and lay down more memory frames or mental images per unit of time than adults, so when they remember events—that is, the passage of time—they recall more visual data. This is what causes the perception of time passing more rapidly as we age.

Yup, basically the faster your brain works, the slower you experience time. I made a thread about this some years ago.

Tbh, I feel like I've been alive for ****ing ever, and I'm not even 40. The amount of things I've learned, the number of places I've been, the range of circumstances I've lived through... when I compare it to how my parents live, I've already done and thought about more in half a life than they would in 10 of theirs.

We experience time by sequences of events, and that experience is relative. The more events that take place for you, within the same period of time as someone else, comparatively the more time you've had. Even though it was done during an equal amount of rotations around the sun. You did more stuff, therefore... more time.

[Long Duck Dong]

I already spotted an error in this list and I'm just a minute in. The Panther Chameleon has a much longer lifespan than 1 year. It's a decent sized lizard so I knew this was highly unlikely. Even little house geckos and anoles typically live 2-5 years. The Panther Chameleon has big clutches of eggs relative to their body size so females can only have 2-3 clutches of eggs before their body starts to fail. Even so they typically live 2-4 years. Males can live up to 7 years.

[diamenz]

Eventually, all will be possible :rockon:

Only question is the timeline.

what tears me up most about death is all of the shit i'll never be able to see.

[Patrick Chewing]

what tears me up most about death is all of the shit i'll never be able to see.

Like attack ships on fire on the shoulder of Orion. Like C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

[tpols]

Most amazing things to me out this video

-bumble bees live 5 years and mosquitos live 1 week.
-lobsters can live to 100 years old.
-Galapagos tortoises can go a whole year without food.

Seems that big whales and birds are the longest living animals. Also moving slow aids longevity.

[tpols]

what tears me up most about death is all of the shit i'll never be able to see.

We all see it all in time. Life is constantly recycled.

[BigKobeFan]

Fat ****s like highweight causes the average to decrease quite a bit

[SATAN]

lmao@OP realizing he won't have eternal bliss in the afterlife

[Axe]

Op has high cholesterol levels